Escape from reality

Harry, Male, Bi, 27, cat dad, single

[weaver-z]

[weaver-z]

For those wondering this is 100% real and I’m furious about how funny it is

[oddhour]

[open-new-tab]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In drinking games, if you’re the loser you have to take a drink even though drinking is what everyone went to the party for in the first place.

[aye-thats-right-aye]

When you get a really good run in torghast with good anima power RNG you experience what I'm dubbing a Torghasm

[tastefullyoffensive]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 1st person to ever give a blowjob was absolutely revolutionary in the sex game.

[u-me-and-insomnia]

Ever just feel like you need reassurance on a friendship? But too afraid to ask.

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[moon111111]

[aye-thats-right-aye]

This year i’ve;

Bought a flat

Lost 5 stone

Reconnected with old friends

practically beaten anxiety and am generally alot happier

Gonna see what the rest of 2016 brings!

[adriankarl]

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

I love this

[lenomcakes]

Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels

[pondorasbox]

we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????

[aye-thats-right-aye]

She also received special training for the movie and is now able to hold her breath for 5 minuites underwater.

[inkskinned]

do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement

[juene-deactivated20170115]

[aye-thats-right-aye]

why the fuck does tumblr play some ridiculously fucking loud advert with no video that i cant figure out how to turn off its like they want me to fucking stop using this shit

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now.