my disciples wear a burning halo

your faithful servants are insane 25. f. brat. occasionally nsfw

[tastefullyoffensive]

Perfect. (via chapmanchapman)

[greelin]

staying @ someone else’s place is so perpetually uncomfortable? everything feels like an inconvenience + invasion of privacy. sitting in a chair? inconvenience. opening a cabinet to get a glass? invasion of privacy. breathing? invasion of

[ewoksarecute-deactivated2024072]

make me choose: aredhels asked: minas tirith or rivendell?

[jewelstuds]

[carlitos-guey]

HUNGRY // she’s my new obsession. 🖤

IG: IsSheHungry

[ignisgayentia]

some of my fav carrie quotes for a little carrie positivity that we need now ❤

[hoechloin]

[hidden05876-deactivated20180901]

#stiles with his sleeves rolled up is more pornographic than most sex scenes

[devildoll]

veeeeeeeins

[thoodleoo]

careers from greek mythology that i am considering

queen of the underworld

amazon warrior

deipneus, demigod of bread-making

snake-haired gorgon who turns men to stone

kokytos, the river of wailing

akte, goddess of eating and pleasure

[bubblevicious]

[lilpupcup-deactivated20170929]

You wanna fuck my mouth?

[strawberry-kisu]

buy my private snapchat ʚ♡ɞ Unwrap me ʚ♡ɞ spoil me pwease

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[kiriamaya]

trans women’s safety > cis women’s feelings

[minutia-r]

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

[realkaijuhavecurves]

This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

[softcore-revolutionary]

It’s okay to have fat and not feel confident about it.

It’s okay to have stretch marks and not feel comfortable with them.

It’s okay to have cellulite and dislike it.

Self confidence is hard and no one just woke up one day and fully loved themselves. It’s a journey and don’t let anyone shame you for being on that journey.

[mshenkoscabin-deactivated201409]

[kittykik-deactivated20210919]

I hope yall find someone who never gets enough of you.

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[alex-guerin]

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

[ralkana]

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

[sweetlyminiaturesublime]

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

I feel like if any of y'all got cursed into The Beast, you’d probably take the whole “furniture is alive” part pretty well in stride