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AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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trying on a metaphor

titsay

JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
noise dept.
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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@azraelgrim
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staying @ someone else’s place is so perpetually uncomfortable? everything feels like an inconvenience + invasion of privacy. sitting in a chair? inconvenience. opening a cabinet to get a glass? invasion of privacy. breathing? invasion of
make me choose: aredhels asked: minas tirith or rivendell?
HUNGRY // she’s my new obsession. 🖤
IG: IsSheHungry
some of my fav carrie quotes for a little carrie positivity that we need now ❤
#stiles with his sleeves rolled up is more pornographic than most sex scenes
veeeeeeeins
careers from greek mythology that i am considering
queen of the underworld
amazon warrior
deipneus, demigod of bread-making
snake-haired gorgon who turns men to stone
kokytos, the river of wailing
akte, goddess of eating and pleasure
You wanna fuck my mouth?
buy my private snapchat ʚ♡ɞ Unwrap me ʚ♡ɞ spoil me pwease
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trans women’s safety > cis women’s feelings
“Where did you learn to fight like that?”
“I have three older brothers.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”
This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.
It’s okay to have fat and not feel confident about it.
It’s okay to have stretch marks and not feel comfortable with them.
It’s okay to have cellulite and dislike it.
Self confidence is hard and no one just woke up one day and fully loved themselves. It’s a journey and don’t let anyone shame you for being on that journey.
I hope yall find someone who never gets enough of you.
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into
“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.
“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.
“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
I feel like if any of y'all got cursed into The Beast, you’d probably take the whole “furniture is alive” part pretty well in stride