whimsical fuckery

brittany, 27. built like a burlap bag full of bobcats. she's got it together.

[azyrian]

sup nerds turns out i’m fuckin gay

as in bi

[azyrian]

All we need now to complete the cycle is a selfie of you pulling a ridiculous face, followed by a flurry of Garrus spam and then you passing out.

well shit. I did just listen to the entire ME3 soundtrack earlier so that’d be pretty on brand. But I’ve passed that ‘openly weeping’ hurdle in favor of blasting pitch perfect so I don’t know what we call that now. Still on brand?

[azyrian]

2012, eh? I'm wondering if you're gonna bust out the headlamp by the end of the night...

my headlamp is within arm’s reach so uh. uhhhhhhhhh. I was using it earlier to paint my toenails.

[azurite-draws]

I finished the Taako drawing, so now the set of these are complete! I wanted to illustrate some of my favorite quotes from the podcast, since they’ve continued to stick with me since I finished it :’)

[arkashana]

Solas: *exits the Eluvian*

Server: hi welcome to chilli’s

[literallybyronic]

lavellan:

[azyrian]

I only hope my house is some level of soundproof so neighbor people don’t hear my shrieking.

[azyrian]

Wine Brittany? What a blast from the past. It's like 2013 in here.

dude right?? for extra flair I’m listening to music from 2012 apparently

[azyrian]

shuffling my entire itunes library is about as chaotic as it gets.

[azyrian]

brittany “jams to that song she put in a teen titans fanfic in 2007″ *last name*

[azyrian]

brittany “drinks a bottle of wine and jams to instrumentals” *last name*

[rawrkats]

Garrus Vakarian: Not Into Humans but definitely Into Shepard

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[matissethecatto]

haute couture

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #2322:

have you ever read a passage so unnatural that you suspected the author created the story just to use that exact phrase? make that your whole book

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[lullabyknell]

Brain: I don’t wanna write anymore. I wanna read something. 

Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read? 

Brain: Don’t know. Wanna read. 

Me: There’s a lot to choose from. How about this? 

Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications. 

Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-

Me: …

Me: Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing? 

Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Let’s read that. 

Me: …

Me: I don’t know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first. 

[sarasa-cat]

I FEEL CALLED OUT BY THIS POST

[ithelpstodream]

[unrealray13]

Haha. Sums up my emotional state.