La créme femme

Bruised, screwed, and tattooed. Love a good book and beards and I love to bake. 💋💄 Indeed, I am a Feminist. Troublesome, aggressive, loud and passionate. But at least I care. #curvygirlforlife

[mysharona1987]

[thenathanzed]

[datguy972-deactivated20210520]

[divya-adu]

Wow a beautiful man …

[n0kiv]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[realitytvshow]

[bikinipowerbottom]

Beyoncé (The Visual Album) Vs. Lemonade (The Visual Album)

[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

[catsbeaversandducks]

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[moltencalf-deactivated20171029]

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.

[aymygod]

[glumshoe]

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

[glumshoe]

I literally always want to swear.

[samspurpletoothbrush]

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

[did-you-know]

The man had been a home-brewer and was regularly exposed to the brewer’s yeast, the fungus used to ferment beer. He likely had an antibiotics treatment that had killed off his original intestinal flora and replaced it with brewer’s yeast. 

From then on, carb-rich foods such as bread or bagels would ferment after he ate them, making an alcoholic brew in his gut within the next 24 hours.

He took daily anti-fungal medications for six weeks to kill off the yeast and followed a very strict no sugar/carb/alcohol diet, until eventually he was back to normal.

Source

[amoisthobo]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[amoisthobo]

Okay all jokes aside this a banger

[ibadbitch]

I can’t believe how hard this goes

[marqweabyss]

milk truck arrive 😂😂😂

[storyop1]

https://instagram.com/p/BajoJ7Xn-PV/

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[instarbuckswithdan]

good morning melanie martinez is cancelled and dead to the world

[chaisexuality-archive]

anyways i dont wanna see m*lanie m*rtinez on my dash ever again because she is literally a fucking rapist

[chaisexuality-archive]

update: melanie admitted that this story was true

[girloleander-deactivated2018042]

and she didn’t even actually apologize? “she never actually said no…” that is not an apology an apology is showing remorse not vindicating yourself from your wrongdoing. there were many ways the victim said no, she just may not have said it verbally.

[and-wheeze-already-started]

[sook-hee]

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now: