Ameowsing

Purrrfect life

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Die temu ad die

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Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

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It accidentally is latin

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“CARPE DIEM”

I say as I wake up at 5 am to spend the entire day in bed reading one (1) book

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This is the greatest commentary on the twitter situation that could positive done

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I have never seen a photo of a fat bird . Have you? What are they hiding? What is their secret ?

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My actual day out of context:

I was covered in blood in an empty church, laughing hysterically, as there was a thunderstorm outside.

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International Hellsite day is here!! Happy 5th of November folks and stay safe.

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Patiently waiting for capitalism to popularize the idea of pumpkin ice cream

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My phone : *notification sound*

Me: what is it this time? Do I have to pay something? Did I forget something? Is a deadline due? Is my the thing I was excited for canceled?

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I don't know anything about anything

I know a combination of a staggering 0 things

Knowing things is not something I relate to

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If you don't have at least 3 eurovision contestants that you would give your kidney for them, we can't be friends

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some of your urls make me wanna kill somebody

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That's barbaric

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My humor consists of holding random objects at my dad's face and telling him "you're [object] in a mildly aggressive tone and him doing the same.

Example

*while making a salad*

Me: You are "fork"

Dad: You are "lettuce"

Extra points if you can also throw the object at the other person ex." You are" napkin"

I'm am almost done with in college :)

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Netflix rejects my entire 2014-2018 personality just like that.

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I recently learned about the anatomy of vocal chords and I sincerely advise you to never see an image of them or learn their exact location unless you have to because I haven't found peace since.

You know the annoying feeling when you become aware of your breathing/eye lid sliding on your eye/toes touching etc?

Now get ready for feeling bands of muscle tissue touching and moving as you talk in your larynx.

Every time I swallow I feel them pressing against each other.

Make. It. Stop.

I want to go back oblivion

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If you ever find yourself wondering if I'm flirting with you... I don't. I am just polite and outgoing.

If you think I'm awkward and you get second hand embarrassment everytime you're around me there you have it. I am trying and failing to flirt with you.

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Chronicles of me trying to have a productive quarantine :

*First lockdown measures* Now that universities are closed for two weeks, I will be able to spend more time on my dance studio and improve my dancing 🤩

*Full lockdown announcement* Dance studios are closed but I will be working on my drawings with all his free time 😃

*1 month of lockdown * Okay I have an art block and I don't feel like drawing anything for so long but maybe I can write more🤗

*3 months of lockdown* What if I learned Arabic? 😊

*6 months of quarantine* What IF I learned....how to play the Guitar? 👀

*9 months of quarantine * What IF...... I leeearned... tO pLay.... ThE UKELELE??? 🤯

*1 year of quarantine * WhAt IiIiIiIffffFfF.......? I leArneeeed....

math? 🙂

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Day of quarantine no 337 (Valentine's Day)

At 4 am and I'm reading an Astronomy book to my cat