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dynamiau

1969chevycamaro

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fuckyeahchinesefashion

corn porridge licking sesame ball and sesame ball licking back (cr 玉米糊和芝麻丸)

nyxandshion

Corn Porridge and Sesame Ball 😭

transcockiness

every fat trans person needs another trans person who is extremely excited about their tummy. bonus if the other trans person is also fat

boccher

the sink is a maid that helps with water.

psychotrenny

One way to make any post instantly better is to introduce maids. For example: take "A sink helps you with water". That's a nothing post; a post so nothing people will post about just how nothing it is. Now imagine "A sink is a type of maid that helps you with water". There we go; you're getting somewhere. A certified 10-noter for sure

the-fatal-impact

There are two kinds of people, separated by the way they dealing with heart shuttering break up:

They becoming sad alcoholic hobo with no sense of personal hygiene...

2. ...or career overachiver.

sheepsnooze-deactivated20250417

Being a really weird fag is the point of it all btw

bestwitchsam

I need this trans diva in league of legends now

orcboxer

wishing spiders a successful strike, may they get everything they want

orcboxer

I mean like the game devs from the company Spiders who are on strike right now. Not the. Not the leggy fellers. I don't think they're on strike

thekijs

Important not to confuse game developers with web developers.

marxism-transgenderism

Also while we're here i have a lil pet theory that part of the reason why so many TME queer people who aren't cis men so strongly react to terms like transmisogyny-exempt and insist that they're misgendering or bioessentialist is because it's the first time they've ever had to consider themselves as being in the same oppressive category as cis men after a lifetime of building an identity where they see themselves as the polar opposite of cis men and it freaks them out

strawberry-crocodile

minerkur-deactivated20260525

from my in-group experience (tme trans person who has spent some time around the kind of ppl you're referring to and loathed it) many ppl are extremely scared to act in ways that could be (seen as) overbearing, toxic masculinity, intrusive etc, and many do make the connection btwn wanting to pass as male or at least masculine and how succeeding at that gives a different context to their behavior, but in nearly all cases i've seen, this introspection never goes beyond surface level; they don't want to appear misogynist, so they learn to avoid certain isolated behaviors that are associated w masculinity (like manspreading, talking loudly in groups, etc) without ever interrogating the system of violence and oppression that these behaviors stem from, and think they are succeeding in being anti-misogynist based on these superficial behaviors when in reality it prevents them from ever reaching a structural understanding of the forces at play and their role in it and so ensures they will fail.

i guess you could call this a form of magical thinking: i'm already so conscious and preemptively feel guilt abt my existence as someone who could potentially inadvertently be seen/act as a ~male predator~, isn't that enough? why are you making my life harder by insisting this doesn't actually absolve me of the potential to inflict gender-based violence? what else do you want me to do? it's the very common false idea that feeling bad is enough to keep one from doing harm, mixed with a couple of unquestioned gender essentialist beliefs ("but my afab body is so small and fragile and my voice is soft, how could i possibly do harm to anyone when it is really i who am doomed to suffer forever at the hands of men (and whoever i deem mannish enough to feel intimidated by)?")

terms like tme are the equivalent of grabbing them by the scruff of the neck and making them face their potential for harm (which is ofc the point of using them), which short circuits their belief system bc they do not have an actual constructive way to handle that idea, only avoidance and preemptive guilt that doesn't result in anything except more avoidance and professions of innocence

sushiisiu

im not gay greg.jpg

maniccherrygirl

foone

Wizard who goes to wizard duels and never casts any protection spells. They're a masochist and want to see what the "seven hells testicular torsion" spell feels like to get hit by.

Unfortunately they're now too good at wizard duels (thanks to attending way more than the usual number of them) and it's getting harder and harder to find someone who can make them lose, or even hurt them at this point.

They're now going after some lower-end gods just to feel something. The God of Bicycles may be a pushover as far as Gods go, but they're still a God. They might spirit bomb you with the wishes and dreams of every cyclist in the world and that shit adds up fast.

Their next plan is to try and become a kaiju and attack a medium-sized city. Just what are the defenses of Freeport, Kaya Sona? How we they deal with a 50 foot tall wizard approaching from the west?

Maybe the wizards of the city will join together and summon some cthulhu-motherfucker from the deeps of the Glowing Sea. Maybe they'll combine their energy and hit the wizard with one of those beams that'll take out small planets in scifi movies. Maybe they'll just fling 900 fireballs at the stompy giant wizard. Either way, it'll probably hurt a lot.

They're thinking about one day taking on the God of Pain, but while that's obviously a good idea from their end if they lose, they're a little worried about what'll happen if they win. Killing a God is a dangerous thing: either you radically change the world until another can be elected, or the universe decides it can't keep the wheels turning without that God's domain, and it immediately elects a new god: the person who killed the last one.

And the last thing a magical masochist wants to be is the nigh-omnipotent being who rules over the domain of pain, a caretaker of a promised land they can never enter.

So it's risky. But it's either that or eventually they find a God or wizard that can stop them. So far, they've found neither, and the world is filling up with dead or bruised wizards and Gods in their wake.