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It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

palmer

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

jurynullification

How much

palmer

Only 3400

jurynullification

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

palmer

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

newdoges

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

flypanegg

If Conrad Veidt had played Dracula, I wouldn't want him to be another Bela Lugosi. I imagine a completely different interpretation.

My Dracula is not a triumphant predator, but a lonely prisoner condemned to eternal hunger and endless cold. He is always freezing, yet neither fire nor blankets can warm him. The only warmth he can truly feel is the body heat of the living.

To him, fresh blood is not merely food. It is like a bowl of hot soup offered to someone lost in a blizzard. Every sip brings warmth back to a body trapped in an endless winter, if only for a little while.

byjove

one of the funniest controversies to ever occur on this blog was when I made a post about a really expensive and really good yogurt I accidentally got hooked on and how it sucked to really like an expensive product you got on super sale and people accused me of posting an undisclosed ad because I spoke so highly of this yogurt I couldn’t afford to buy on the reg 😭

rhodeys

OWEN WILSON and STEVE COOGAN as JEDEDIAH and OCTAVIUS in Night at the Museum (2006)

melgillman

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence

rayj4ck

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

eggsaladstain

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

6mayhem

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

byjove

A lot of people don’t know this but many loyalists were so butthurt about America gaining independence from Britain that they moved to British occupied regions of Canada and then reluctantly back to America when they realized Canada was cold and and vast and scary or the American economy seemed to be doing okay. This complicates a lot of New England genealogy in particular. They were like “WE’RE BRITISH! We are going to occupy indigenous land ELSEWHERE!” “…fuck, never mind, guess not.”

fishing-princess

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

aliceoverzero

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

liarsblade

there's this weird thing people fall into online a lot, where people assume that if the [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged then people will, naturally, do [perceived-to-be-superior] version of [activity] instead. When really it's just as (or more) likely that if [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged people just won't do it at all.

liarsblade

audiobook listeners are not necessarily people who would otherwise do a lot of traditional reading if audiobooks did not exist, many are people who simply would experience zero books. Booktok romance readers would not necessarily be reading the classics if booktok did not exist, many of them would simply not read. Fanfiction writers would not necessarily be novelists if fanfic wasn't an option, many would just be people who didn't write. You know?

spiteyote-resurrected

ngl i have a really hard time respecting or taking seriously anyone who prioritizes like, farm animals or dogs or whatever charismatic animal it is this week over human beings in their activism. like i hear you and those animals deserve rights but do you know what other mammals are currently being tortured and exploited and killed by the Ag industry/resource extraction/capitalism? fucking human people!

fertilefloor

i'm involved in a campaign trying to stop a prison being built in my state and the route most promising right now isn't like appealing to the humanity of the people who would be incarcerated, nono who tf cares about that, it's that the construction would be harmful to some dragonfly species that depends on the land the prison would be built on

it's so bleak. there's like no way to do activism that cares about actual people. it's always some circuitous bullshit that's more about wealthy people enjoying the land that would otherwise be used to torture people. people with wealth and power care more about bugs than people.

nivora128

Kori's narrative that describes Jason as someone so "warm and wonderful <3" that she can't believe that he was raised in Gotham while Jason's narrative goes "I am angry and full of rage and I want to kill Joker and make Batman suffer I want to shot people so bad" lmao... (we've gone from pre new 52 phase with his lack of narrative to this guys.)