god's personal jester

yams | 25+ | ♊ | 6w7

[poleviklutin]

Jack s new ita bag

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[frankencain]

very important addition (via @growingsad)

[culkin-feverdream]

Just let people say what they want. If they want to say "neuro spicy", it's literally none of your fucking business and it doesn't mean it's infantilization. You all police people way too much on this website regarding words people should or shouldn't say, thoughts people should or shouldn't have, entertainment people can or can't enjoy, and it continues until everything is so tense or rigid it breaks.

[fagcrisis]

no im actually personally going to beat you up with my hands if you say neurospicy

[n0cturnalcm]

Fyolai Duet.

Been listening to birds of death(the one Fyodor perform with his cello) the original piece has a piano duet so I've come to conclusion on drawing Nikolai with piano. :))

[fandaniel]

fun amon tidbit

[fandaniel]

rage baiting my fat allagan

[suigintou]

lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing

[accreature-deactivated20260222]

if you want to maximize the impact of certain specific books on you, you should read them for the first time at specific points in your life, or at certain times of day, or in certain locations, or accompanied by certain music. mostly this has happened to me by accident but I think we should be telling each other how to do it on purpose. "yes go read this at the laundromat" "go to this beach in California at night to read this" "it must be 2am, you are alone, and you should put on The Disintegration Loops" "wait until a bright snowy night and make this tea" "save for the day after mdma"

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[dumbusahana]

hey does anyone wanna kill me u can get off on it if u like

[chipchopclipclop]

you think about dying much lately?

[theweirdwideweb]

[duckdotcom]

play fun math games at www.deadwife.com

[brookebitch69]

[kosmogrl]

[bintro]

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

[ahotknife]

the world is so neutered it genuinely makes me soooo angry. you can't access any porn web sites in america without providing a selfie and your legal ID. if you save one photo of a shirtless guy to a pinterest board not only will pinterest disable pin recommendations for that board based on their "decency" algorithm, they will notify you that your board violates their policy. this website (and a few others) won't let you search any nsfw terms or even vaguely naughty words without censoring it for you and saying "this search looked sexy so we've prevented you from seeing results!" like what the fuck are we doing? i'm a 28 year old person. i'm an adult. i've seen naked people. i've had sex. if i want to look at some porn i should be able to do that. if i want to see erotic imagery online then i should be able to do that. what are these websites trying to protect me from? what are these websites trying to stop me from seeing or feeling or learning? why don't i get to decide what i see or feel or learn?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[dogpuppy]

[satanfemme]

I really need to eat a guy [remembers how this website gets about cannibalism] in a distinctly non-erotic manner [remembers to fight back against the stigmatization of sexuality] but my cock's rock hard for other reasons.