angel of death

any pronouns

[azrael-offical]

Rebecca was mean to tech support Chris. All bets are off. I will be doing everything I can to cause her mild inconveniences any chance I get

[azrael-offical]

I know part of my job is foretelling doom but I've never been particularly good at it. However, I'm certain something is going to happen at work today that is Not Good TM

[azrael-offical]

My new boss Rebecca is apparently afraid of birds. We unfortunately found this out when I shifted to go for a flight on lunch break. I've yet to decide if she's a good person, so this information could either lead to me shifting less or more mischief

[azrael-offical]

I love mushrooms. Everyone say thank you mushrooms for being awesome

[azrael-offical]

A card got passed around today for Dave's wife but I wasn't allowed to sign it "in case you write a message foretelling her death too". How am I the bad guy for warning Dave not to buy any cake?

[azrael-offical]

My boss Dave died yesterday in a horrific cake accident and suddenly everybody at the office is annoyed at me. 🙄 It's hardly my fault but apparently I must have killed him early to get his job

[azrael-offical]

I'm a bit worried about tech support Chris. Mortal souls have a glow when they're alive and he just ... doesn't have one. It's been weeks now. He has a pulse but I'm not sure he's actually alive. Still my favourite person though

[azrael-offical]

Management made me take down my pride flag now June's over so tech support Chris helped me find a bigger disability pride flag to buy online. They won't stop me having a fun flag 🩶💚🩵🤍💛🩷🩶

[azrael-offical]

Reminder that life is beautiful but also fleeting. Work is important but take breaks. Go pick a flower or hug a friend or meow at a cat

[azrael-offical]

Back to gathering souls for @satan-offical . Wish I could just stick to my office job but not in this economy

[azrael-offical]

Went to my first pride parade today and I think I've found my people. Noone cared that I'm an agender death angel covered in skulls. Someone helped me paint them each a different colour of the rainbow! Even got a flag to put on my desk at work

[azrael-offical]

Finally made a friend in the office! Apparently tech support Chris doesn't mind that I'm the angel of death that strikes terror in the hearts of mortals and occasionally turn into a crow. Love you tech support Chris <3

[azrael-offical]

Happy pride month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Remember to eat as many skittles as you can for June

[azrael-offical]

Susan from accounting screamed when I joined her on coffee break. Not the first day I wanted but I'll keep pushing through

[azrael-offical]

The interviewer said I remind them of their CEO and could be "management material" but I decided I want to be less associated with evil, not more. So I'm starting as a receptionist

[azrael-offical]

Going for an interview for an office job. Wish me luck!

[satan-offical]

whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"