Kakashi and the 5 Times He Asked Iruka To Marry Him + 1 Time Where Iruka Did.
Everytime he asked he was injured. Bleeding. Concussed. Chakra depleated. On the verge of Death.
Iruka says no surprised and a bit lost the first time, increasingly more amused after but always with an Olympic Calm like it's an Every Tuesday Evening Event.
Everytime someone was there to witness it.
Actually increasingly more people witness it each time.
Bonus 1: the first time happened while he was still in Anbu and Iruka was still a genin.
Bonus point 2: Genma was the 1st witness and nobody ever believed him to his own damn.
Bonus point 3: Iruka never answers anyone (not even Anko, Kotetsu or Izumo) in a straight way because he thinks the whole thing is hilarious (prankster a day prankster always) and Kakashi likes to play the broken hearted maiden when questioned.
+ 1 Time: Iruka waltzing up with a marriage agreement and rings " I want an autumn wedding" and Kakashi gleefully snatching both while falsely complaining "maaa sensei breaking my hopes for a spring wedding? Don't you know it's the most romantic season of all?"
It's the last few days before winter.
Tsunade chucks a bottle at their head screaming about goddamn idiots ninja testing her patience while Sakura despair not being able to give them the grand wedding of her dream.
The whole village lose their shit.













