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[potbelliedgeek-deactivated20150]

So my mom is shopping in a supermarket, wearing a full hijab and jilbab (commonly misnamed as a burka) and the whole time she is there, this kid is staring at her. Won’t stop staring. Just looking with wide-eyed shock. The lil feller isn’t any older than four. She doesn’t think much of it, she is used to far worse than just a few stares. Until the very end when the kid and his mom are behind her in the checkout, and he leans up and whispers loudly: “I LOVE YOU BATMAN”

[shadow-of-a-whisper]

This is so pure and adorable

[doodlez4life-blog]

Oh the memories. I sorta did this when I was a kid, I was like 5 my mom was picking me up from kindergarten. There was a Muslim boy in my school, so his mother picked him up wearing the hijab and the jilbab, I saw her and I was amazed. Not because she was Muslim. No I deadass thought this lady was a ninja. So I continued to frantically tap my mother and pointed and said “mommy it’s a ninja!” The lady over heard me, my mom tried to quite me, until this lady did an actual ninja pose. I flipped my shit that day in kindergarten.

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[melaninboy]

[creatine-baby]

[bisexualwario]

[weirdmageddon]

spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

[weirdmageddon]

[laxu]

[spongehole]

[anneemay]

@tariqah

[tariqah]

[totally-gonna-fuck-the-world]

Saw some photos of them behind scenes on fb and put them together yno

[raechelrae]

this looks like a new meme format

[raechelrae]

[wordsforyoungmen]

[rodrickheffeley]

Ghhbvhhbvgh vvvgh

[juliannegriepp]

i Definitely don’t post here enough so here’s a spongebob thing for my internship loll

[a-seiji]

like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience

[frawgs]

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

[campcrystallake1980-deactivated]

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

[frawgs]

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

[kaijuno]

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

[conbuzzled]

Alternate universe Ratatouille

[snoozaga]

[kingmanlet]

Ratacoochie

[realshinjiikari]

This post shot me in the chest twice

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[gaynfl-moved]

DJFBFJEJSNAN MONICA

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[valkyrie-ironhand]

You don’t know how human biology works, do you?

[thebootydiaries]

If I don’t know how biology works then why is my son a chick magnet pulling hoes left and right ? how did i raise his testosterone level to that of a wild moose hunting for his doe during mating season ? talk to me about biology when ur son learns to breed with deer