YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR
comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR
comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground
HOW TRUSTWORTHY THE SIGNS ARE
Aries: 47% trustworthy, they’ll always stick up for you and will cheer you on but aren’t good with long-term friendships or secrets
Taurus: 30% SURPRISE! They always put themselves first and can’t be counted on to keep promises
Gemini: 55%, you can generally trust them… unless they’re in one of their moods
Cancer: 75%, but to be honest they’re only trustworthy out of habit. They’re not used to being snitching bitches
Leo: 88%; they’re self absorbed and a little scattered but loyal to the core
Virgo: 98% trustworthy: they really only break a promise or let you down if you really, really screwed them over
Libra: 50%; they treat you exactly how you treat them, remember that…
Scorpio: 100%…. once they decide they care about you. If they don’t, they won’t do diddly squat for you
Sagittarius: 45%, they generally mean well but are too scatterbrained and flighty to really help you out
Capricorn: 85% trustworthy. They do what’s expected of them, nothing more, nothing less.
Aquarius: 79%. Like Virgo, they only screw you over if you screw them first… but they have a lower bullshit tolerance
Pisces: 60%. They try their best not to hurt you, but their habit of lying and hiding things always ends badly.
@mortalityplays
LITten hahaha get it omg I ca-
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
i cant believe marijuana was born today. happy birthday weed
What If Wednesday
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420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.
This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.
mood
and boy are they fucking the shit outta me
I’M GONNA PHYSICALLY HARM SOMEONE!!!!
@carcinocarnivals
@vimpetheroman
Deep Frog
do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description
thank you guys for nightmares
this would make such a cool movie monster
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A Serious Game for Serious People
AKA
Someone who has never played The Secret World please explain these images
Things turned ugly at the zoo today when a cult of monochrome chippendale furry enthusiasts sprang from an ancient Viking ship and attacked a girl for desecrating the Pride flag by wearing it.
I like how Sharkboy and Lavagirl is becoming a meme from that one scene in the movie but the whole movie is literally meme worthy you’re barely scraping the top of the memeburg my friends
Public Service Announcement: @jfennley has never watched Shark Boy and Lava Girl.