Gahhh, my OTP, thank you, anon!Sorry it took so long I finally typed this down, yay~
Most of the time, Craig, though this can rotate! Kenny likes being held onto and Craig used to have this giant hamster plush that he’d hug going to sleep so it’s like a safety blanket thing. (though that was a secret until Kenny found the toy in his closet one day when he was hiding).
favorite non-sexual activity:
Smoking and playing vidya after school, though Craig will watch Red Racer after school, so Kenny just kind of sits next to him while it’s on and plays on his phone.Craig will get grumpy if they get to his house past the opening. Even if he’s seen the episode before, which he always has. I have the headcanon that Craig actually gets Kenny into it and that they watch a select few shows together but Kenny gets bored of reruns after about three times, depending on the episode.
who uses all the hot water:
Kenny because he’s not used to having so much of it. I imagine that the trailer he lives in runs off of well water and so the tank that holds the heated portion is smaller. That is a real thing, and let me tell you it is not fun. Though it doesn’t have anything to do with being poor, just living in an isolated area.
most trivial thing they fight over:
Kenny’s terrible spending habits when it comes to money. He has the potential to make a decent amount, but then he’ll blow it. This goes into my headcanon that in most cases he’ll have Kyle hold on to his money so he won’t spend it. It’s easy for Kenny to get into the mentality of, “if I don’t spend this now, it’s going to be gone later, anyway” and Craig is forever working on helping him with that.
who does most of the cleaning:
Craig, though Kenny will hear about it when he does so he might take some initiative to do housework on his own. Kenny is accustomed to living quarters being cramped and unorganized. Craig isn’t a clean freak, but he hates to see wrappers just left on tables or bowls not in the sink. It’s more for trash/washable things than actual stuff.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
Craig has playlists and to-watch lists set up and Kenny just has soft porn favorited, so they share the DVR but have completely differing ways of organizing what they watch.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Kenny, because he’s better at dealing with people and Craig hates talking on the phone when he doesn’t have to. Craig’s phone will ring and he’ll ignore it only to text them and ask what they want.
Kenny, but mostly due to the fact that Craig rolls around in his sleep and will wiggle out of the covers. I also hold the headcanon that Kenny sleeps more at Craig’s house than his own, so sometimes Craig will just let him nap.
who leaves their stuff around:
They are equally guilty about this, though as mentioned Craig doesn’t like to have wrappers or bowls or plates lying around so he’s slightly less bad about it?
who remembers to buy the milk:
Whoever uses the last of the previous gallon—Craig likes to have his cereal for getting up to watch cartoons (even in high school, he insists on doing it) and Kenny just likes drinking milk since he’d never had it as a child.
who remembers anniversaries:
Kenny because he’s really sentimental like that and will try to be a romantic about it even if he says things that are perverted. Craig remembers, too, he just prefers to not say anything until the day of, whereas Kenny will be all, “so how about this Saturday?”
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