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Batman and the 8 dancing heirs: characters and backstory
Batman x Barbie and the 12 dancing princesses cross over
First Prince Richard Grayson: He was an acrobat with his parents when they had an accident and died. Bruce took him in spontaneously. First adopted when Bruce was still Prince and Alfred was the Regent King.
King Bruce’s closest advisor before the Duke and Duchess moved in. He is being trained and groomed to become the next king. He’s extremely restless, though, and tends to take over the castle with his acrobatic acts. He was taken in at 8 and is now 27 years old.
First Princess Barbara Gordon: Royal Detective Jim Gordon’s daughter. Bruce took her in as an appointed princess due to Gordon’s wavering health and his concern about what would happen to her when he died.
She stands on equal footing with Dick as an unoffical advisor. Even though she would be a truely skilled official ambassador but she’s simply expected to be a spare to Dick. She and Bruce have a friendship relationship more than a father-daughter one. She was “taken in” at 25 and is now 27 years old.
Second Princess Cassandra Cain: She was taken in a few months after Tim. She was a child assassin sent in by Joker. Instead, she hid in the castle for months, not wanting to take out the kind king. In one of the rooms she frequented, there was a note left by Alfred inviting her to dinner. When she came, Bruce simply smiled at her and introduced her as his new daughter and princess to the rest of the brood. She never looked back. She doesn’t know the person who hired her was Joker.
She’s a skilled diplomat but doesn’t conform to the feminine and passive princess she’s expected to be. She was 19 when she was taken in and is now 25.
Second Prince Jason Todd: Second taken in. Bruce was traveling through a nearby village and had taken only Alfred with him. They had wandered into a bakery, and when they came back, they saw Jason trying to bribe their carriage horses away. Instead of punishing him, Bruce took him in as a second son. When he was 15, he was trapped in a landslide on a low stake diplomatic mission he had taken over for Dick. He was critically injured, and if the neighboring kingdom hadn’t sent a guard group to follow him, he would have died. He managed to pull through but lost his left arm in the accident. The landslide was orchestrated by Joker, but was meant to kill Dick.
He’s a bookworm and hardly ever takes on official duties after his accident. He was taken in at 13 and is now 23.
Third Prince Timothy Drake: He was the prince of the Kingdom that had saved Jason from the landslide. He was considered a spare prince with ten older brothers. When the king and queen were assassinated, there was a brutal and bloody battle that followed for the throne. Tim was attacked by his eldest brother and barely escaped with his life, and was assumed dead. He survived on the street with Stephanie for a year before Tim was discovered. They escaped to Bruce’s kingdom and begged the king for safety. The king took them in at 15 but was suspicious of them for a year after, still raw from almost losing Jason. They’re not adopted until they’re 16 and are currently 19.
He’s learning along side Dick and Barbra how to run the kingdom. Unfortunately, he often gets distracted and is more interested in Gordon’s work, he wanders off a lot.
Third Princess Stephanie Brown: She was a runaway. Her father ran a giant criminal ring, and she wanted no part in it. She lived on the streets alone for years before finding Tim and helping him survive. Together, they managed to take down her father, but in the process, Tim’s royal status as the dead prince is revealed.
She avoids any royal training or teaching desperately and tends to spend her time exploring and cataloging the catacombs under the castle and royal capital.
Fourth Prince Duke Thomas: He was the last to be taken in. He lost his parents when a group of bandits had taken over his town. He and a group of teens who called themselves the Royal Robins managed to hold off the group for weeks until the fastest of them could escape and bring help back from the capital. Not only did they bring back a royal brigade, but also the King and his eldest son. He was taken in after they were impressed and sympathetic to him for leading the Royal Robins and becoming an orphan.
He is still finding his place in the family, but tends to spend his time with Jason and Damian. He was taken in at 15 and is now 17.
Fifth Prince Damian Wayne: The only blood son of Bruce. He was born after a tryst with the foreign princess Talia Al-Guhl when Dick was 12. Bruce didn’t know of Damian until he was 11 and was sent by himself with a royal crest and letter across the ocean.
Damian, in the beginning, was desperate to become the heir to the throne, but has calmed and found his own place. He shows minimal interest in becoming king and aims to become a healer. He spends his time studying with Jason, drawing, and collecting a wide variety of animals. He’s now 14.
Duke Jack “Joker” Napier: Bruce’s cousin and someone Bruce considered extremely close. Joker adores Bruce and is obsessed with him, insisting in his head that he needs to take over to control and care for Bruce. He’s constantly trying to stamp out anything unique in Bruce’s children or kill them to blend them into the background. He only married Harley for appearances, and she is useful for handling the princesses.
Duchess Harleen Napier: She was groomed by Joker to adore him and do anything he wants. She was originally an extremely promising apothecary before being kidnapped and stockholmed by Joker. She’s been poisoning Bruce to make him compliant and easy for Joker to control.
King Bruce Wayne: A kind and strong king who leads his kingdom by example. He adores all of his children equally, even if he is worried about what will happen to them and the kingdom once he’s gone. He invites Joker and Harley in to help prepare them for a future of leading the kingdom without him. He’s been sad and desperate for help ever since his beloved queen passed a year ago. His children have been running wild, and he’s been too busy with the kingdom to really do anything to rein them in.
Late Queen Selina Kyle: She was a thief whose mother was a witch doctor. Her mother was the one who introduced her to the magical realm. She first met Bruce when they were 17. He was crying on the balcony of his highest tower, and she had just finished a large heist. He was mourning the fact that he was going to become king too soon. She had taunted and teased him, stealing his attention. He knew who she was, the Cat Thief. They fell in love, and she left behind her life of crime when Jason was injured and realized she wanted to be able to be there for them when she couldn’t visit him due to her secret identity as the Cat Thief. She married him a year later and became Queen.
She helped to care for and raise the children, encouraging them to follow their wants instead of just focusing on their duties. Sadly, a year before the start of the story, she passed away giving birth to her and Bruce’s first bio child, the child didn’t make it either.
Butler/Advisor Alfred Pennyworth: He was a butler turned advisor turned regent king. Once Bruce became king, he stepped back from being an official advisor and instead acted as head butler. He still offers advice, but it’s much more casual and fatherly.
Cobbler Konal Kent: The royal Cobbler who’s in love with Prince Timothy. Before that, he worked as a low-level guard. He is an illegitimate son of the King of Metropolis.
tumblr user who listens to bands like the beatles, chooses kindness, considers themselves to be anti-war, fights for the liberation of marginalised groups, advocates community resources and free services etc. you’re not a punk. you’re a hippie. and that’s okay.
I was unironically telling one of my best friends a week or so ago that more people need to like the idea of being hippie instead of mislabeling themselves as punk. Radical kindness is a hippie thing, not a punk one! Plus, if the hope is to be subversive and push against conservatism, as someone else said, your average conservative will be probably more offended by a hippie than a punk
That last point is an interesting one to bring up, because there’s been a wave of conservatives trying to reclaim punk for themselves, and a lot of people online have mocked this development as a paradox because “it’s impossible to be conservative and punk” but the problem is… punk is specifically an anti-establishment movement. Bigots usually (if not always) view themselves as the victims of targeted attacks on their freedom of speech or their right to live comfortably, which can easily breed anti-establishment sentiments, hence why Nazi punks have existed since the beginning of the punk movement itself. You don’t know which establishment a punk is against, and it might not be the same one as yours.
Hippies, on the other hand, are everything that conservatives hate. A movement that was built on body autonomy, sexual freedom, anti-war and total liberation is exactly what conservatives are shitting their pants over. Punks are easier for conservatives to hijack and claim, but a conservative wouldn’t touch a hippie with a barge pole.
This isn’t to undermine the punk movement as a whole, I just think it’s important for people to take off their rose-coloured glasses when it comes to a single music subculture and not treat it like the be all and end all of political activism, especially when it can lead to unknowingly sharing spaces with extremely dangerous bigots.
I always thought that hippies are a CIA project. Every hippie gathering I attended had "everyone is welcome" vibe to it that allowed people who believe that stars determine racial hierarchies and that lizard people run grocery stores and shit
At least left punks have some idea on how to kick the reactionaries from their circles
Yeah, that’ll be the white people. The performative hippie movement of the 60s had the same problem, and overshadowed the actual counterculture movement(s) of the time that focused on student protests over racial injustice, war, civil rights etc. that usually ended in people getting killed or injured. Just look up the Kent State Shootings and the Jackson State Killings. Those were the revolutionaries, compared to the “peaceniks” who were heavily criticised for their passiveness against systemic issues. The peaceniks are usually not the type of hippies that should be emulated, but unfortunately, they’re the image that has persisted. If anything, it was anti-hippie propaganda that led to those types of people becoming the norm for modern-day hippies, because the history of the real revolutionaries were buried while the non-threatening middle-class John Lennon wannabes remained.
The hippie movement was and still is incredibly imperfect, hence why it died out due to intense poverty, cults and the majority of students losing interest once the Vietnam War ended. The original values of the hippie (or more accurately New Left) movement, however, are what this post is about, since they tend to match what many tumblr users consider to be “punk” and are a lot more threatening to the average conservative.
That being said, the hippie/New Left movement can’t be meaningfully revived until the racism within it is addressed, and can only really work alongside the other— more revolutionary— countercultures of the time, such as Black Liberation (pioneered by groups like The Black Panther Party).
I found my old 12 dancing princesses x batman au. Holy shit I put so much effort into the characters backstories but I really didn’t wanna write it. I think I’m just gonna post the characters and make some art snippets of it cuz I love it sm but I don’t wanna write rn lmaoo
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Traditional Batman piece I did :D
Little astronaut I did while experimenting w my art style :))
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I’ve just realized I’ve completely neglected my blog, my bad gang 🧍 here’s the af attacks I’ve done so far
I’m still working on revenges rn but if u wanna check out my af it’s “sparrowsart” :))
Disco Elysium animation 🕺
Since the new round is live I offer you, patrons of tumblr, more propaganda on why Simon from iron lung should be the 2026 tumblr sexyman.
1. The bit. Markiplier winning the tournament would be ridiculous. Also he’d probably say something about it and that would be even more funny
2. LOOK AT HIM he’s a sad hot man drenched in blood and trauma. What more can you ask for????????
3. I would get to never shut up about it
4. Tangential propaganda: what if we make him and Ryland grace go at it in the finals?
5. It supports fandom morale for crossovers. Simon is one half of bloodymary, the most fun thing I’ve seen happen in fandom in the few years I’ve been around here.
6. My friends would never hear the end of it
7. YOUR friends have the opportunity to never hear the end of it
8. He has so much angst potential. Like so much. You can throw buckets of it on him and he’ll still stand up afterwards and want to live.
9. Have I mentioned how funny it would be for him to win????
10. If fate happens and another political figure dies, and that person is you know who, we can officially say Markiplier killed him
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward
Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
Head cannon that even though Bruce is against tattoos (because he thinks they make u far too identifiable) the bat brothers have em anyways because why tf would they listen to Bruce, what were u expecting really?
Also I think the tattoos they have are accidently matching. They all have the Robin symbol.
Dick has the Robin R over his heart. Tattooed by Roy sometime after Bruce fired dick. Was it stupid? Yes. Does he regret it? No. He got it originally to keep his parents close to his heart. Then to keep Jason near his heart after Jason died. Then to keep as a reminder that all his brothers were robin. And that they were Dick's Robin's.
Jason got a Robin R tattooed at the pulse point on his neck. It's crudely drawn and fading, but he did it himself whilst in the league of assassins. He likes the dramatic irony of it. He is a literature nerd after all.
Tim has the Robin R on his ankle. It's bold and hard to hide but that was on point. He was drunk. And sad. And had just recently took up the mantle of red Robin when he got it tatooed by Leslie. He got for himself. As a reminder for what robin stood for.
Steph got it on her collar bone. Right under a left over scar she had from black mask. Cass did it for her. It was small and easy to cover up. Steph liked it. She figured it was accurate for her robin anyway.
Duke got the robin R tatooed behind his ear when he led the "we are robin." movement. He was angry and proud and he wanted to show it. It was wonky and done by a teenager in a Gotham alley but he liked it like that. After all robin definitely wasn't perfect.
Damian got it tatooed on his wrist. His is by far the most visible. He's proud. Proud to be apart of the legacy of the robins. (not Batmans, nor the al ghuls, the robins) It was a promise. To himself. To everyone else too, but mainly himself.
Errr also yeah Tim deffo got a sleeve done at some point, Jason has a back tat 100%, dick has one of them cool collarbone ones that look like rope, duke has his parents initials on his forearm, Steph deffo has a black widow quote somewhere on her body and Damian has stars littered on his shoulders.
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
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For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:
imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups
*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??
Hello I would like to add to the confusion:
That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)
⬆️ morning glory
wait so if thats morning glory what is this?
*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.
*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW
could not focus the entire movie oh my gawd