your local tavern wench

just a normal well adjusted twenty three year old girl with a tumblr blog

[catilinas]

[onebadnoodle]

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

[veryluckyclovers]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[thememedaddy]

[darlingofdots]

the european academic experience of being on a bus in random part of a random city when your phone suddenly connects to a shitty wifi signal for roughly three minutes because you passed by a random university building

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[nikoco11]

thought this was cute ^^

[chelsamander]

“The Ostentatious Orgasm”. Illustration by Wendy Buttrose for Cosmopolitan, July 1972

[opt1gan]

Unrestrained summer fun

[aye-tortuga]

kris dreemur kind of the coolest to ever do it

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[sadcena]

A little drink and a smoke to take the edge off

[thoodleoo]

trojan king SHOCKS greek warrior by begging him for the body of his son in perfect dactylic hexameter

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH