Jupytr 🏳️‍⚧️

she/it | puppy princess | daughter of the apocalypse | Queen of the zero note flop post :3

[dapper-lil-arts]

Apparently there's a trend today of drawing terrible comics. I'm gleefully throwing my hat in. happy june all

[xenasaur]

fucked up how little we know abt the first burning of the erdtree

[xenasaur]

things we're certain about:

?

?

things we can be pretty sure about:

melina was involved

?

[xenasaur]

things that are maybe related:

everyone sealed their doors with wax?

a lot of the city is just Missing

[xenasaur]

haha no but really what the fuck happened here

[disastermommyreturns]

sorry i got hungy

[xenasaur]

you EATED the fuckimg earth to it's very core!?!?? how could u do this! think of all the vital lore digesting in ur tummy!

[xenasaur]

isn't there an eternal city in nightreign that's suspiciously leyndell shaped? I haven't played the game myself tbh I just know there's another eternal city in it and there's a mostly-missing one underneath leyndell as well

[leviathan-supersystem]

[leviathan-supersystem]

superb tags

[lilmisschipmunk]

Figured tumblr might like these

i made these like a year ago for my own desktop icons

Tumblr wont let me add them as .ico files, but they make great lil icons for your HDG horde. just pop them into a online converter to make them into icon files

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[late-night-chai-latte]

Eunectes learns that a new McMaster Carr catalogue has been released

[fayeastria]

@catherinekal

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[orcboxer]

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

[totallynotgayforyou]

I can't belive you would say this

[orcboxer]

[ashes2caches]

transfem who just got herself a cute new pair of underwear :) (it’s the sentient tentacle underwear that gropes her and sticks stuff up her ass whenever it gets bored)

[zelene-20]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

That baby platypus appeared in a official comic

The fans named him "bap"

Yes, they have a baby in the comics 🗣️🗣️

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[yunabot]

worst_pain_possible.png

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

this is the trans womanest character of all time

how are we even still talking about this

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

he just threw a “welcome to being a man” at his ABUSIVE FATHER FIGURE on the subject of being CONSTANTLY SUBJECTED TO CORRECTIVE MALE VIOLENCE if you cannot see that that is some TMA SHIT then you are FUNCTIONALLY MEDIA-ILLITERATE

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

stop and ask yourself, really ask yourself, how many of jesse’s problems are so inextricably linked to his status as a man in a world of men and the question of his worth vis a vis a masculinized concept of personal value that if he renounced his status as a man and simply abdicated the question of what he is “worth” as a man in the currency of masculinity, if he did that how many of his problems would just fucking go away. not all, perhaps, but these are the issues on whose ground he keeps getting hooked back in when he tries over and over again to get out

for fuck’s sake in the sequel film where he finally gets away, the final plot element that allows him to succeed is that he IGNORES THE FAIR RULES OF A MAN ON MAN DUEL, USES A HIDDEN GUN WHICH NOBODY EXPECTED HIM TO HAVE CONCEALED, AND FINISHES THE JOB WITH A SMALLER PISTOL WHICH GETS EXPLICITLY CALLED OUT IN THE TEXT AS AN EFFEMINATE WEAPON AS CONTRASTED WITH THE HIGH CALIBER PISTOL OF HIS OPPONENT. HOW FUCKING ROCK STUPID DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE NOT TO SEE THIS

[im-mender]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[hustlerose]

i am begging you people to learn the meanings of genres before u talk about them. do not be the guy who thinks gorillaz is punk and taylor swift is grunge

[chumpodile]

I've still never done real commissions I've only done shit like this

[b0tster]

animated lesbians making out as a follower milestone on bluesky. enjoy 💋💋

this is an ongoing casual narrative now! click here for the next story beat ❤️🖤

[spindle-and-nima]

Some baby lint behaviors