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Name's Tahoku, or Ayyra~ born in the old year of 96'~ Any Pronouns as I'm Genderfluid~ I like Magic the Gathering(Sultai for Life!!(Give me Back my Nagas!!!)) Other likes are Pokemon, Minecraft, Genshin and a few other random interests~ Sometimes i draw, and sometimes i post them~ I just ask that you don't repost elsewhere unless you give me credit~

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[sashaforthewin]

Booty shorts slogan

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[butchstrahd]

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[teaboot]

it was a difficult morning for everybody

[offshoreoilrig]

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

[marshmallow-hell]

stop enjoying that!

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[dengdengden]

My friend said she looks a lot like a mafia lady

[mandi-bul]

Daydream

[playthings2007]

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

[reactionimagearchive]

[fairybumpkin]

no the lab coat stays on during sex. there might be a chemical spill

[the-haiku-bot]

no the lab coat stays

on during sex. there might be

a chemical spill

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Phillip Light

[rockstarcotta]

[bintro]

[armengoldira]

[rxborne]