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just a broke piece of shit with high aspirations for life

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[fagician]

alexander the great? what was he great at, kissing other men?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I mean yeah but also all the mass slaughter

[theconcealedweapon]

[thisblogdeactivated]

holding my boob for emotional support

[thisblogdeactivated]

well

[doubleca5t]

[icarianarts]

[solitairians]

dracula is so funny rn mina and lucys letters are just like hiiii bestie loml sweetheart 😍😍😍💕 how are youuuuuu i love you soooo much 🥰 can't wait to see you again you're my favourite person everrrr did i hear you have a CRUSH 🤭🤭 btw sorry 4 slow replies 😅😅 i was busy thinking about my boyfriend 😍😍😍 JONATHAN 😍😍😍😍😍😍 and then the jonathan in question is just like Dear Diary Today I Experienced Horrors Beyond My Comprehension

[ripempezardexerox]

[homolust]

he boot to big for he gottdam feet

[miifighter]

earthbound encounter

[hustlerose]

i had a dream that my brother (who used to be an art student at university of michigan) started making and selling these t shirts on campus and got arrested

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

strong contender for post of the decade

[plasmalogical]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Digging up old photos for fashion research and found this dELIGHTFUL photograph.

I love this man and his tiny donkey.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

that is the face of a man that says “If i don’t hold the baby he is going to do terrible shenanigans to the camera setup before the plates develop”

[nat-20s]

God I fucking love things made by people that are friends

[nat-20s]

Small projects made by people who clearly like each other and are having fun >>>>> almost any other type of media

[nat-20s]

Having zero emotional object permanence is so funny your therapist asks how your week was and you're just like "girl I have no idea"

[minotauri]

i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pointnclick]

women love me for my eye bags and dead eyed stare

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Thought you ought to read this. It's a callout post for Steven Universe.