I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady

Sam // 16 // Panromantic Demisexual // they/them/theirs // in a relationship // cosplayer // Maid of Doom // I bite. Hard.

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Pastel goth fuuuuuck yeah

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Frickin' dweeb gave me pink roses to romance me. And he gave me his class ring to wear 'cause it's tradition in his town to let your girlfriend wear your class ring.. (mhm, you just looooove me) aaah cuuuutie /.\ best boyfriend ever right here~ this is how you treat a lady, mmhmm. I love him so muuuch!! Honestly..I havent felt any better in a relationship.....hes bringing out the best in me.. :') (and he knew that roses are my fav flower!)

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thank mr skeltal

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thank mr skeltal

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thank mr skeltal

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thank mr skeltal

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Follow my new blog @yiffitupanotch

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so I googled skeletons and

"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

"against the fuckboys

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beeth.

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Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

Farquaad

Farquaad II

Farquaad III

Farquaad IV

Farquaad V 

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You could call them the farsquaad

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i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

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tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

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And our language is images.

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Heiro-GIF-ics

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Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was

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We also believe in the supernatural

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Thank

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[bewbin]

i know you speak like 5 languages but how many alphabets can you read/write in

Reading and writing isn’t gonna help u barter in a busy indian market

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*flops on the floor* shadow the hedgehog is the only one who understands me

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Well...I mean... Its pretty true..... My reign of terror will never end. *maniacal laughter*

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I hate you. You made me fear that whole town. You made me fear my own fucking neighborhood. You made me feel unsafe in my own fucking home. I. Hate. You.

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-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

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