hello love.

god | coffee | ♡

[smexymodels]

[robotfucker]

eyes ❤️

[sweet-t12]

Breakfast dates should be more of a thing

[kaliforhnia]

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

[tardis-mind-palace]

This is some Shakespeare level shade

[mydeddyalabama]

how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like

“there they go wit that bs”

[upquarked]

1:47pm: I’m very conflicted today, because on one hand, I’m starting to get quite stressed about these exams, trying to remember everything and getting distracted, but on the other hand, the sun’s out and it’s a beautiful day and a little voice in my head is telling me that it’ll all be okay — which do I believe?!

[a11ysonwonderland]

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

[twofingerswhiskey]

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

[theproblematicblogger]

What a truly awful website this is

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[onlytwitterpics]

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

Bye

[ayoitsraee-blog]

me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE

[rosegoldlips]

[onlinefamous]

when your mom doesn’t cook you dinner

[ayoitsraee-blog]

This is me

[weloveshortvideos]

what a cutie

[aww-phan-deactivated20160522]

I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”

[danisontnonfire]

i thought this was going to be emotional

[whenmoments]

[kushandwizdom]

I can’t remember the last time anyone asked me if I was okay. Yet I’m always out here, driving and running after people, putting others first, making sure everyone is else is happy. Family who literally never hit me up, tell me I have to put more energy into them because they feel neglected. I can count on my hands the amount of time they have come to see me. The same thing with relationships. I would love for someone to do something for me for once. I would love to sit at home and people go out of their way for me. I help people and they turn around and complain and say I’m not dedicated enough - but don’t ever help me back? Wdf lol. When I disappear or when I stop being everyone’s fool, people wanna start changing and acting like they care. From today onwards, I want to be left alone. People always expect more than they are willing to put in. And most of the time, they put in nothing. I have a big heart, I tolerate way too much and I’m too understanding and I can honestly say, it’s all long. Just focus on yourself, because that’s what everyone else is doing.

[perrfectly]

I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies

Eric Shaw (via perrfectly)