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sh2jw

Happy 42nd Birthday, Benedict~XD

tchalia

doctorenterprise

steve: [does something illegal]

steve: [gets called out for it]

steve: ok but TECHNICALLY..,

phdna

Steve is shameless and definitely not Lawful Good

Pass it on

The truth will set you free

kyt-online

i saw a cute cat today

thollukthcaptor

HI OP I’D LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION?

chubbycattumbling

?????????

unpredictablememes

tchalametdaily

Timothée Chalamet & Luca Guadagnino @ Mark Seliger | Vanity Fair

dontmindmejustpassingalong-deac

You might struggle with auditory processing if…

- Your catchphrase is “what?”

- You ask someone to repeat their question then finish processing and respond halfway through they’re finished repeating it.

- You somewhat processed what someone said but your brain won’t take it.

- You mishear what people say wildly wrong. Like, wildly wrong. Then you process it and it makes wayyyy more sense than whatever you thought someone originally said.

- “Wait, what?”

- Default face is a perplexed, confused look.

- You have to deal with rude people who refuse to repeat themselves and act exasperated at the suggestion, than proceed to get angry when you won’t respond to them and/or remember what they just said.

- You can hear a car door open down the street but you can’t hear someone talking to you in the same room.

- Talking is weird.

- You’re constantly seen as a bad listener (which, maybe isn’t that far from the truth- but they assume you’re not trying), unfocused (which I tend to be, but it’s unrelated), and so on. Nobody stops to consider that maybe you have processing issues.

- You were tested for hearing issues as a kid because you didn’t respond to people or talk much, but every test came back negative and your parents were told you have perfect hearing.

- The idea of talking to two people at once is terrifying beyond imagining.

- Responding to something someone said ages ago, even with a different conversation still going, the topic has moved on, and everyone forgot about it.

- “Huh?!”

hollowedskin

bonus round: we can watch TV or talk. not both.

autisticeducator

And no one without auditory processing issues understands any of this.

jumpingjacktrash

- you watch tv with the subtitles on even though your hearing is fine

- listening to podcasts makes your brain tired like you’ve been doing big scary math

- in a chattering crowd, all you hear is white noise

marssipan

- Someone tries to talk to you while music is playing and you flip tf out

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.