might be the best road sign i've seen this year
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might be the best road sign i've seen this year
Booty shorts slogan
my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink
it was a difficult morning for everybody
Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference
stop enjoying that!
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
Please, how do you know this?
quicksand does not have any hands
My friend said she looks a lot like a mafia lady
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Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex
no the lab coat stays on during sex. there might be a chemical spill
no the lab coat stays
on during sex. there might be
a chemical spill
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