Your Local Disaster

Somewhere between a mid life crisis and being a functioning 16 year old !

[fuckiovaryacted-deactivated2020]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Gay Divorce Court would probably be the highest rated TV show on.

[twelves]

me as snoop dogg

[compljcated]

happy pride month i love girls

[shittyidea]

Bathe in the toilet and shit in the bath

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[cleopatras-atlantica]

It got better

[dabsquat]

my life

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Honestly, I’m such a bad driver (I know, an Asian stereotype). That’s why you gotta get creative when you patch up your car and use pickle jars…

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[miniangel]

https://instagram.com/p/6HIP0tD29n/

[aztec-llamas]

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (:

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

this is so sad yet important

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

12 or under. Think about it.

[clevergirlswithcurls]

Even with this, men will still say that most women find it innocent and like the ‘compliments’

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

[skiiiba-deactivated20191010]

[sleepin]