Barefooted but Magical ♥

[thecollectibles]

I’m listening by Yun Huai Huang

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Today a woman pulled through drive thru. After examining the menu, she asked, "What's the difference between the blended version and the iced version of that drink?"

My barista on the headset tried. "Uh...one's blended and one's...not."

A note of impatience. "But how are they different?"

My barista turned to look at me.

I switched on my mic. "The blended version is more like sweet treat milkshake vibes and the iced version is better if you're looking for a caffeinated going to work moment."

And somehow it was the correct answer.

Half of my job is responding to nonsense with nonsense and I think it's truly beautiful that that's communication.

[vexheart]

until you learn the lesson

[fullcravings]

Strawberry ‘Almond Croissant’ Puff Pastry Tarts

[vexheart]

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Chip Banana Bread

[quotefeeling]

“I’m going to tell you a secret: You don’t have to believe every thought that pops into your head.”

— B. Dave Walters

[fullcravings]

Gluten-Free Strawberry Cream Cheese Pie

[thoughtcascades]

i want someone to look at me like they already decided i’m a problem worth keeping

[ss-writess]

“If I touched you the way I truly wanted to, I think even your bones would remember me after death.”

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[lizclimo]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[aidashakur]

[theambitiouswoman]

[icaseybaybee]

[remanence-of-love]