Sarcastic Blue Mage

I like Memes, Magic The Gathering, Anime, and Video games. Previously sassy-grave-digger

[insomniac-arrest]

the rest of the country: trying to sell me something while I drive >:(

the midwest: asking me sleepover questions :)

[phantomqueen]

me, a goblin whose bedtime gets progressively later and later,

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

[pokeyscrypt]

Enchanting her weapon

[doctor-roman]

Hate it when customers call me by my first name, like “oh cool, you can read a name tag”, that doesn’t mean you can get chummy with me

[earthdad]

this is military action i can support

[maskedheromaskedchampion]

We’ve entered the darkest timeline.

[earthdad]

i don’t even need to read this to know that i am

[4x01main]

when the answer is B three times in a row

[napalm-ducks-deactivated2018032]

[zsnes]

the other one of the two is the one bullying

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[lagiacrus]

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[tariqah]

Golf is the most unnecessary sport on earth. After communism wins, golf will be abolished

[maxknightley]

We still good for mini golf though?

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[doctor-roman]

Person: “So what are your interests?”

Me, sweating: “I spend hundreds, potentially thousands, of dollars a year on pieces of cardboard with no real value outside of a very small secondary market and sentimental value.”

[earthdad]

i have no doubt Mickey Mouse can kill someone in one glance

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

[arciifer-deactivated20180806]

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

[alittlebitridiculous]

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

[candiikismet]

That bird was livid!

[trapcard]

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

[with-practice]

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

[atasteoflee]

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

[dynastylnoire]

The bird was ready to beat that ass with the first stomp.

[hotvampireadjacent]