"Accident's don't happen accidentally"

[Multi-Fandom] Call me Serxi [SPN Main blog Shutupsammy]

[axiserxi]

Alright, I loved the episode but I had a few issues.

⚠️⚠️ Disclaimer! I LOVE prodigal son, but I believe that doesn't mean I can't critize the show.

The JT thing felt hastily thrown in. It left a bad taste in my mouth as a poc. Im trying to enjoy the show, but instead I get police brutality shoved down my throat that felt graceless in it's presentation. I hope that this sort of social commentary will be better handled in the future.

[exit-light-enter-bright]

The real murderers here are the Prodigal Son writers because that finale just killed me

[malcolmlitebrite]

[ingravinoveritas]

Martin Whitly standing in the middle of a prison riot looking entirely unbothered is the absolute personification of this gif:

[prodigal-sons]

the only thing we have in common,,

[exit-light-enter-bright]

Me watching Prodigal Son: I hope it won’t end on a cliffhanger

Prodigal Son: Don’t worry, it won’t

Prodigal Son: It will end on several

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…Like Daughter

Prodigal Son 1x20 Like Father…

[axiserxi]

Since y'all were thirsty for Raphael

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I love how the prodigal son and lone star fandom have enough dedication to lose their shit collectively every MONDAY NIGHT + Tuesday morning. It's just 💯 respect honestly.

[axiserxi]

So the new prodigal son episode—

Malcom:

Ainsley:

Jessica:

Martin

Gil:

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Martin to Malcom: I would never hurt you

Martin literally an episode later:

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Prodigal Son Moments (again)

- "could you kill me?"

Malcom: 👁👄👁

- "we seem to be entering the d a d d y I s s u e s segment of this meal, which is my que to leave."

- "be honest, did you kill this one just to get back to work?

- "who picked out that blazer, she looks like a carpet at the dmv."

- "I don't give a flying—"

- "you lost me at knife."

Oh my god when Martin called the studio

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- "Jessica Whitley has done so much for the city, and doesn't deserve this." 💯❤

- that was a million dollars I would be so mad, those people were flocking to it like vultures.

I am vultures

- oh my god malcom called Jessica "mom" not "mother" im—

- "I'm quite certain son you're not suppose to ask a lady that."

"You're here to kill him"

"What's that now?"

Me: *sees malcom stab Martin*

Me: Mr. Whitley! Mr Whitley! Oh my god he's fucking dead.

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Jessica: *Just wanting to enjoy the wedding*

Malcom:

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"Whatever you do, please don't embarrass me."

"Yes, the entire time! I didn't know he was a serial killer..."

- "I'm Malcom Whitley, Jessica Whitley's son."

DANI TAKING DOWN ISABELLA IN THAT DRESS 😍😍😍❤❤❤😍😍❤

-aww Ainsley getting her mom into the wedding.

+promo bonus +

IF you even dare fuck with my Jessica you WILL RECIEVE THESE HANDS.

[axiserxi]

"You think Cal is going to kill his father?"

"Well I could be projecting—"

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Prodigal Son Liveblog stuffs;

"Under PRESSURE! Pushing down on me!"

- Malcom in a WHITE suit 👁👄👁

- Edrisa making jokes about said suit

- "EDRISA!" Malcom rushing to Edrisa was ❤💯💯💯💯😍

- " I HAVE A PLAN!" "alright what's the plan?"

- "my boy, IM BACK!"

- "oh should I have said, Iove you?" 😬

- Malcom, after flying out of the window and FALLING ONTO A CAR "I think I'm going to miss my flight..."

- "I was in a pretty bad place I thought my boy was DEAD." *cuts to martin in solidarity confinement* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

- "but dad you killed people, and you're a dick"

- "I don't want to I'm always Malcom."

"Nah nah, not saying it."

- I stan Hector

- Jessica looking like a queen 💅💅💓

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Raphael is kinda—intense...