~Salty Salt~

I am Salt. I am Salty. I am Sorry. This is not a spoiler free blog. Current obsession frequently changes. My bad.

[rs-archived]

the boys

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[medrawawi]

😙!!

[shurikthereject]

Meet the Pittlings!

[mina-logan]

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Buttery Scallion Pancakes

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Is this how you roll?

[suffering-and-shenanigans]

Method acting to the max, looking cute and miserable on almost every single photo from behind the scenes I could find.

And the one photo I found where he is smiling :

[raylangivins]

[thisfeebleheart]

copping a feel Ilya Rozanov style

[hrgifs]

hollanov's matching anterior pelvic tilts

[+ bonus:]

[coupdegrace]

[socialistfremenist]

[gaynehollander]

Fully obsessed with the idea the Shane thinks this is just what Casual Sex™ is is like. Ilya's the king of casual sex so this must be what it's supposed to be like. Yes, he's kissing tear tracks away from Shane's cheeks while telling him how beautifully he takes it. Yes, he's waxing poetic about Shane's mouth being made for him, carved out by the gods just as a place for Ilya's cock to call home. Yes, he's stroking Shane's hair and kissing his face for an indeterminable amount of time in those instances where he makes Shane's brain go so fuzzy that it feels like he entirely vacates his body and, yes, he's stroking Shane's back and telling him how well he did until it feels like his feet are finally back on solid ground. That's Normal.

[poprocksromance]

Men love to say disgusting things in locker rooms. And Shane hears all about the men who have cheated on their wives and use viagra to get it up and lie to women that it doesn’t feel good to wear condoms to convince them to go without and have gambling debts and substance use addictions and children out of wedlock.

And Ilya, through spousal privileges, gets to know these things about the Metros too. And while Shane would never breathe a word of this outside the locker room and his own bedroom, Ilya does not feel so bound.

So when the Metros drop shit about Shane being a fag who is sucking off the entire Ottawa roster, Ilya drops anonymous information online like that Comeau refuses to wear condoms and gave his wife chlamydia because he cheats on her constantly. And each time one of them says shit about Shane something new about them drops online.

Someone tries to confront Shane at a OTT-MTL game and he just smiles and says, “Sorry, do I know you?” And wipes the floor with them.

[rs-archived]

Right now, I'm going to go for a walk.