allergic to life

FREE PALESTINE they/she. youtube: S-coffin

[b-h-art]

Hey btw guys my requests are open! I can't promise that I'll be quick to take in every requests but I'll Def try to ! If y'all want to ask me in the ask box I'm open!

[fellshish]

accidentally clicked on a horrible good omens fanfic very ooc major character death memory loss human au. yeah on amazon prime

[narcpolar]

Any character can be aromantic if you try hard enough. Be the change you want to see in the world.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[haemey]

Remember when DT was at that con and told a fan that it might not be the ending they wanted and everyone either got really mad at him for saying the ending was going to be horrible or jumped to his defense saying he only meant that there would always be some people who weren't going to like it and it was a huge thing?

Ahahahahahahahaha

I'm not criticising him, here. It's just funny how quickly we, as a fandom of a piece of media that's all about sides being stupid, like to jump to attack or defend things or people really easily. I don't care if you liked or hated the finale. That's no reason to jump at each other's, or other people's, throats. Can we have civilised discourse and fandom bickering please? I'm tired of "ugh you only hated it because they didn’t kiss you don’t get the show like I do" and "ugh you only liked because you don't understand the message it sends you don’t get the show like I do".

Because here's the thing: no matter how the ending would have gone, no matter how well or badly it may have been written - some people would have hated it, some people would have loved it. BOTH ARE VALID.

Rant over.

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[mastergeckotattoo]

imagine being an angel and realizing the most beautiful thing in creation is sitting next to you complaining about nebulae

[doriangrayapologist]

it's actually so hilarious watching good omens s1 back and realizing that crowley and aziraphale contribute absolutely NOTHING to stopping armageddon. they're just sort of homosexually There the whole time. and honestly as they should be. we need more characters who just look pretty, have sexual tension, contribute Nothing to the plot and still are the main event somehow. honestly amazing! absolute opposite of the despised concept of having a character w zero personality who only exists to help the plot along.

[kusali]

Frothing at the mouth every time I see a sex ed resource that says "use condoms" without any further elaboration. "Condoms prevent STIs and pregnancy in the vast majority of cases when used correctly" but then they don't talk about what correctly IS

Correct use of a condom means

Using the right size, because if it's too big it can slide off or leak and if it's too small it can break or come off. Condoms usually come in 5 sizes, I'm sure you could find others outside of that as well but in ten years of sex work I found they covered everyone

Using lube, even if you think you don't need it. With the exception of oral sex, condoms should always be used with lube, 100% of the time. Most important lube should be applied to the outside but a drop in the tip of the condom before putting it in is also a good idea

Being mindful that latex is prone to wearing out, being damaged by heat etc. Condoms should be kept somewhere cool, not folded in wallets or sat on in back pockets and should be changed between activities and after about 15 minutes of any vigorous activity. Ask me how I know (a condom snapped on my leg when a client was pulling out, because I didn't change it when I should have)

The penetrative partner should hold the base of the condom when they pull out, and should do so immediately after they ejaculate so the condom doesn't leak or come off as the penis gets flaccid

Bonus: a lot of people think hand stuff can't transmit STIs. Wrong! If you give your partner a handjob and then touch yourself you can get HPV, herpes (low risk), and infections like chlamydia and gonorrhea

This isn't meant to be stressful, and the most common STIs are the most treatable - and often curable - but getting gonorrhea in your eyes after a facial still extremely sucks and yet no one talks about the fact that any mucous membrane can be effected, not just your genitals (yes this includes your mouth and throat)

In ten years of doing sex work where I saw 10 clients a day most of the time I've had 4 condom fails ever. One was what I mentioned above when it snapped on my leg, one was a client on top of me didn't get off fast enough after he finished and the condom came off, and the other two were a Glyde brand magnum that was inexplicably twice the thickness of a regular condom and didn't stay put on anyone so I suggest just avoiding Glyde entirely (their water based lubes also stain fyi). With all other brands correct use = extremely safe

[bakurapika]

Oil-based lube and latex condoms are also incompatible! Condoms can and should be used on toys.

I'd normally tag nsfw but I never got sex ed in school or at home. Even if you yourself don't need to use this information, it's still good in general to know, whether that be for fiction writing or advice to a friend or just to have in your back pocket (which is apparently hopefully not where you're keeping the condoms). The more you know!

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[fitzchivalry]

[retcur]

“I though I wanted us to give magic to the world. Now all I want is my partner king back.”

Come back Arthur

[fellshish]

do not destroy the planet for old man yaoi

[fellshish]

i understand people are hurting i really do ​but ai generated fanworks are not the answer

[ynngaa]

World broken, heart broken. I could write essays but I prefer drawing

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

is it just me or have people really stopped writing tags under art reblogs

[rosenkranz-does-things]

WE'RE ON TUMBLR! BLEED YOUR HEART OUT!

[b-h-art]

Trigger warning: suicidal thoughts (also go3 spoilers ig? I mention NG too at the end)

Ik I'm gonna be too .idk. but I just needed to get this out. See I do think the go3 ending is very in tune with Crowley's character. Like. If there was no other fucking option and then Crowley WOULD want to sacrifice everything just to give humanity a chance and then they got together anyways in the new life but. Crowley WOULDNT just. Accept the fact that those were the two options. We've always seen the husbands come up with outta the box absolutely ridiculous ideas and somehow pulling them off while not even actually doing a single thing right. But they did it in the end. They've kept humanity and this world alive for 6000years. They could've thought up a new alternative outta this mess again. Just giving up and pulling up a blank page again ending everything in the universe does not line up w the ideas good omens have put down up until now. They saved Job. Literally under heaven and hells noses. Granted god knew and didn't really do anything cause she was amused or whatever. And this time she's literally in front of them and stuff. They can't trick her or something. But then they did. They pulled out an option that did surprise god. She was amused by their love again. Like. They still basically pulled out a outta the box option and went with it. And this is where it gets me.

Crowley is suicidal. As hell. As we've seen soo many times. An immortal being being suicidal but not actually cause he knows it's worth living just for something. He doesn't want to live but he's still trying to cause hes trying . He's trying to hard to see the light and he does find it. Then he's not lonely and he sometimes has Azirafell and sometimes doesn't but like. He watches humanity and convinces people to not off themselves cause why would you give up don't give uppp try try tryyyy. He gets tired sometimes tries to give up but then Azirafell is there and he brings him up from that place again and then he's doing the cycle again.

And then, in the ending. He just says yeah id like to give up now let's stop existing. Like even killing them woldve been better for ME , personally. Cause I always try to find myself in characters and I found Crowley at a point in my life when I really didn't have any hope for myself. And his constant suicialness but still going on and stopping other hopeless humans from killing themselves was like. A very big part of me. I still remember sending an ask to NG before it all went down saying man thanks your character saved me. Whenever I don't feel any hope I look at him and be like yeah doesn't matter whatever happens at least this mf has been suffering for 6000years and will continue to do so even though he doesn't want to at times. And now, they didn't just kill him off, they made it into an illusion of choice so that he somehow had the choice of surviving or fixing everything and ofc they took the lazy way out and made him commit suicide. In a pact. With the only other being in eternity who could understand him and love him for who he was. They made him give himself up. Ik there are many reasons and ways to look at it but everytime I think about it I just can't look beyond the fact that Crowley decided to kill himself and could go through it. Also took aziraphale with him otw. I hope I can feel all the other hopefull reasons someday in my heart. I just wished they didn't have to give themselves up for a new beginning. This was supposed to work. This timeline is what was there. Ending things doesnt go in line w good omens, and unfortunately, ive really started seeing the world in a good omens mentality since the first time I saw the series.

So. Yeah. I still do think the ending could've worked better and absolutely in line with everything in go. Given more time, which they didn't have. I don't expect more from the current writers, they didn't have enough resources to pull this off, even if they had the actual script NG thought of for the ending, which I don't know if they did. GO was compromised the moment NG decided to be a hypocrite. I didn't even watch S3 with any expectations and actually really liked the fact that they gave them a new life together with each other. But I wish they had more time to explain and make us feel the reasons why the only way that the husbands could be together was if they gave themselves up. Gave up on themselves, and surrendered to god. God I hate it when my atheist show ends up surrendering to god.