NGL, I don't... really like this new thing of Elseworld Robins coming as a pack. Especially a pack that forms without Batman.
Like. Sure, the adorable trio of Dickensian/Baker's Street Irregular Robins was my favorite part of the Gotham by Gaslight movie. And the way the Robins are used and introduced in the main books of Dark Knights of Steel somewhat mitigates the issue by introducing them piecemeal as the plot requires -- that felt like more natural world building, hinting at a longer story and a more expansive history.
But then that short story collection came out, where it's revealed they actually formed their gang totally independent of Bruce instead of being a network of spies/apprentices that he built up gradually over time, and that really rubbed me the wrong way.
Ditto this whole thing with the Absolute universe. Is the general concept of those five characters acting as essentially Power-Suit Sentai Gotham Rangers fun? Sure, I guess. Does it feel like any of them are Robin? Fuck no. Not even by Absolute's standards.
Worse, it feels... pandering, especially in the Absolute universe with its thematic focus on isolation, deprivation and struggle. Why, out of all the characters who get shuffled and re-dealt and re-imagined, forming new connections that explore new dynamics, do these five characters appear as a set?
It feels like the answer is: because if they picked one Absolute Robin, even if they tried to make it clear that they'd just be the first Absolute Robin, they wouldn't be able to sell the book to fans of the other four. I can't entirely put my finger on what it is that makes me feel this way but the whole business just screams cynical corporate pandering.
As much as I mostly have no interest in the White Knight universe, I really prefer the way the Robins are handled there: switching Jason and Dick's order in the line-up, giving Duke some time in the spotlight, even adding a brand-new Robin of their own creation... it's more interesting and feels more like I'm being told a story, even if it's a story I don't like, as opposed to being lured in to buy a product where my blorbo gets a glorified cameo.
Anyway, imho Absolute Robin should've been Carrie Kelley. Or fuck, give blue-collar Bruce a single unwise college fling with a mysterious rich girl he never sees again and skip straight to Damian.