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Are my beloved Chev simps ready for another spicy fic with him? 🔥🔥
EVERYONE BUCKLED UP THE WILD RIDE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
I think about this exchange a lot
chevalier: i have the best memory. tell me ONE time i forgot anything.
clavis: yesterday. you left me in the parking lot.
chevalier: that was on purpose. try again.
I said this many moons ago but not on here, and I need to make you people cry. Also Theo spoilers
Theo leaves with MC and they are happy, but.....what about King? Did he just leave King behind?
So Arthur takes care of King, and gets another golden retriever, and every few years gets another, and he's breeding them. He only keeps one from the litter, and the cycle continues. Until it's the 21st century.
He then finds Theo and takes the puppy to him and tells him that the puppy is Kings great-great-great-(add some)-great-great-great-grandson and hands the puppy to Theo and they both cry
STOP MAKING ME CRY
I don't even like Theo but the dog. The dog 😭😭
Just imagine King scratching and whining at the door when Theo's been gone for too long, not knowing that he isn't coming back and AHHHH 😭😭
Arthur: So Newt I heard you-
Isaac: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!
at least he’s got loki 😌
if you want a summary of chev’s route you really can’t get any more accurate than this imo bc 💀
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one of the many MANY reasons why i absolutely ADORE leon is bc he's a flirt but a RESPECTFUL flirt. like in ikepri you have your typical thots skirt-chasers like jin and nokto, but what makes leon stand out to me is that he only flirts with MC in his own route, and only after getting to know her as a person first, AND he keeps it sweet and respectful, and he's so damn smooth and casual about it like (screenshots from his route below)
i have like over 70 screenshots from leon's route story log bc this MAN knows his way to my heart, so these are just a few prime examples of what i'm talking about. like HELLO?? just seeing her at his spot and casually saying it must be his lucky day to see her there?? "i want to learn to like the things she likes"?? calling her pretty in front of her knowing she's right there?? openly saying he wants to show her off?? aND THIS MAN LITERALLY FORCED HIMSELF TO READ AND WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO FIGHT HIS 'BAD HABIT' ALL BC HE WANTED TO LEARN TO ENJOY WHAT SHE ENJOYED I'M 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
idk what to tell yall he's just perfect 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 cybird really said "let's make a man written by a woman" AND WROTE LEON 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Glad to know even nobunaga had a goth phase of lining his eyes black
That’s him from now and when he was younger
Do I see ✨eyeshadow✨ there ?
Lil' Nobu: DO I LOOK FEERSE NOW? MANLY ENOUGH FOR U?
Kicho: *sighs* No. Give me back my eyeliner, shadow, and brow pomade. Jeez why people think you're the king of the world I have no idea
It's a leftover from his Fool of Owari phase. His clothing just got a whole lot tamer
"how would you like to rule the world of eye makeup by my side?"
Begging for Mercy, Begging for More (Chevalier Michel x Reader)
Fandom: Ikemen Prince
Pairing: Chevalier Michel x Reader
Prompt: “I might hurt you. Are you sure you want that?”
Warning: Smut! Minors DNI!!!🔞
Intended Audience: Female Audience
Word Count: 1,370
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Disclaimer: I do not own Ikemen Vampire or any of its characters. All of that goodness is the property of Cybird. I do, however, own the plot of this fanfic. Please do not repost this on any other website.
Author’s Note: First fic for Ikeprince, whoo!! I’m about halfway through Chevalier’s route so I’m sorry if there are any inconsistencies in terms of plot or character. Anyway! Let’s go day 7 of @xxsycamore’s Visions of Temptation event💕
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nah bruh he’ll just tell the barista to put ‘toshiko-san’ on MC’s cup sdfjjsdkfs
this IS it, chief
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OOOFFF NEW UPDATE ON IKEVAMP APP 2.0!!!!!!
They changed the welcome screen and character screen 😍😍😍 Vlad daddy come here
- KINKTOBER DAY 5 - Personal rules are made to be broken, too - [JIN/MC SMUT]
Rating: E
Word count: 894
Relationship: F/M; Jin Grandet/MC (Emma)
Tags: Accidental Stimulation; Sex on Furniture; Size Difference; Making Out; Vaginal sex; Creampie
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Written for my Visions of Temptation Kinktober 2021 challenge. [DAY 1] [DAY 2] [DAY 3] [DAY 4]
DAY 5 - Accidental stimulation + “I suggest you take tomorrow off after what we’re about to do tonight.”
By the third night Emma and Jin call off their duty hours with a drink, she considers changing her overview of the otherwise unhealthy habit.
Being a hardworker should always come with knowing how to blow off the steam - or so Jin says. The cramped Internal Affairs office room has become even livelier with the palace’s Belle taking a portion of their paperwork upon herself, in order to have a more in-depth view of their politics. Now, Jin wouldn’t exactly call himself a hardworker. He prays that no little birdie would tell on him, about how he suddenly prefers the cramped office over his favorite pub. Although taking the job of being Emma’s supervisor would say enough.
“Good work today too, Emma. This calls for a toast.”
What would happen if you leave them in the same room? Part 2
Part 1
Room 8
Sasuke: Oh, so you live with many historical figures ... but do you have the autograph of Ieyasu Tokugawa himself?
Sebastian:
Sebastian: How many kidneys are we talking about?
Room 9
Vicent: Let's be civilized and put down our weapons, please
Vicent: -sigh- Why am I not surprised that no one pays attention to me?
Lancelot: It's not our problem that you didn't bring a sword
Chevalier: What kind of idiot comes to a fight unarmed?
Vicent: SINCE WHEN IS THIS A FIGHT?!
Kenshin: I don't care if it's a fight or not. I'll leave with the head of all of you
Room 10
Theodorus: This is one of my brother's paintings. He is very talented
Jonah: Luka makes some very delicious desserts, no one can beat it!
Yves: Well ... Licht made a friend the other day. It was a cat, but it's a nice achievement
Room 11
Shingen: Gentlemen, are we clear that if you invite a young lady to this room, will she come directly into my arms?
Seth: Of course not! Who is going to go with an old man like you?!
Nokto: It's not like you're in the prime of your youth
Arthur: -moody because he is the shortest in the room- I don't like this place
Room 12
Jean: Don't worry, he won't be able to break free very soon
Harr: I'll use magic to neutralize him if necessary
Masamune, tied in a chair: Something tells me they don't like me very much
Room 13
X: Oh sorry, I think this is not my room
Oliver: How stupid are you?
Ieyasu: There's a sign outside ... could you, uh, i don't know, read it?!
Mozart: What a waste of neurons you have there
Chevalier: I wonder why nobody wants to come to our room...
Room 14
Sariel: We have already been 6 hours, assume your defeat
Mitsuhide: A fox always has an ace up his sleeve
Edgar: This is the longest round of Monopoly I have ever played
do you have any suggestions for part 3?
ROOM 9 SJKSJDHDJDJDKDJSK pure chaos i feel so bad for him SOMEBODY GO PICK VINCENT UP 😭😭😭
There are lots of different kind of problem child. There's the general problem child which is Keiji, the chaos problem child which is Masamune and then there's the problematic problem child which is Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi has to deal with all of them
What would happen if you leave them in the same room?
Room 1
Sirius: Why am I in this room?
Hideyoshi: I wonder the same
Comte: Can we finish this parent meeting soon? I left 9 vampires alone and I'm sure they already destroyed my house
Room 2
Jonah: How dare you lock up the Queen of Hearts with these ... three strangers
Yves: Strangers?! You're talking to Yves Kloss, the fifth prince of Rhodo-
Ieyasu: Oh great, now the royalty has gathered to scream in my ear
Mozart: Why do I always have to be with the noisy ones?
Room 3
Vicent: Oh, I don't know you. Let's be friends!
Licht: I have a feeling Yves is trying to break down that door
Luka: Do you also have a brother obsessed with you?
Room 4
Leonardo: Tasty old men?
Shingen: Funny room name...
Sirius: Oh come on! It must be a joke! I'm not even that old
Jin: You are in the denial stage. We all go through the same
Room 5
Ray: I think I'm seeing double
Napoleon: Are you sure you're not twins?
Nobunaga: I have never seen this man in my life
Leon: We don't even look alike
Room 6
IkePrin MC: It must be very difficult to keep 10 vampires in such a large mansion
IkeVamp MC: Don't even tell me. I can't imagine how many times you got lost in the palace
IkeSen MC: Why do we always take care of cleaning? I would like to have another job ... like being a warrior!
IkeRev MC: Yes! We should make a revolution!
Obey Me MC: -sheep noise in approval-
Room 7
Satan: So ... can I get an autograph from Sherlo-
Arthur: No
Part 2?
THIS IS GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS IS SO HILARIOUS I HURT MY STOMACH FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH BUT WHY ARTHUR WITH SATAN ALONE KSHSKDHDKSJSKSJSK
Hi @arthotsglasses!!! If it's ok, may I request fanart of Arthur from ikevamp meeting Nokto from ikepri? I feel like it would be so entertaining to have them meet! Hugs! Hope you're having a wonderful day!!!
heyyo!! I'm doing alright thx!
Ladies (and gents?), get your holy water ready cuz the two horniest horndogs are on your way to seduce y'all! (I'm 99% sure they would probably encounter each other at a night club, am I wrong?) anyways here u go uwu! Looking very forward to Nokto's route
