And Sauntered Vaguely Downwards

Known in the internet as either Livina or Black Sun; this is yours truly's random blog. Also helplessly attracted to fictional guys and guys old enough to be my father.

[wearewatcher]

This one goes to our Tumblr followers!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

these virgins wouldnt last ten minutes on here

[redditfront]

[fatblount-deactivated20190513]

tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck

[jaaneymann]

stockmarket tweet compilation

[pharahsgf]

[hokagekushina]

it haunts me everyday that kishi was asked if he’d date any of the women in naruto he created and he was like “haha no! i made them after all :-)” and then when he was asked if he’d date any of the men he was like “shikamaru.”

[yehudah]

this is completely undoing me

[ghostextremist]

[ot3]

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like Me: ehhhh Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played Me:

[quasi-normalcy]

'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

subtext isn't a thing dude

[quasi-normalcy]

Welp, there’s my entire literature degree disproven.

[sawasawako-archived]

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

[grumfy]

I’m not sure if this even makes sense this is only for me really but people online as of late due to the Hannibal renaissance on Netflix have been PISSING ME OFF!! I can’t believe I’m seeing Hannibal discourse in the year of our lord 2020

[windsroad]

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

[runcibility]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/1344132206151794691

[theartofanimation]

Kuri Huang  -  https://kurihuang.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/kuri_huang/?hl=zh-cn  -  https://kurihuangillustration.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/kuri_huang?lang=es  -  https://www.facebook.com/kurihuangillustration  -  https://www.facebook.com/kibi.kagimiya  -  https://www.deviantart.com/kibiqeq

[imaginedsoldier]

One of my favorite things about the Hannibal show is how they'll discover a fucked up body and Jack Crawford will aggressively throw out ideas over the examination table and its all intense as they pan into Will who is shaking like a wet chihuahua as he quavers out something like "he's not taking trophies... he's uhh... he's consuming them... eating them, Jack" before it cuts to Hannibal cooking a little scrambled egg set to gay piccolo music

[nonginggaming]

[arahir]

if you can’t get on ao3 tonight it’s because a minecraft streamer rpf fic just updated and all 41k of the authors twitter followers tried to read it at once and yes if reading this confused you it means you’re officially old

[arahir]

[arahir]

you all honest to god have no idea but minecraft rpf IS the biggest fandom right now. most of these people and certainly the people this story is about had no or very little engagement before last year but suddenly millions of american children who 1) love minecraft, 2) are growing up on streaming, 3) have never heard of fandom before, had nothing to do for a full year but sit at home and watch these guys stream. dream, who is a 21 year old streamer who has never shown his face, gained 15 million subs this year. fans of this genre are avid, skew very young, and, as mentioned, have probably never read another fic. the author’s twitter replies are full of young teens explaining to each other what ao3 is and how to make an account there just to read this fic. we have wild times ahead. anyway, if this post really confused you, that’s what’s going on.

[astraldemise]

when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there

[astraldemise]

why am i not this

[astraldemise]

i need to hide my phone after taking my sleeping pills otherwise i start posting about wanting to look like baphomet or some shit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Petition for a comic that’s just the Joker vs. a bunch of frighteningly competent normal arse clowns who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the Joker down for his repeated violations of the clown code.

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

since i doubt the joker ever copyrighted his makeup with a clown egg, they’re all wearing his ‘face’ 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“What are you so mad about, Joker? We’re technically not in costume; it’s not like this is a clown’s face. Show us a clown with this and we’ll respect his use of it.”

[sigiledpaladin]

Please someone mock up a page of Joker running terrified through a hallway, as a dozen clowns chase him, all chanting “SHOW US YOUR EGG”  and Batman just watching from security monitors like “Huh. Thats new.”