Allie 🏳️‍⚧️ @shady-allie - Tumblr Blog

Long time no see Tumblr; I wanna be more active here as Twitter's future is..... questionable at best.

Anyways last week I got FFS! Trachea shave and forhead reconstruction. And I'm super happy with the results so far.

Will post an actual before and after later; when I go in for my first post op appt!!

#transgender #trans mtf #mtf #ffs #transgirl #trans

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

trashboat

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

teathattast

djungleskogs

i don’t watch buzzfeed unsolved but that dude who keeps making fun of the demons or whatever has big about-to-get-possessed energy

sphinxofgrease

one of these days a demon is gonna yank the spine out of his mouth like a ripcord

nyledimarco

‪Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James.‬

‪And he was surprised 😭‬

pervocracy

How to hack any hospital computer

-Use the password taped to the monitor

How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)

-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor

dysgraphicprogrammer

As a computer guy: This is what happens when you have too much security. It reaches a tipping point and then suddenly you have none. Security at the cost of convenience comes at the cost of security.

pervocracy

This is true of so many things in healthcare. Example: our software is designed to automatically alert the doctor if a patient’s vital signs are critically out of range. If someone has a blood pressure of 200/130, the doc gets a pop-up box that they have to acknowledge before doing anything else. It makes sense, in our setting.

But then some mega-genius upstairs realized something: the system was only alerting for critical vital signs, but not for all vital signs that could possibly be bad. Like, yeah, 200/130 is potentially life-threatening, but 130/90 is above ideal and can have negative effects on health. Should the doctors be allowed to just ignore something that could negatively affect a patient’s health? Heavens no!

So now the system generates a pop-up for any vital signs that are even slightly abnormal. A pressure of 120/80 (once considered textbook normal, now considered slightly high) will create the pop-up. We have increased our vigilance!

Well, no, what we’ve actually done is train doctors to click through a constant bombardment of pop-ups without looking. We’ve destroyed their vigilance and made it much easier for them to accidentally skim past life-threatening vital signs.

But you can’t tell that to management, because you’d have to confess that you are a flawed human with limited attention resources. They’d tell you “well, all the other doctors take every abnormal vital sign seriously, it sounds like you’re being negligent.” And if you’re smart, you back down before you start telling the big boss all about your habit of ignoring critical safety alerts.

The end result is exactly the same as if we had no alerts at all, except with more annoying clicking.

softlyfiercely

this here is an absolutely fascinating overview of how and why this happens

mothsfuzz

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

teuer

Hey. I just wanted to know if your still active on instagram.

Im starting to use it again!

wizardshark

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

wizardshark

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.

dogaholic-catholic-deactivated2

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

roseerin-deactivated20181218

The iphone stands as a testament to the power of brand loyalty. theres no qualitative reason to buy iphones.

leanncar

Also, “android users be like” commentary p much make no sense cause there’s such a huge variety of android phones out there (Samsung, Sony, Oppo, Huawei, etc) all are android phones, with each brand containing such a wide array of products that it’s so dumb to generalize them as “android phones are so so” cause they’re all so different and it’s great that you can go through them and find at least one or two that’s specifically suited for your needs, hobbies and budget. Apple is kinda just all or nothing with their products

tereozil

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

i-am-a-fish

hellyeahrihannafenty

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

dr0wnedperfectionist

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

eroscestlavie

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water

feistyfrank

that was a classic that was a classic

thelovelylights

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

professorsparklepants

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.