sukuna is not happy about piercing your daughters ears :c
(reposted from mimuju!)
"no. absolutely not. you're not touching her."
sukuna's voice is a low growl, his massive arms wrapped protectively around your toddler daughter in the piercing chair. the lady with the piercing gun pauses, eyes wide at the tattooed giant glaring daggers from his spot beside you.Â
she's tiny, maybe 2, all chubby cheeks and wild pink hair like her dad's, dressed in a frilly dress you picked out for her "big girl day," complete with little mary janes. you've been hyping it up for weeksâtiny sparkly studs, nothing crazy, just simple diamonds to match her eyes. but sukuna? he's been grumbling since you suggested it, muttering about "barbaric customs" and "ruining perfection."
"baby, it's just earrings," you say softly, squeezing his knee under the counter. "she'll look so cute! and it'll heal fast. millions of girls get this done."
he shoots you a look, all four eyes narrowing under those sharp black brows. "she's a baby. babies don't need holes poked in their heads. what if it gets infected? what if she hates it?" but he doesn't move, holding her steady on his lap, her little hands clutching his black shirt, babbling happily at the shiny gun like it's a toy.
the piercing lady smiles nervously, gun ready, trying to lighten the mood. "it'll be quick, sir. one little pop on each side. she's been great so far."
sukuna huffs, his breath ruffling your daughter's hair, but he nods once, jaw clenched so tight you see the muscle tick. "fine. make it painless or i'll make you regret it. i am unlike my wife, i have no mercy for mortals."
you bite back a laugh, watching him brace like he's facing a battlefield. the lady counts downâthree, two, oneâand pops the first stud through your daughter's earlobe. instant wail. a piercing cry that echoes in the small shop, her face scrunching up beet red, fat tears rolling down her chubby cheeks, little legs kicking wildly.
sukuna freezes, body going rigid, then twitches like he's been shot himself. "what the fuck was that?!" he snarls, his free hand slamming the counter hard enough to make the jewelry displays rattle, tattoos rippling across his skin like living shadows. all four eyes lock on the lady like he's about to curse her into oblivion right there. "do that again and you're fucking dead, you hear me?"
the poor woman stammers, the cheap piericng gun trembling in her hands, face paling. "i-it's normal! just the shock! she's fine, lookâthe second one's done already, see?" she pops the other ear quick as lightning, and your daughter's tiny fists flailing at the air, her cries turning into quiet hiccups.
you can't help itâyou burst out giggling, hand over your mouth, tears in your eyes from laughing. "kuna, oh my godâ she's fine! look, sparkles already! she's got her earrings, see how pretty?"
he ignores you completely, scooping her up fully into his massive arms, cradling her against his broad chest like she's made of glass. his glare stays pinned on the lady for a long beat, utterly murderous, promising vengeance, before it softens instantly on his girl.Â
"shh, shh, my little princess. daddy's got you. that mean lady's gone forever, i swear it." he rocks her gently side to side, his huge hand patting her back in slow circles, the other stroking her wild pink hair with surprising tenderness. her cries taper to sniffly hiccups, soothed by his deep rumble of a voice humming some ancient, gravelly lullaby from his cursed past, the kind only you know about.
you lean in, kissing his stubbled cheek, still chuckling softly. "she won't even remember this tomorrow. but you'll be telling the story for years, won't you, kuna?"
he grunts, still shooting one last glare over his shoulder at the lady as you pay and gather her things. "no more piercings. ever." but he presses a soft kiss to her tiny forehead, her sparkly new earrings catching the shop lights like stars, and you know he's already melting inside, utterly whipped for his perfect little girl.
Does anyone remember that one gojo family fic where gojo and reader adopt megumi and yuji while already having a daughter named maya or something⊠like where is it i wanna read again
asshole!sukuna and his soft spot for shy!girlfriend!reader àŒ*Â·Ë (18+)
asshole!sukuna doesnât fuck with a lot of people. i mean, when youâre a 6â5, 90 kg guy with bold tattoos littering your entire body, youâre not really trying to attract sociable people. still, the borderline loner had a few exceptions, his frat brothers, a select few professors, and you.Â
you were the main exception.Â
asshole!sukuna met you one day at a fundraising event his frat was hosting, a dollar for a slap. girls would line up in front of a long table and choose a guy to hit, then pay a small donation that went towards the rspca. you and your friends were keen to donate, put some of the guys whoâd fucked with their feelings in their place, or however theyâd phrased it. you were mostly there for the experience, not too in tune with the whole frat fuckboy lore your friends loved to gossip about.Â
when you arrived, you started to feel really bad. all these guysâ cheeks were raw and red, and despite their cocky smiles, it just couldnât be all that fun. when it came to your turn, you had to choose a guy, and your eyes drifted to asshole!sukuna. he was the biggest there, had only a slightly red cheek, and looked like he could take a hit.Â
asshole!sukuna forced a smile when he saw you walk up to him, your head lowered as you shyly handed over a fiver. he accepted with a, âthanks, sweetheart. go ahead.â he leaned down to your level, bracing for impact, but all he felt was a light pat on his stinging cheek.Â
âthe fuck?âÂ
âoh, iâm sorry! i tried to go soft, iââÂ
âyou call that a slap? what, think i canât handle it?â he scoffs. âslap me again, hun, harder. donât waste your money.â he leans down again, looking you in the eye to challenge you.Â
but again, all that comes is a light tap.Â
âoh, for godâ itâs a dollar for a slap, not a dollar for a fuckinâ cheek massage.â he huffs, looking over your expression with an irritated scowl, only to catch that hesitant little frown on your face.Â
asshole!sukuna canât help but crack a smile. heâd had about ten girls come and slap the fuck outta him today. they were all old flings desperate to get their get-back, but that was hardly the point. you were this new thing entirely, a soft thing that seemed sweet regardless of if he was notorious for being a cunt or not.Â
âwhatâs yâ name, sweetheart?âÂ
asshole!sukuna decided he wanted to see you again after that. youâd caught his interest, which doesnât happen often. he asks for your number. your instagram, your snapchat, everything. it was kinda pathetic how eager he was to get to know you, but you handed them all over anyway. your friends warn you after the fact that heâs definitely not good news, but you canât help but want to see where this goes after only dating squares for most of your life.Â
asshole!sukuna takes you on a date the very next day, and you were pleasantly surprised at how chivalrous he was. he pulled out your chair at the small hole-in-the-wall restaurant he took you to, he paid for everything, and even more surprisingly, made you feel comfortable. you talked for hours about everything and anything.Â
you learned that asshole!sukuna had a lot of hobbies. he played guitar, drums, did a fair few building sketches in the art room with his friend geto when he had time, and had a real connection to film. all of which were things you found extremely attractive, and he could tell, because the next time you two went out he took you to his dorm and showed you his musical endeavors.Â
âyouâre like... super talented, itâs really attractive.â you smile gently, sitting at the foot of his bed, watching as he finishes up a love song heâd been learning for you.Â
âyeah, yâ think so? gonna come to all my gigs when iâm a famous musician?âÂ
âwill i get a backstage pass?âÂ
âoh, absolutely.âÂ
asshole!sukuna had officially swooned you after about five dates. he'd mustered up the courage to ask you to be his at that same restaurant heâd taken you to on that first date, and the rest was history. you and sukuna, the couple everyone of his mates envied due to how perfectly you two fit together.Â
âhow the hell did a guy like you bag a girl like her. yr' gonna destroy the poor thing.â geto teased while they were smoking up one night.Â
asshole!sukuna could only reply with, âgod, donât you just hate jealous, hating ass motherfuckers?âÂ
asshole!sukuna loved to not so subtly brag about you to literally anyone he talked to. (which wasnât many, but still.)Â
âeugh, youâre buying lunch? my girlfriend made me food today, fucking loser.â heâd laugh at the dining hall when gojo and geto sat next to him with a greasy burger and fries. they just gave each other a look, smiled, and rolled their eyes.Â
âhm? nah, canât tonight. me and my girl are getting hot pot. have fun drinking your problems, tho.â heâd turn toji down, turning his nose up at the idea of bar hopping like he wasnât the most frequent man along the strip a few months back.Â
âa two man? iâm not bringing my girl around your little one and done situation, donât ask me that shit again.â heâd laugh in jogoâs face, hating the idea of his precious baby being around a sleaze bag like him.Â
asshole!sukuna always puts you first. his fratâs planning something big, another fundraising night where they really care about attendance, and heâs meant to be there early to help set up. but out of the blue, youâll send him a text just to say that you've had a slightly shitty day, and boom, heâs suddenly nowhere to be found. his phoneâs off, carâs out of the driveway, and heâs at your door with your favorite food and that pissed look, how dare the world have the nerve to bother you.Â
asshole!sukuna likes to keep you very close to him when youâre out and about, with either an arm at your waist or his fingers intertwined with yours, heâs most comfortable when youâre right there where he can see you. that way, if anything were to happen, youâd be there for him to protect.
asshole!sukuna lets you get away with absolutely everything.Â
âryo, can i draw on you? like, draw on your back while we watch a show or something?âÂ
âsure, baby.âÂ
âryooo, can i braid your hair?âÂ
âof course, love.âÂ
âhey, ryomen? could you drive me to my friendâs house? she lives on the other side of town, though.. itâs okay if you donât wantââÂ
âno, no. letâs go, sweetness.âÂ
âryo, you smell.âÂ
âshower with me then, baby.âÂ
with anyone else, asshole!sukuna would have either yelled or broken their jaw for even thinking they could ask him such questions. but with you? the princess gets what the princess wants or whatever the saying he made up in his head was.
asshole!sukuna fucking hates when people talk over you. itâs a common occurrence due to your soft-spoken nature, youâll be in the middle of saying something, and someoneâll cut in with whatever thing they think is funnier or more worth listening to. sukuna never lets it slide. âshe was talking, dickhead.â heâd scoff, shutting them up and earning a shy, thankful smile from you, as you continued with what you were saying, far more important than whatever that clown had to yap on about anyways. (in sukunaâs mind, at least.)Â
asshole!sukuna spends a shit ton of money on you. you almost always go against the idea, but he just canât help it... when he sees your eyes light up when you see something you like at the mall, he physically canât resist. heâll bookmark the product, then order it online to come to your apartment the next day.Â
âryo... why do i have another package?â you whine over the phone, earning nothing but a chuckle from the other end.Â
âcould tell you wanted it, so just enjoy it, sweet thing. you deserve all the fruits of my labour.âÂ
âyou donât work? isnât it your parentsâ monââÂ
âsemantics. just enjoy, baby.â and he hangs up the phone, grabbing his keys to drive to your place and see how you like the new gift. he thinks it was a new dress? couldnât be sure, it was hard keeping up with the millions of notifications from the post office.Â
asshole!sukuna remembers everything about his girl and makes sure youâre always getting exactly what you want. if heâs out getting dinner before driving to your place, heâll stop at five different places if that meant getting your order perfectly correct. local maccas has a broken ice cream machine? heâs driving to the next location to try his luck there. one place doesnât have the kind of noodles you like? heâs making his way to the closest chinese place to see if they do. he is the embodiment of âif he wanted to, he would,â and itâs all worth it seeing your face light up when he holds up the paper bag with a smile.Â
âyour favourite.âÂ
âoh my god? this is the place out of the city? how did youââÂ
âdonât worry about it, angel.âÂ
and that was another thing, ashole!sukuna  didnât let you worry about anything. your place felt too messy? he was over there turning on mlp equestria girls and helping you clean. you wanted a home cooked meal? heâs at the store buying the ingredients. you needed help with an assignment? heâs pushed back his own work to sit down and help you smash them out.Â
asshole!sukuna is so overly territorial when it comes to functions. he doesnât know, thereâs just something about people drunk and horny all around you that ticks him off. heâll always have you either sat next to or on his lap at frat parties. you stick to him regardless, but he has to make it obvious to all the fuckwits blatantly staring at you that you are indeed, his.Â
if they donât get the hint the first time and are still gawking after his mild pda, asshole!sukuna would up the ante. heâll take you off to some hallway or, if the guys are being particularly sleazy, heâll kiss you right there. his lips trailling up and down your neck while he stares them dead in the eye, challenging them to look away.Â
âryo... people are looking!â you whisper nervously.Â
âlet them, sweetheart. youâre too pretty not to stare at.â he grins against your neck, sucking and biting at your soft skin.Â
by that point, they always look off. whether that be due to his death glare or the realisation that youâre not going anywhere anytime soon was beside the point.Â
asshole!sukuna gets embarrassingly hard at the smallest little things with you. youâll just be sitting on the couch together and youâll start scratching his back or head, boom, hard. when youâre sitting next to him in the library and youâre biting your pen, boom, hard. even when youâre just laying in bed, tired from the day, heâll lay next to you and just sigh.Â
âhow the fuck do you just look like that. you make it so hard to keep my shit to myself.â he groans as his arms snake around your waist.Â
âjeez, i can feel that thing poking into my back... what did i do now?â you smile sleepily.Â
âi wish i knew. seems like one look at you and i pop a boner.â he admits, a little embarrassed.Â
âcan i help you out?âÂ
asshole!sukuna loved how willing you were to service him, but preferred it the opposite way round. sukuna would spend hours between your pretty thighs if he could, sloppily kissing and sucking at your cunt with dazed eyes, loving nothing more than the pretty moans and groans he could pull from your throat.Â
âfuck yeah, yâ like that, baby? you like my tongue, hm?â heâd tease with his mouth full, pumping two fingers in and out of your soaked pussy as he dragged you closer and closer to your orgasm.Â
asshole!sukuna knew how wet his filthy words could get you, and he abused that knowledge each and every time he needed you prepped and ready for him.Â
âyâ think you can take me, baby, yeah? think you can take this fat cock?â heâd taunt, slapping the thick head against your cunt as your slick coated the pink, glossy skin. âfuckkkk, pretty pussyâs begginâ tâ get drilled.âÂ
âwhatâs that? you need me? well, isnât that fuckinâ cute. beg a little more and maybe iâll give you what you want.âÂ
âbe a good girl nâ say please and itâs all yours, angel.âÂ
asshole!sukuna was massive, but you always took him so well. âyou can do it, baby. i know you can.â heâd coo in your ear, lining up the monster of a thing.Â
âone, two, fuckkk.âÂ
asshole!sukuna saw stars every time heâd push in, letting go of a long, pornographic moan as he began to thrust slowly in and out of your tight entrance. the look on your face as your eyes rolled back in pleasure made coming in less than a minute extremely hard, but the intense need to make you finish first overrode any sort of selfish desire to fill you up to the brim in the first few minutes.Â
asshole!sukuna loved missionary the most because he could see your pretty face. he enjoyed a bunch of freaked-out positions, but nothing could beat watching your pupils dilate and your lips quiver the second you finally came, his name on your tongue as you let go of the tension building in your tummy.Â
âyâ gonna come, baby? yâ gonna come on this cock?â heâd grunt, slamming his member deeper and deeper the louder your cries got, faster and faster untilâ âfuck, ryo! mâ cumming!â youâd stutter, your insides spasming on his cock, drawing out his own orgasm with one final pound, filling you up with hot ropes of his seed.Â
asshole!sukuna was the king of aftercare. words that were filthy before, now soft and caring.Â
âyou okay, baby? did i go too hard on ya?â heâd ask through tired pants, standing to grab the wet wipes in the side drawer to wash your messy parts off.Â
âyou want me to order something? anything you want, love. iâll get you anything and everything.âÂ
âcâmon, sweetheart. drink some water.âÂ
asshole!sukuna never made you feel small after intimacy, in fact, sometimes you enjoyed the aftermath more than the mindblowing sex.Â
âmâ okay, ryo. just wanna cuddle.â youâd admit shyly, reaching for him to come back to bed.Â
his eyes would soften and heâd plop down next to you, pulling you into his lap. âanything for you, angel.âÂ
sure, sukuna was an asshole, but he couldn't even dream of mistreating you, his biggest exception.
âlove you, baby.âÂ
âlove you too, ryo.âÂ
a/n: i wrote this semi off my face so excuse any bad word or structural choices đ
summary: nobody expects the frat boy and the chubby, nerdy girl to ever look in each othersâ direction. but who cares what people expect?
word count: 3.5k
contains: fluff & smut. frat clark the wonderful gorgeous sassy little gentleman, reader is a weird literary nerd, lois lane being kickass propaganda. college kids being pretentious to turn each other on, my fav. some talk of drinking/being drunk, fraternity parties. clark and reader uhaul lesbian tf outta each other, first kiss/boyfriend trope. *piv, protected sex, light and bubbly and sweet because ughhhh⊠*no use of y/n
a/n: well yes, @intwoweeks ! i love frat clark, if you guys want more i will definitely do more with himâ fics, blurbs, whatevs. hope you like ;)
If we asked anyone to explain how you and Clark Kent went well together, they would be at a loss for words. From the outside, it just⊠didnât make sense. But then again, neither of you really made sense as individuals. That is, you didnât fit into boxes in the way college kids like to.Â
Clark was a brother in Alpha Gamma Rho. He was a backwards-hat, cut-off tank kind of guy. The legend of AGR keggers because he never seemed to get drunk. The very same legend who held doors for everyone, even if it made him late. You could see Clark mowing down brothers on the frat lawn in a game of tackle football, or studying with a pair of crooked, taped glasses in the library. Sometimes he was pulling senior pranks, parking cars on roofs or wrapping an office in Christmas paper. Other times he was exercising his secret duty of negotiating with campus police when a party was coming up, bringing them donuts and promising no problems, if theyâll only let it run its course. Needless to say, the farmboy wore many hatsâ but he had a core that was simple. Warm, thoughtful, passionate love. Intentional care. Remarkable intelligence. Those were just a few things that you loved about Clark.Â
And youâ well, who could ever figure you out? The girl with no solid shtick. President of the literature club, occasional peer tutor through the university library, who could often be found committing drunken karaoke offenses at the off-campus bar with your friend and roommate Lois. Nobody would be shocked to see you in fishnets and lacy black everything one day, and mary janes and a denim skirt the next. You walked with your head down and iPod blasting on school sidewalks, but you managed robust debates in class. You even put on the bulldog mascot suit and rushed the field during your sophomore-year homecoming game, because your public speaking professor (assistant coach of the MetU team, coincidentally) offered anyone a pass on the final presentation if they had the guts. When your peers would walk by and see you either hiding in a novel or handing out bookmarks for your club, no one batted an eye â because you were just that girl who did anything. Knowing everyone, yet knowing no one.Â
It seemed every expectation of you both was subverted by another facet. Multi-dimensional in a one-note world. College isnât always the place for fully-formed people like that, but perhaps it can be good for finding each other⊠canât it?
You and Clark worked from the beginning.
He liked you when he found you standing in the corner of one of his frat parties, cradling a vodka cranberry (heavy on the vodka) with glazed eyes, staring over the sea of bodies like someone had personally offended you. He thought your dopey frown was sweet. You both remembered that night like it was yesterday.
âÍÍÍĄâ â
âWhatâs the matter?â Clark had cooed, sauntering over with an empty beer bottle and a torturous little smirk on his face. His eyes were green and bright like the light across from Gatsbyâs dock. You loved Gatbsy. Your drunken self thought of Gatsby religiously. Something about drinking and prohibition, and then the thought train justâŠ
âMy one friend dragged me here, and I think sheâs gettinâ her face chewed over there,â you slurred, pouting, as a black-polished nail pointed across the party to another corner near the kitchen. Your good friend Lois, the only friend you had, really, had a guy in a jersey shoved up against the wall like she wore the pants in that makeout.Â
Clark snickered and rested his elbow on your shoulder, laughing softer when you tried to wrestle out from under it. âYouâre friends with Lane? That canât be right. Lois is wildâ and sheâs here all the time. Iâve never seen you before.â
You lifted your buzzing head and rolled your eyes, sipping your drinkâ nearly missing the straw, and chasing it with your tongue. âYeah, well, she needed a resume booster and I needed to get out of the house.â
Clark grinned at your soft mushing words, and he jutted his chin out with a curiously furrowed brow. âHow many of those have you had, shortie?â
With a disgruntled scoff, you deflected: âMânot short!â
âRight, youâre just tall among hobbits,â Clark said, and he sat against the windowsill beside you.
He took a second to look you over that night. You had on quite the mix: a dainty little silver necklace that would nod to self-discipline, but it was bracketed by a denim jacket filthy with button pins screaming of new wave and half-niches. A little square neck tank that revealed a freckle by your collarbone. Army green cargos that rose low enough to squeeze the chub of your hips and tummy. Your boots had to have a platform at the very least one inch tall, he deduced, because they were serious and you were still short. And to top it off, there was a plum rim around your lips but a soft, neutral center, which meant you had lipstick on at some point, and had drank it all off.Â
All of your small contradictions mixed with your very suspicious glances at him made his heart thump, and he knew then and there that he could see you sitting across from him at diners and nuzzling into his neck at theaters. He saw you kissing his cheek, he saw you crying over a test, he saw you waking up with tank top straps slipping from your rounded shoulders and yawning like a cat. He saw you with him, the little romanticâŠ
âYâknow, you donât look like a frat party kind of girl.â
âI do what I want,â you scrunched your nose, âNothing means anything anyway.â
âOh, do I detect a little nihilism, shortie?â Clark teased.
You swatted his shoulder and whined, âI am not short! And do you even know what that word means?â
âWhat, you think Iâm an idiot?â
âWho coined nihilism?â you sneered, leaning down a bit to study his eyes, to see if they shifted.Â
Clark tipped his head back and craned up, giving you a knowing grin. âNietzsche. But that one guy Jacobi was the first guy to bring it up, Nietzsche just made it big. There was that other guy who wrote about it in Fathers and SonsâŠâ
âTurgenev,â you suddenly smiled, the drunken judgement slipping away. âYou know your depressing Germans!â
âAnd Russians,â he hummed, smiling wider. Your eyes were big as the moon, and his heart felt like it could seize at any moment. He had to find a way to keep you. âWhatâs your name, smartypants?â
By the way you smiled, it was clear you preferred that nickname.Â
âÍÍÍĄâ â
It was unusual, following that fateful encounter. Usually in college you get the couple who dances around each other for years, or you get the two horndogs who canât even wait until the first date. For you and Clark, it just started⊠shapeless.Â
You were too drunk to walk home that night, and so was Lois, so instead of letting you crash with all the other drunkies on the ground floor of the AGR fraternity, Clark personally put you both up in his room. He slept in his buddy Oliverâs room next door, in case he heard any creepers try to catch you or Lois offguard⊠or if he heard any puking. Then, when he expected to find you embarrassed the following morning, you were simply precious. A perfect, whiny little picture of a hangoverâ asking him shamelessly for McDonaldâs and hogging his mattress until the fog cleared. When he asked Lois if youâre usually so fond of quick friendships, she just raised an eyebrow and said, âDonât be stupid.â
And you liked him from the start, too. Letâs get that straight.Â
You didnât really want to, because the reputations of frat guys seemed to lean towards accuracy in most casesâ but you couldnât deny that they could be brutally attractive. When he stalked over with a Sharks cap on backwards, pretty little curls of chocolate peeking out at the nape of his neck, flexing those annoyingly toned arms under an AGR short-sleeve, you felt heat creep up the back of your neck. If you werenât drunk, you might have been a bit more stuttery. But it was when he gazed up at you like a puppy whilst dropping all kinds of specialized knowledge on philosophy, the soft timbre of his tone cutting through the egregious EDM shaking the house, you felt the butterflies making your toes curl in your boots. He was sweet, non-threatening, and he smiled like a wolf. Something in your gut told you that Clark Kent was hiding a whole lot of beautiful behind that brotherhood insignia on his chest.Â
It took you two all but a week to fall disgustingly in love, because Clark fell first, and he was a self-starter.Â
He found you at the library the day after your drunken romp at his house and brought you a coffee (his brothers felt the urge to adopt you as their pet, by the way, when they found you rummaging like a racoon through the fridge and Clark sitting on the counter behind you, staring with hearts in his eyes⊠and Lois asleep at his side.) The day after that, he bribed Lois with five bucks to tell him you would be leaving the literature club at four. He walked you to your tutoring shift. The next, he almost breached the creepy line when he used the student directory at the tutoring center to find your dorm number⊠but you didnât mind when he showed up with Chinese food and that God-given grin.Â
Then the week was up again, and there was another AGR party. You were formally invited that time; he snuck you up to the roof through a series of window-hoppings, and he kissed you when you were in the middle of a rant about women writing under male pseudonymsâŠ
âÍÍÍĄâ â
âAnd did you know that they didnât even let George Eliot get buried in Westminster? All that judgement for being a female writer, and then the thing with her husband dying and finding a new lover, and the Church said no, so now sheâs buried in Highgate and sheâs never been moved! Such bullshit, because she literally redefinedââ
Clark couldnât take it. Your eyes did this special thing when you got angry over book stuff, this little flashâ like someone was starting up a lighter, over and over againâ and it made his knees weak. He lurched forward as if he had no control over the urge, and he pressed his lips to yours in a manner that didnât match the preceding; gentle, like he might hurt you if he wasnât careful. His big palms, a bit rough around the curves, cradled your cheeks, and he smiled when he felt the way you sucked in a little breath, like he made you lose your place in thought.Â
You didnât even pull away, you only let your lips brush his as you asked, "What are you doing?â
âI think Iâm in love with you,â he said, like an absolute idiot. But he wasnât one. If any girl would take that kind of truth bomb well, it would be you. He knew that for sure.
You nearly knocked him on his back with how excitedly you kissed back, lips slotting against his eagerly and unorganized, head tilting from left to right, trying to find the right way, the right pace, the best feeling. He knew within a second of your sloppy mouth that you had probably never kissed anyone before and were dying to figure it out.Â
âEasy, easy!â he chuckled, passing his fingers through the strands of hair around your face. âJeez, Einsteinââ
âShut up,â you giggled, pulling back. Your eyes were on fire in a whole new way. âYou love me?â
âProbably,â he hummed. Definitely.Â
âI love you,â you countered.Â
âYeah?â
âItâs probably too soon,â you reasoned, eyes drifting to his lips like they were a magnet.Â
âYeah,â he breathed.Â
âMaybe weâre moving really fast,â
âMaybe.â
âWhat would I be?âÂ
âMy girlfriend.â
âAnd youâd be my boyfriend,â
âHopefully.â
âAnd you want that?â
âSure I do.â
âYou donât think I'm fat?â
âWhat?â Clark mumbled against your skin, because he couldnât take it anymore. He could volley your questions with his lips on your neck. âStupid question⊠I like how much you weigh, and if you lose a pound Iâll be pissed.â
âIâve never had aâ mmfâ a boyfriend before,â
âThatâs fine,â a kiss.
âI might get needy,â
âMm, please doâŠâ a nip.
Your eyes fluttered when his hands slipped into your back pockets, squeezing happily. âI have a lot of h⊠homework, all the time,â
âSo do I.â
âI vote in every election,âÂ
âMhm, so do I,â a squeeze.
âI want to write books for a living, even if it means Iâm poor,â
âI have a family farm back home⊠wonât ever have to worryâŠâ
âI- I want to have kids⊠three kids and two dogs,â
âFarmâs definitely big enough⊠they better have your eyes, cutie.â
âMmfââ It got hard to think when his teeth scraped behind your ear. âAre you even listening? Youâre talking crazy,â
âThree kids, two dogs, active citizen of democracy, Iâll keep you fed and pretty andâ mm, is this new perfume? â nâ you love me?â
âOh, god⊠yes.â
âGood. Then weâre both crazy.â
âÍÍÍĄâ â
So, it worked. Nothing you said turned him off or away. He practically knew what you were thinking before you said it. Clark didnât have to learn to anticipate your every move, he just did. And you seemed to read his mind, although that wasnât so innate as it was easyâ it was all over his gorgeous, gorgeous face.Â
It was one of those things where you seemed to just fit like interlocking fingers. Every strength, every weakness, they melded into a trade of wills. Where he couldnât, you could, and you shared life like a milkshake. One straw and a lot of kissing between sips.Â
Your first time was in your shared dorm room with Lois, when you remembered to lock the door but forgot to deadbolt it, and so she had the misfortune of opening it up and finding the two of your startled into fits of laughter, hiding from her grumblings about âboysâ and âprivacyâ:
âÍÍÍĄâ â
You really had never felt anything like it before, and whatever bad porn you watched or had seen in artsy movies did not do it justice. Or, maybe it was just Clark.
Clark had you pressed into the mattress under two hundred and twenty pounds of soft, twisting muscle, his hands wrapped around your back and digging into your sides. You werenât sure youâd ever be small enough to hold, but maybe you just needed a bigger guy all this time. Everything in proportion, right?
And god, he was a whiner. Clark rutted into you in what shouldâve been little motions, but he was so genuinely large that any thrust made your legs shake. It was quite a struggle getting the condom on, actually, because he was so anxious to be sweet with you that his hands shook. You had to roll it on for him, and you couldnât help but laugh at his blushing cheeks.Â
âOh, god, baby,â he whimpered, nibbling at the joint of your neck and shoulder as the plush heat of your walls throbbed around him. âOh my god, oh my godâŠâ
You were a hot mess, burning up and completely eager. Every grind was met with a buck of your hips, your knees hitched high and your fingernailsâ purple this timeâ digging into the meat of his back. For a first timer, you had no reservations. You moaned into the dampening hair behind his ear, âHo-oly shit, ClarkâŠâ
His hands rushed to touch every inch of your back and sides as he lifted himself up a bit and gazed down at you. His chain dangled against your lips and he watched as you took it in your mouth, passing it between tongue and teeth, batting those sinful lashes up at him. He scrunched his face up with a weak desire and tucked a hand under your knee, opening you up that last bit before driving into you with a force that managed to compromise speed and safety. Just as his hands kneaded your tummy, just as your hands twisted the sheets up, just as the two of you were begging and pleading and whining like little vocal twin flames, Lois unlocked the door and froze in the doorway.Â
You startled immediately and Clark flopped on top of you, his first concern to cover you from whoever it was. But a poor moment of judgement caused him to keep going, even when Lois burst into a flurry of curses.Â
âJesus Christ, you guysâ oh my god, somebody shouldâve just told me, I wouldnât have come home, couldnât even put a fucking sock on the door like civilized peopleâ oh my god, are you still going? Fuck, guys, ew! Privacy! Privacy in my own dorm room, that's all I ask! Boys in the room, thereâll never be boys in the room she saidâ oh, Christ, someone text me when itâs over!â
You devolved into helpless, shocked laughter as she babbled herself out and locked the door again, and Clark smiled into your chest as he made you punctuate every giggle with a moan. He couldnât get enough of the way you soundedâ it was breathy, like a whisper, until it hit harder and your pleasure reached a low register, whiny and hungry. He wanted to chase it out of you until you had no sound left. And he didâ until your back arched, until the condom simply couldnât take any more, until your eyes fluttered shut and wouldnât open again, until your body twitched and slumped and every other word either sounded like âClarkieâ or âLove you.â
âÍÍÍĄâ â
No matter what first came to pass, or whatever college threw at you, Clark didnât budge. He knew it when he sought you out at that party. He knew you were the stroke of good luck heâd never find again. So, he kept you. Good choice, because he got a free tutor out of it- not that he needed it. The perks were really just making out in the library.Â
He met your parents after a couple months, and they gushed over him. The homegrown farmboy had the good sense to bring flowers, and your parents kept them on the sill for weeks until they wilted to nothing. You showed him your childhood room, and he nearly cried at a little list of birthday wishes you had pasted next to your vanity, to which you laughed and accused, âYou sap.â
Then it was his turn; he took you home on break to the farm, and his parents nearly gave Marthaâs ring over on the spot. You received five pie recipes free of charge. Jonathan Kent gave you a rigorous tour of the farm, and he even let you brush the horsesâ one of which sneezed on your nice blouse. Clark took you into town for a new one and you got to see all the places he grew up in, and then you nearly cried, and all he could do was kiss you and tell you just how pretty you looked with grass in your hair.Â
Clark bought you exactly one second-hand novel a week, and you wrote him little poems on scraps of paper and tucked them in every place possible, so that when he went through life, heâd find it unexpectedly, and remember that wherever he was, you were, too.Â
He went to the slam poetry night your club hosted. You were crowned kegger queen to his kegger king at a particularly rowdy party. His brothers threw you a birthday party and got you delightfully drunk, so you could enjoy a childhood birthday wish of stargazing at midnight next to a cute boy. Said cute boy had to usher his friends to bed just so he could consummate the day you were brought into the world properly (and it was better than the first, somehow.) When you woke up the next morning, hungover in his bed, you smiled to yourself. Your tank top strap slid down your arm. He pushed it up.Â
It didnât matter on your shy or outgoing days, or when you felt dark or light. It didnât matter when he had to put on the âbrotherâ face and do the stupid shit fraternities do. What mattered was that he protected your heart in a little box, and just when it felt like maybe you two wouldn't meet on some small level, you did. It was synchrony. It was easy.
And you know what? It didnât have to make sense. You two were the odd couple. Soulmates exist like flames in the eyes of girls who float in the wind. He was yours, backwards hat and all, and there was nothing easier than that.
summary: You never knew keeping up the farm would be so much fun...or satisfying
warnings: Clark Kent, mentions of happy trail and bulge đ€€, hungry Clark, a bunch of innuendos, very very very explicit compared to my other works (aka Clark giving head) lol
Thank the heavens for farm work.
You were sitting on the porch of your in-law's house, drinking a cool glass of lemonade and admiring your husband as he loaded up hay bales into the back of the field truck. It was a hot enough day that he wore nothing but a fitted pair of Levi's, boots, and a cowboy hat perched atop his head. You had taken him in bed this morning but you were sure he wouldn't mind if you just so happened to find the bedroom after lunch too.
"Your heart rate is spiked, sweetheart." He noted, latching the gate before leaning a tan forearm on it to look at you.
Your eyes appraised the glistening muscles of his torso and arms in his relaxed posture, surveying their strength and definition. No one would believe what kind of body Clark Kent was hiding under his too-big suits.
"I just finished putting up the laundry." You fibbed, feeling too bashful to admit that your body was reacting to his doing his chores now that he was looking at you head-on. "Want me to pour you some lemonade? I just prepared it."
He nodded and stalked towards you, taking off his hat and pushing his sweaty raven hair back. "That sounds delicious, thank you."
You handed him a glass as he took a seat beside you on the wicker couch. You watched in awe as his throat bobbed with each swallow and he drained it in seconds. He threw an arm around the back of the couch and the tips of his fingers traced idly along your bare arm. You leaned your head against his shoulder, uncaring for the sweat and dirt on his skin, and smiled.
Martha and Jon had left to go visit a cousin for a week or longer and asked you and Clark to maintain the farm. While you had taken some adjusting, Clark had settled into the routine seamlessly, reminding you that he had grown up in the country and that old habits die hard. Take the man out of the city but not the city of the man and all that.
Every morning Clark woke before dawn, collected eggs, milked the cows, fed and watered the animals and by the time the sun peaked over the horizon, he'd be inside and eating the breakfast you'd prepared. During the afternoon he would either be in the fields or in the shed, fixing up equipment and machinery. Evening time was your favorite, in all honesty. He would come in as the sun set and you would eat dinner on the porch, enjoying the cooling air and the melody of the crickets as you both unwound and spent some time together. There were times you would trade your job in the city to move out to the countryside.
He had told you multiple times that you didn't need to do anything save relax and catch up on your books; he had it all taken care of. But, by the third day, your limbs were vibrating with unspent energy and you took up organizing the house and helping Clark with whatever you could. It certainly made the time pass by quickly when you were able to watch him be a man.
You both looked out at the expansive farmland, appreciating how well-kept it was and the peacefulness of it all. In replacement of the constant hum of cars and people and vendors were crickets and birds and content animals. And to replace the smog was the scented air of apple trees and honeysuckle.
"Would you ever move back out here?" You asked, playing with his fingers.
Clark hesitated, obviously torn by the simple question. "I love Smallville, I really do. But I felt...stifled. When my powers began showing, I realized I needed to be somewhere else that could benefit from my help and I enjoy living in Metropolis."
You shifted to look up at him, eyes roving about his face, from the intensity of his blue eyes to the soft set of his kissable lips. "I like seeing you work."
He met your gaze. "It's very different from what I do at The Daily Planet."
You shook your head, pressing your free hand in between his ribs, feeling the steady beat of his heart. He looked down at the contact. "I like seeing you out here caring for the animals and the land. And how focused you are and your body..." you dragged your hand down his stomach where he tensed the muscles there, to the sparse hairs leading under the waistband of his jeans. Wherever those hairs led was certainly your happy place, you admitted. "Clark,"
Black enveloped his irises as he caught drift of where you were leading. The arm around your shoulders slid up your shoulder and neck and into your hair to release the clip holding it up. Your hair tumbled free and Clark buried his nose into it, inhaling deeply. Your mouth opened in a soft O as he pressed a kiss behind your ear.
"You feeling needy, sweetheart?" He murmured, muffled by the sensitive skin of your neck.
You could only nod, fingers clenching around the belt at his waist, in need of grasping something, anything.
His warm mouth met the place between your neck and your collarbone, sucking softly so it would bruise. You breathed his name but he only chuckled. "Out here or in the house, hm? There's no one for miles to hear us either way."
"I-inside," you gasped out.
Before you could think, he swept you up into his arms and brought you into the house, letting the screen door shut behind you as if sealing your fate.
Clark brought you upstairs to his former room and sat you down on the edge of the bed. He then worked at his pants, cheeks flushed and a delicious urgency in his movements. You put a hand over his large one, stopping him. "Let me..." you replaced his thick fingers with your own, sliding off his belt and undoing his Levi's so that they dropped down his legs.
He watched you work hungrily, chest heaving with labored breaths and gaze predatory. He hadn't been this worked up even after the manual labor he'd been doing outside.
You stared at the unmistakably large bulge in his boxers and slowly met his eyes. "You're dirty Clark." You noted with a husky voice. "Should we clean you off?"
Despite having been the one to take initiative this time, Clark easily fell into line. It had been like this the first time and every time after that you were intimate. The world would believe Superman to be dominant and rough in bed but you knew better. You had the legend falling at your feet with a simple word, begging you to show him how to pleasure you and how to earn your praise.
He nodded eagerly, wasting no time in pulling off your tank top and pants then staring at you in your undergarments. He then, slowly, unclasped your bra and groaned at the sight of your breasts. Your body warmed at the primal sound. His hands cupped both, thumbs brushing along your peaking nipples before he kissed either, worshiping your body as if it were a temple. His temple.
As soon as you were both undressed, he led you into the shower, barely fitting underneath due to his larger than average shoulders and tall height. You wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him deeply as the warm spray of water encased you both.
"What do you want, sweetheart?" He softly ground his growing desire against yours.
You played with the hair at the nape of his neck. "I need your mouth Clark."
He stooped down to his knees without complaint. Even at this position he was so big. His head was now level with your ribcage, eyes focused on your soft skin as he kissed it with reverence. "What are we having for dinner?" he asked, nose tickling your belly button as he made his way lower. Always thinking about food, even at a time like this.
You tried to grasp your thoughts and stuttered out, "P-potato soup? With garlic bread and-oh!" his tongue met the apex of your thighs, "a-a-and-oh Clark!"
"And what, sweetheart?" he hooked your leg over his shoulder, lifting you higher so he could have more access.
Your stomach tightened with pleasure as he ate you out ravenously. Your fingers grasped his thick hair, pulling him closer and pushing him away. "I-I-I-"
He paused in his ministrations, looking up at you with drunken eyes. "Come on honey. What's for dessert?"
You were about to tell him he was eating it right now but decided you wouldn't be able to survive the punishment for being snarky. He returned to his task, hand reaching under to play with your clit. He knew your body well and soon enough you were near the edge and crying out, "Peach cobbler!"
He kissed both of your thighs in thanks and lowered you to your feet, hands gripping your waist to keep you up straight as your legs shook intensely. "I love peach cobbler," he said as he stood to his full height, squeezing a dollop of shampoo into his hands before lathering it into your hair. You let your forehead drop onto his chest, feeling sated and warm.
"After the shower how about you come with me to drop off the hay? I'll let you touch my muscles all you want on the way there."
You pinched his side. "Horrible tease."
He only chuckled, washing the soap from your hair. "Maybe we could visit Smallville more often? Take some more vacations just to clear our heads?"
You nodded numbly, horribly happy in that moment. "I'd like that."
author's note: just a little filler fic đ fun fact: i live in nearish the countryside and there are no men out here like Smallville Clark Kent đȘ
fluff and angst(?) - being insecure about your body after having baby!gumi
youâre standing in the bathroom with the door half-shut. staring at your reflection like it has betrayed you. like it disgusts you.
the showerâs running. baby gumiâs napping. tojiâs in the other room. probably half-asleep with one arm flopped off the couch and a baby bottle dangling from his fingers.
you should feel proud. your body made a whole ass human. you pushed a baby out. youâre a goddamn miracle.
so why do you feel like crying?
your stomach is still soft from pregnancy. your hips feel wider. your thighs feel so much heavier. thereâs stretch marks across your chest that werenât there before. your old pajamas feel tight. you feel like you donât quite belong in your own skin anymore.
you tug the towel a little tighter around your middle. youâre trying to be quiet. you are. but the floor creaks and your breath hitches and of course-
â...baby?â
tojiâs voice is groggy. a little scratchy. still thick with sleep.
you jump. âiâm fine! just -uhm - showering!â
pause.
then, the sound of footsteps. and then heâs there. filling the doorway. sleepy eyes. wild hair. shirtless and barefoot.Â
he looks at you. really looks at you. your wet hair. your tired eyes. the way your arms are folded tight around yourself like youâre trying to disappear.
his face softens.
ââŠwhatâs wrong.â
you shake your head, blinking fast. ânothing. nothing! iâm just tired. you know how it is.â
he steps forward. doesnât say anything. just reaches out and tugs your arms gently away from your waist.
your towel loosens. you flinch and desperately try to tug it back up. but his hands stop you. firm. he brushes his fingers along your hip. slow. reverent.
âyou just had our fuckinâ kid,â he says quietly. âyou really think iâm gonna care about some lines on your skin?â
your throat tightens.
he leans down. presses his mouth to your belly. kisses the soft curve just above your navel.
âyouâre the most beautiful thing iâve ever seen, baby. and iâve seen a lot of things.â
you blink fast. âi just... i donât look like how i did before.â
âno,â he agrees. âyou donât. you look better.â
you snort, watery. âyouâre such a big liar.â
he kisses your stomach again. your ribs. the inside of your wrist.
âno iâm not. you could gain or lose 100 kilos and i still would not care. at all. you still look like mine,â he says simply. âand thatâs all i care about.â
you melt. absolutely dissolve. you wrap your arms around his neck and bury your face in his shoulder. and he holds you like youâre the most precious thing in the world. (which yk you are.)
âplus,â he murmurs, voice low in your ear, âyouâre a fuckinâ milf now.â
you smack his arm. âtoji!â
he grins. nuzzles your neck. squishes your bum.Â
âjust sayinâ. those thighs? dangerous. those tits? outrageous. iâm suffering.â
you laugh. hiccup a little. feel better. he kisses you. slow and soft and long.
âlet me take care of you too, yeah?â
you nod against his chest.
you know he means it.
A/N: this is a really quick, short one bc i wrote it before i got sick, ad i had a quick (barely) proofread. so hopefully it's ok!
synopsis: a story in which a depressed satoru gets sent to the future and sees just how bright it eventually becomes. meanwhile, you're reminded of how much of a brat your husband used to be when you first started dating.
cw: MDNI, time travel, smut w/ a touch of angst bc we LOVE plot, satoru's actually so mean at first lol, dad!jo (him and reader share a daughter together)
notes: hiiii we got 6.5k words for this one â€ïž comm for the lovely @sadlittlecucumber i hope u like!!!!
song rec: drag path â twenty one pilots
Satoruâs life ended up being a fucking bummer.Â
His best friendâs a mass murderer. Shokoâs gone off to do her own thing with medicine. Nanami left to go become a banker or whatever. Ijichiâs⊠Ijichi. Oh, and Haibaraâs dead. Everyone whoâs alive seems to have moved onâ so should Satoru, honestly. But times proved that to be quite difficult.Â
Heâs starting to understand where Suguru was coming from with the whole exorcise-absorb mantra. Except for him, it was exorcise and destroy, leaving every cursed site heâs stepped foot on looking like god himself decided to hit the reset button to obliterate the place.
Nobody says anything about it. Heâs probably the closest thing to a god. Despite having tried his hardest all throughout his youth to fit in and act as if he was just like everyone else, people were still terrified to fuck with him.Â
And despite the chaos heâs constantly surrounded byâ mainly from his own doingâ the days still find a way to bleed into each other, morphing into a never ending cycle of boredom and violence. Itâs quite the combo. The higher ups are lucky heâs too tired to plot anything behind their backs.Â
Heâs exhausted.Â
The past is too blurry. The futureâs too bleak.Â
Gojo was bound to fuck up sooner or later. The thought of him finally snapping like Suguru did, dangling in the back of his mind, taunting him.Â
He didnât snap. Itâs so much worse than that. At least in the eyes of the arrogant boy who got bested by, what he assumed to be a grade two curse because of how pudgy and stupid it looked. The thing that caught him lacking looked like a fucking blob fish that struggled with crippling anxiety, how the hell was he supposed to know that it could mess with timeof all things?Â
One moment heâs laughing at the way it looks, the next heâs in the complete dark.Â
That was the first time heâs smiled in months, by the way.Â
âHuh?â Satoru huffs out, trying to look around before eventually realizing that he has a blindfold on, and rips it off in annoyance. âDonât tell me that thing knocked me out,â he begins to grumble to himself. Itâd explain why he had a blindfold on⊠but then he realized he was in a completely different outfit, one that you didnât put on someone who was currently in rest and recovery.Â
He highly doubts Shoko would even change him, anyway, at least not for this.Â
âOh hey, youâre home.âÂ
Home?Â
He looks around, and all he knows is this isnât the dorm heâs continued to stay in after graduation, purely due to the fact that he was already out on missions for up to 18 hours each day. Not to mention that the penthouse he was currently standing in was too clean to be his. Too warm. Way too comfortable.
You already knew there was something deeply off in those first few seconds of looking into his eyes. This wasnât your husbandâ this was the hot mess you met and still fell in love with all those years ago.Â
You tilt your head to the side, more curious than cautious, âEverything alright?â
âYeah,â he snorts, literally the worst liar ever. âWhy wouldnât it be?â
âI donât know,â you hum, holding eye contact long enough to leave him feeling a bit unsettled. âYou tell me.â
First of all, who the fuck do you think you are speaking to him like that?
Second, who even are you?
Something big and shiny on your finger catches his attention, then he looks at his own hand that has an equally shiny band around his ring finger.Â
Fuck.
âHoneyââ
Satoru physically cringes at the pet name, giving himself away once again.Â
âIâm not Satoru,â he blurts out, rubbing his eyes in frustration. âI mean, I am, but Iâm notâ FUCKâ some fuckinâ curse blasted me into the future, and I need to go back.â
Well, that was quick. Heâs always quick to fold under pressure when it comes to youâ itâs something heâs unaware of though, as he fights back the urge to start pacing back and forth.Â
Thereâs a light smack from your mouth when you go to open it, only for the words to never even come, let alone die out. Nothing about this surprises you. This is not the craziest thing thatâs happened since youâve met Satoru.Â
Your lips thin into a smile as you take a deep breath, knowing you had no choice but to accept your new circumstances.Â
âOkay.â
âOkay?â He raises a brow at how you justâŠÂ accepted it.
âYeah⊠I believe it.â You respond flatly, then point at him, casually motioning your finger up and down. âYour attitude kinda sucked when we first met.â
He grimaces, taken aback by the statement. âNo, it doesnâtââ
âYou also liked to argue, too.â
âOkayâ whatever,â he waves a dismissive hand, not at all interested in hearing what else you had to say. At this point, it just sounded like you wanted to shit on him, something he actually doesnât have any fucking time for right now. âYouâre a sorcerer⊠right?âÂ
âNo.âÂ
âChrist.â Satoru sighs, turning on his heel. âYouâre fuckinâ uselessââ
You scoff, more humored than offended. âWhere are you going?âÂ
âTo figure this shit out!â he snaps, throwing his arms out as he turns around to face you.Â
âOkay,â you shrug, still way too calm for Satoruâs liking, as it pisses him off even more. âIf you donât get it all figured out tonight, you can always come back. We have a guest room.âÂ
âYeah, thanks.â He huffs out a bitter laugh, as if that was the dumbest suggestion heâs ever heard. âI appreciate the offer.âÂ
âÂ
âYagaâ Satoru storms into the principalâs office, ignoring all his cursed stuffed animals, but noticing what heâs done with his hair. âWhat the fuck happened to you?â
The principal's brows pinch together, wishing he had locked the door to his office. Satoru fucked with him enough today by showing up to a meeting 20 minutes late with some sugary frap in his hand, and now heâs storming into his office, insulting him out of nowhere.Â
âActually, nevemind.â Satoru waves a hand to stop him from even answering his question, reminding himself not to get sidetracked right now. âLook, I need your help. I got sent into the future by some curse, and I need to get back.â
Yaga inhales sharply. âWhat are you even talking about?â
âExactly what I just said! Iâm from 2009! Not whatever age I am nowââ
â31.â
Satoru throws up a little in his mouth. âSend me back.âÂ
Yaga lets out a long, disappointed sigh. Itâs always something with Satoru. Always. Having to deal with the younger version of him was a painful reminder that heâs been dealing with his bullshit for well over a decade now. Nothing surprises him anymore. Â
âLet me see if some other windows would be willing to help look through the library. Iâm sure youâll be able to find information on what kind of curse you got hit with.â
âThank you,â Satoru groans, still not very pleased by everyoneâs reactions thus far, but grateful that he can at least get somewhere with Yaga⊠unlike a certain somebody.Â
Hours later, he finds himself at the schoolâs dusty, unkept library. It looks worse than it originally looked before he walked in. Books sprawled everywhere. Research papers were scattered all over the tables and floor. Assistants running around in every direction, more than half of them terrified at the total 180 in Satoruâs attitude.Â
âW-we canât find anything,â Ijichi says, too old to be acting this scared in Satoruâs opinion.Â
He hums, elbows still resting on his knees, not bothering to sit up. âHey, Ijichi?â
Ijichi gulped loudly, managing to annoy the worldâs strongest sorcerer even more. â...Yes?âÂ
âHow are you even more incompetent now than you were before?â
âI tried my best! I swear!â
âWell, itâs not good enoughâ Iâm still here!â he snaps at the nervous wreck of a man. Thank fucking god Ijichi listened to him and just became a window. He sucks at it too, but at least itâs easier for this dumbass to avoid death. âGodâ what the fuck am I supposed to do now?!â
âThis is just one of the libraries, thereâs more! And some in Kyoto too, that weâll have the Kyoto branch check out.â
âDo whatever you need to do. Iâm just letting you know right now that if I'm not back by tomorrow, you better watch the fuck out.â
The threat is followed by complete dead silence, aside from a certain someone's breath catching in horror.
âMe?!â Ijichi squeaks out.
The sorcerer doesnât bother answering that and instead walks away, grumbling something insulting under his breath, just in complete and utter disbelief over how Ijichi truly hasnât changed.Â
â
You figured your husband would eventually come back, so you set some food aside for him, and now youâre sitting at the dinner table, trying not to laugh at the pout on his face as he picks at his dinner with the chopsticks in his hand.Â
âIs the food good?â
âSure.â
âI can warm that up for you, if you want?â you ask, barely trying to hide your amusement.Â
âNo thanks,â he curtly responds before shoving another piece of karaage into his mouth. Heâs known to have a sweet tooth, but chicken karaageâs probably his favorite food, savory wise. You almost want to tell him that heâs allowed to enjoy food even if his day hasnât gone the way he had planned. âIâd appreciate it if you stopped staring.âÂ
Your lips twitch, threatening to break out into a fit of laughter. âRight, sorry.â
âMommyâŠ? Is Daddy home yet?âÂ
Oh great. As if the day couldnât get any worseâ now thereâs a child.
âYeah,â you respond in a tentative tone, shooting Satoru a look that screams âbehave or elseâ, and even though you are currently a stranger to him, it intimidates him enough to behave for the time being.Â
A little girl, no older than 4 years old, walks into the kitchen and Satoruâs eyes nearly bulge out of his head upon seeing his daughter. Itâs pretty obvious sheâs his with her baby blue eyes and stark white hair. Her facial features are entirely yours, though. Itâs strange to see.
âHey⊠kiddoââ he awkwardly says, not really sure how to address the little girl. You clear your throat, mouthing âprincessâ when he looks at you, because your daughter also happens to have her dadâs attitude. âI mean princess.â
Itâs hilarious how unnatural it sounds right now when he was the one who started calling her that the moment you two took her home from the hospital.Â
âYou pomis to wead bedtime stowie,â she starts to poutâ same exact way he does.
âDid I?â He gives the girl a sympathetic look, albeit fake.Â
âYeah,â she frowns as she walks up to you, giving him the worldâs nastiest side eye. âLiar.â
Why is that the one word sheâs able to enunciate correctly? She didnât even stutter.
âYeahâ I was a little busy with work today,â he murmurs, as if she knew what that even meant. With the glare she was giving him, he doubted sheâd even care if he broke down what work and the importance of it was. âMaybe mommy can read to you tonight?â
Sai wasnât having that.Â
Satoru spent the end of his night reading her favorite book to her. Multiple times. He almost asked if it was some form of punishment for not upholding a promise he didnât technically make himself, but decided against it in fear that sheâd make him read it one more time. Sai fell asleep⊠eventually. Despite there being no way to prove it, he knows that the little girl forced herself to stay up out of pure spite.Â
But still, he finds himself smiling as he thinks about his nightmare of a future, not wiping it off quickly enough when you lightly knock on the guest bedroom door.
âHereâs some jammys for the night.â You smile back as you walk up and hand him a pair of sweats and a white t-shirt, both neatly folded up. âFigured you wouldnât want to sleep in your work clothes.â
âOh uhâ thanks.â He clears his throat and forces out a laugh, pushing through the embarrassment of getting caught smiling to himself.Â
Youâre giving him that look again. The one thatâs mixed with amusement and a bit of fondness, where you look like youâre about to start making fun of him, but never do. Satoru would rather die than admit it makes him nervous.Â
âWhat?âÂ
Thereâs a small pause as your smile grows. âDo you like your kid?â
âSheâs weird.â
âYeah, noâ you wouldnât believe who she got that from.â
âFuck off.â A laugh easily slips through his lips this time, unable to stay serious at the thought of her inheriting even just a quarter of the traits he had as a child. Then it grows quiet again as he realizes she probably has the freedom to be a kid.Â
He wants to ask, but you beat him to it with a statement that answered the question he had in mind.Â
âYour duties as her father donât end just because you managed to time travel by the way,â you say playfully, though he knows youâre being dead serious.Â
He can only guess what other horrors that little girl will subject him to for the rest of his time here. To put it simply, sheâs not afraid of Dad.Â
For once, somebody doesnât look at him as a god to fear.Â
â
Itâs been over a month.Â
Ijichi and the rest of the windows are just as useless as they were when they first started trying to find answers. All thatâs changed is that Nanami knows, and doesnât seem to be too thrilled about the fact that he is now involved.
But still, the search for the fix to his predicament continues, turning every library and warehouse upside down. Thatâs all they could really doâ aside from asking the elders for assistance of some sort.Â
Over his dead body.Â
Knowing theyâd most likely do more harm than good, everyoneâs agreed to keep this all a little secret from them.
So all thatâs left to do, or rather forced to do, is to be patient. Itâs hard. Satoru doesnât do patientâ heâs the type to snap his fingers and have a solution magically appear right before his eyes. You can only imagine how difficult itâs been for him to accept that he canât immediately get what he wants right now.
Not to mention the fact that he had to continue working throughout all of this, but that wasnât very surprising.Â
Now, what was surprising was learning that he has his weekends completely to himself. If anything, he assumed heâd just work more as time went on, but no. Turns out he threatened to kill the higher-ups if they didnât let him have that when you two got married.Â
Satoru looks over your body once.Â
Twice.Â
He totally understands his future self.Â
He looks again for a third time, and you just so conveniently turn around, showing off your cute, frilly little apron covered in flour streaks.Â
Itâs Sundayâ youâve been baking sweet treats all morning, and he wishes he had been a little nicer to you. Especially a couple of days ago when he snapped at you.Â
You had found him sitting alone on the balcony, head in his hands from yet another day of failure.Â
âHey⊠any good news?â
âNo,â he said impatiently. âIf there was, I wouldnât fucking be here right now.âÂ
âFair enough.â Your voice took a dip as you looked at the ground, allowing yourself to feel a little hurt for a moment before trying to lift the mood again. âWell⊠me and Sai stopped by your favorite bakery and got you the cookies you like if you wanted someââ
âNoâ no,â Satoru cut you off. âI donât want your fucking cookies. I donât want to do a family movie night where all we watch is Ms. Rachel. I donât want to read some book about a mouse trying to become a fucking painter over and over again. I donât want ANY of it. I want to fucking go homeâ what part about that do you not get?â
You tried to stand as straight as possible despite your shoulders growing heavier, pushing against the small frown threatening to carve itself across your face. You forgot how mean he used to be, at least during that first year of dating him. It only stings more because the man you married would never raise his voice like that, and you remind yourself that this isnât him.
After a long pause, he looked up at you and immediately felt guilt wash over him.
âI didnât mean that,â he tried to meet your eyes as he began to backtrack. âIâm sorry, I justâ fuck. I didnât mean any of thatââ
âItâs fine.â You forced yourself to look at him again and smile. âIâll uh⊠give you some space.â
The one thing about Satoru is that he doesnât apologize. Like ever. So, one could only imagine how painfully awkward it was later that night when he knocked on your bedroom door to say he was sorry. It didnât help that you were in a paper-thin silk slip, skin glistening from the lotion you rubbed all over itâ he spent half his time trying not to stare at your tits. Had you been anyone else, it wouldnât have felt as genuine.Â
But thank fuck he apologized, you probably wouldâve spent all day ignoring him.Â
You raise a brow, and his cheeks start to pink. âWhat are you staring at?âÂ
âNothing, you justââ he awkwardly gestures at your entire body, âthereâs flour all over you.âÂ
It almost sounds like heâs offended by it. He kind of is. You keep your foot on his fucking neckâ he doesnât even know why he came out here.Â
âOh, rightâ 'cause messes have always bothered you,â you lean over the island ever so slightly. The pink on his cheeks darkens as you do, unable to control his eyes from drifting down to your cleavage. And while heâs not exactly ashamed of lookingâ you are his wife after allâ he canât help but be a little flustered.Â
Heâs always had a thing for milfs.
Especially when said milf is talking about messesâ he knows a couple of places he could make a mess on right now.Â
âNah,â he rests his elbows on the marble counter as a playful grin stretches across his face. âThis is nothing compared to how I like it.â Â
You tilt your head, a small laugh escaping you as you rest your chin over your palm, curious to see where this conversation will get you.Â
âHow do you like it?â you ask, as if you didnât already know how filthy and depraved he could get when heâs alone in a room with you.Â
And you fucking miss that.Â
He opens his mouth to respond.Â
Then you hear your daughter whimpering about waking up alone. Itâs nothing new, and you revert back to mom mode as you watch her turn the corner and waddle towards you.Â
Satoru, on the other hand, is not used to this. The slightly bruised laugh he lets out just barely masks his desire to fucking scream. What a fucking cockblockâ no wonder you only have one kid.Â
His kid completely ignores his existence as she wraps herself around your leg, continuing to whimper despite no actual tears streaming down her cheeks. âI had a nightmawh.â
Meanwhile, thereâs Satoru, who has yet to wake up from his very own nightmare. He internally sighs, then attempts to grab her attention because it doesnât feel very good watching her give it all to you. âYou wanna share a muffin with daddy?â
Itâs starting to sound more natural.
âY-yeah,â she sniffles.Â
Minutes later, sheâs sitting on his lap, absolutely demolishing the blueberry muffin they ended up splittingâ a complete 180. He couldnât be mad, even if he tried.Â
His little girl was a dream.Â
â
Month two. Ijichi is still as useless as ever. He stopped complaining to you about him, though. You noticed he doesnât talk about going back to his original timeline all that much anymore.
Itâs not like Satoruâs given up hope, heâs just more present, as if he finally realized that wallowing in self-pity wasnât going to send him back any faster. Heâs unknowingly more like his future selfâ laid back, not a care in the world.Â
Heâs even sleeping in for once. Itâs not that hard though when Saiâs gone for the day. She seemed to care more about getting the hell out of the house with her grandparents than greeting her father a good morning. You didnât push her to, eitherâ figuring Satoru needed the sleep. He always does.Â
Itâs too bad that his phone started blowing up at around 10:00 am. Unfortunately for you, he left his phone in the living room, leaving you to get up and grab it since the master bedroom was the closest room to it. With how thick the walls are, you doubt heâd even hear it.
With a long sigh, you rise from bed, rubbing the sleep off your eyes as you snatch the stupid phone off the coffee table.Â
The snores coming from Satoru reach your ears before you even open the door. You have to hold back a laugh as you walk in and take a look at him. Face down, his long limbs sprawled over the bed, messy white hair sticking out in all directions.Â
You reach out and place a gentle hand on his shoulder, surprised infinity is off.Â
âToru?â He stirs a bit, and you cautiously attempt to wake him up again. âToruâ someoneâs been trying to call you for the past 10 minutes now.â
He lifts his head, eyes still sealed shut as he murmurs, âWho?âÂ
âUhh,â you look at the screen, unsure of who it might be. âYour contact name for them is nerd.âÂ
You know itâs not Ijichi because his contact name is âcourage đ¶â in his phone. Someone else must've annoyed Satoru for him to change yet another contact.Â
Satoru shoves his head back into the pillow and groans before taking the phone off your hands.
Itâs Nanami. He, of all people, should know now is not the time to be blowing up his phone right now because he is fucking sleeping. Itâs a Saturday for fucks sake.Â
Satoru sighs and accepts the call, grumbling into the phone. âWhat?â
Nanami cuts straight to the chase, as he would rather be doing anything else right now.Â
âHow long are you planning on hiding your secret from the higher-ups?â he asks in a clipped tone.Â
Satoru rubs his eyes, too tired to return the same sense of urgency his friend seems to have at the moment. âForever.â
âDonât give me that.â A vein pops up on the side of the usually stoic manâs forehead. âThey asked me about you this morning. They know somethingâs up. I canât keep covering for you if it means my own safetyâs on the line.â
âYou really havenât changed, have you?â Itâs more of a statement than a question.
âWhat the fuck is that supposed to meanââ
âYouâll be fine,â Satoru cuts him off. âTheyâre always up my ass anyway. I doubt theyâre even suspicious. They just donât know how to mind their own fuckinâ business. Seriously. Youâre worrying over nothing right now.â
âI swear to god Gojo, if youââ
âKayâ good night.âÂ
Click.
Nanamiâs probably fuming right now, but heâll get over it. Satoru wanted to enjoy this. Lying in a comfy bed, surrounded by nothing but peace and quiet. He closes his eyes and stretches a bit, then rests his hands behind his head.Â
He wouldâve forgotten that you were still sitting at the edge of the bed had you not lightly cleared your throat. One eye opens to look at you, then closes. The last thing he wants to do is share the reason why Nanami had been blowing up his phone all morning.Â
âJust because you canât see me doesnât mean Iâm not here.â You cross your arms. âWhat was that all about?âÂ
âNothinâ,â he easily says. âJust Nanami being Nanamiâ the guyâs a fuckinâ stickler for no reason.âÂ
âThatâs a little rude, no?â you chastise him.Â
âSo is waking me up.âÂ
âSai wakes you up all the time, though.â
âSaiâs a ball of sunshine,â he says, quickly coming to her defense. âNot a grown man with depressionâ where is she by the way?âÂ
âSheâs spending the afternoon with my parents.âÂ
Both eyes open this time, and stay open. âWhy didnât you go with them?â
âNo way,â you wave a hand. âI need a break, too.âÂ
âYeah, noâ Iâm sure,â he agrees, feeling flustered all the sudden.Â
And Satoru being Satoru, he doesnât do a very good job of hiding it, once again forgetting that you can read him better than anyone else can.
You smile, scooching closer, âYou good there?âÂ
âYeah, mâfine,â he murmurs, trying not to shift around too much.
âI can take care of that, you know.âÂ
âWhat?âÂ
âThat.â You look down at the boner heâs been trying to hide since finding out itâs just you two here.
âThatâs notââ His brain straight up short-circuits. âYou donât think thatâs weird?âÂ
âNo.â You continue to inch forward, getting closer to him. âDo you think itâs weird?â
âNoâ never,â he shakes his head, answering a little too fast. âFuckâ wonât future me get mad?âÂ
âNot at all. The most heâd probably do is make me show him what we did.âÂ
âMake you show him?â he repeats after you in disbelief.Â
âIs that a problem?âÂ
âNo, thatâsâ thatâs fuckinâ hot.âÂ
Minutes later, youâre leaning forward with your hand wrapped around his base, and his breath catches as you start to slowly pump his cock.Â
âFeel good?âÂ
His lids lower as he hums, âyeahâ keep going.â
You lean forward, letting a string of spit fall from your lips to the tip of his cock, letting it mix with the precum that was already beading down from it. The wet sounds of you stroking him begin to grow, making the heat in between your legs start to pool.
âCan I sit on it?â You look up at him, batting your lashes as you innocently ask.Â
âPlease,â he blurts out, just about ready to start begging you to.
Youâd be lying if you said you werenât just as eager as him after all the weeks spent pretending like you donât notice the way he stares at you. Lustfully. The slip youâre wearing happens to be extra short today, so you forego stripping down and practically pounce on him. Your soaked panties grazing over his rock-hard length as you straddle him, letting yourself get comfortable while Satoru grows impatient.Â
His hands find themselves planted on your hips and pull you down. A low groan escapes him as he grinds you against him. âGodâ fuck me. Please.â
âWell, since youâre being so sweetââ
You reach down, hooking a finger into the fabric of your panties, pulling them to the side. Heâs already lining himself up with your entrance, teasing your hole as he runs his tip through your folds, collecting all the slick. His lips part as he watches in awe at how damn wet you are.Â
His head tips back as you lower yourself, groaning and rambling to himself as if you werenât there to hear it all.Â
"Fuck. Youâre so hot.â His words come out strained as he watches you start to take him inch by inch, slowly working yourself open. âSo fuckinâ tight, too.âÂ
âMmmâ forgot how big you are.â Your voice is all soft and breathy from the fullness, nails slowly digging into his abs as you bottom out.
It takes a minute to adjustâ it has been 3 months after all. But then you finally roll your hips, and Satoru almost starts singing praises at how good you are at thatâ  lifting your hips all the way up and throwing them back, taking all of him.Â
"Fuck yeahâ just like that," he breathes, fingers digging into the flesh of your hips. "Feels so fucking good."
You murmur back a measly, âkay,â already dizzy from the stretch. Youâre able to keep up the pace on your own for a bit, until you feel his grip on you tighten and the sounds of skin slapping against his start to grow as he starts to help you out.Â
You wouldnât exactly call it help though, not when he ended up doing all the workâ holding you steady while he practically bounces you on his cock, pulling more and more moans out of you as the head of his cock repeatedly kissed your sweet spot with almost no effort.Â
"You take it so good," he groans, pupils blown wide as he starts to feel himself lose control, snapping his hips up a little harder than the last. He wants more, he always wants moreâ so he pulls you forward and pulls your straps down far enough for your tits to spill out. "Perfect fuckinâ tits. Been thinking about these for weeks."
You let out a surprised gasp as he pops a nipple in his mouth with no warning. You fully believe him with the way he starts sucking and swirling and flicking his tongue over your sensitive bud, all while snapping his hips up harder.Â
He pulls back with a pop, looking up at you for approval. âWas that good?â
âMhm.â Thereâs a fucked out expression on your face as you weakly nod. âHarder.â
âYou want me to fuck you harder?â
âYeah.âÂ
Something in him snaps. Eager to please you, he flips you over and folds you underneath himâ grabbing the back of your knees and pinning them to your chest so he can drive his cock into you deeper.Â
âBetter?â
He drives his hips forward again, knocking the air out of your lungs. âGodâ yes.â
âI canâtâ fuckâ canât believe youâre all mine, canât believe I get to have you,â he starts to ramble as the sounds of him absolutely pounding into you fill the room. âYouâre so fuckinâ perfectâ all of you.âÂ
He crashes his lips into yoursâ the kiss is messy, powered by hunger. Satoruâs always been overwhelming, but itâs been years since itâs been this emotionally intense. He fucks you like he needs you, like heâs been waiting for you all his life.Â
Your walls begin to squeeze and flutter around his cock, pulling another groan out of him. âYou close?â
âYeah,â you whine, feeling the pressure begin to coil. âKeep going.â
Heâs close too, you can tell by how sloppy his thrusts have grown, no longer trying to control himself as he starts chasing after both of your releases. He shoves his face into the crook of your neck and fucks you faster, harderâ balls slapping against your ass with each lewd wet squelch.Â
Your orgasm hits you hard after one particularly rough thrust. Scratching at his back as a cry tears through you, and it only goes straight to his dick, not even realizing just how overstimulated you are from the way he drills into you.Â
âFuck.â Itâs just one word that comes out of his mouth after realizing how hard heâs about to fucking cum. He bites into your shoulder as his balls start to tighten, squeezing his eyes shut as he braces himself.Â
When it happens, itâs a lot. He shoves himself deep inside of you, unaware of all the weight he puts on you as hot spurts of cum begin to flood your walls. Slowly grinding against you, letting your tight pussy milk the rest of him.Â
Youâre wrecked by the end of it. You both areâ lids tired and heavy, bodies sore and out of breath.
And in the end, you just let yourself fall asleep, unaware of the soft kiss pressed against your temple as he watched you.
â
Itâs month three, and Satoru doesnât want to go back.Â
What was the point? Itâs not like he had anyone or anything to go back to. Jujutsu Society never crumbled from him getting shot into the future. Would it really be that bad if he just never went back and continued on with his life from here?
He hasnât uttered a word about it out loud, but the way he completely stopped asking Yaga and Ijichi for updates was telling of where he was at mentally. Â
Acceptance.Â
He likes his life here.Â
Youâve come to your own conclusion after these last three months.
No wonder why he was so hot and cold when you were trying to get to know him. Satoru got a little taste of genuine comfort, only for it to be ripped away from him sometime before you two actually met. It explains all the times you wondered why he even tried with you, despite being too emotionally inept to even be in a relationship. He probably went through the beginning of your relationship thinking you could disappear at any second.Â
With that being said, he canât stay here. As much as youâd love to continue being the source of comfort for this version of Satoru, he needs to experience the last year he spent alone before meeting you. He needs to feel cautious around you. He needs to try and fail at opening up a handful of times before getting comfortable with the idea of truly being vulnerable with a person. Getting over that element of fear he had towards getting close to others is what made him a husband and fatherâ he couldnât just skip that part of his life.Â
You have no idea how youâre going to tell him that, though. Youâre not one to kick a sick puppy, especially one as cute as him. Heâs so happy here with you and Sai that the thought of doing so makes your chest ache.Â
Heâs having a tea party with Sai right now, limbs way too long to sit in the little stool she pulled up for him to sit in. He drinks imaginary tea from the plastic pink cup she hands him, and your chest aches some more. You force yourself to look away before the tears start.Â
Youâd do the next 11 years all over again if you could.
âHey, Honey?â Satoru calls out to you.
Thereâs a pause before you whip your head aroundâ itâs been months since heâs called you that. Thereâs nothing but warmth and fondness in his eyes as his gaze meets yours. âWhy is Nanamiâs number saved under ânerdâ in my phone?â
Heâs back.
âI donât know,â you laugh, despite the tear falling down your cheek. âYou tell me.â
â
Satoru didnât want to believe it when everything around him went dark once again. Itâs not until his feet touch the ground with a soft thud and he finds himself back in his messy, cold dorm when reality slapped him across the face.
Something between a sob and a gut-wrenching scream rips from his throat. Grabbing the round shades he had hoped heâd never have to fucking wear again, he rips them off his face and sends it crashing into the wall, breaking into a hundred little pieces. He doesnât stop. Doesnât give himself a chance to even breathe or think before raising his hand and releasing a purple orb with just a flick of his fingers.Â
Impulsive. Reckless. Deadly.Â
Satoru was fucking devastated.Â
Nobody knew what triggered him that night. All they knew was that the east wing of the school looked like it had been hit by an asteroid by the time he calmed down. He didnât speak to anyone for a good two weeks following the incident. Everyone wants to think he was lucky the explosion didnât have any casualties, but then they remembered who he was: Satoru fucking Gojo.Â
Godâs donât get punished, nor do natural disastersâ itâs hard to tell which one he was at this point.Â
One Year Later
âIf itâs that small of a curse, why are you sending me there?â Satoru continues to argue with one of the new managers over the phone.Â
It wasnât that small of a curse. It was a grade one. But still, given the sorcererâs title as a special grade, he was overqualified for the job.Â
âIâm sorry, we just donât have anyone available to take on the case at the moment.â The young woman continues to apologize over the phone. âI think we might have a grade 3 available for the job. I- I can checkââ
âSave it.â Satoru cuts her off. He wasnât that heartless to push the case off to some 15 year old. Thatâs exactly how Haibara died. âSend me the address.âÂ
The mission was nothing short of an inconvenience for him. He liked a challenge when exorcising curses, and the damn thing didnât even put up a fucking fight. He traveled 2 hours to get here just for that? Unbelievable.Â
He wasnât ready to leave and sit on a train for another 2 hours just yet, so he decided to walk around the town for a bit.Â
It was a cute place, a little quiet. Kinda boring. Thatâs never a bad thing, though. Lots of mom and pop shops, a few coffee shops scattered around, one of which he decided to try. A little sugarâs always good, at least to him.Â
The smell of vanilla and roasted coffee beans hit him as he walked into the place. There was a decent amount of customers inside. Not too much to feel crowded, but enough to stay busy. He keeps his eyes on the menu the entire time. The line moves fast, and he figures out what he wants just in time.Â
âAnd what can I get started for you today?â
His eyes are still on the screen, reading the item off the menu.
âCan I get a white chocolate mocha frappuccino, with an extra pump ofâŠâ his words die out, and his eyes widen as he finally looks at the girl taking his order. âHey.â
âHi.â You laugh at the way this stranger loses his train of thought. âExtra pump of white chocolate syrup?â
âYeah.â He exhales, unable to rip his eye off you as you write the words down on the plastic cup with a sharpie.Â
âName for the order?â
âGoâ Satoru,â he corrects himself. âItâs Satoru.â
Heâs a little awkward, but you still find him quite charming and smile. âAlright, Satoru. Your order should be ready in about 10 minutes.â
âAwesome. Thanks,â he nods rather pathetically, then goes to sit in an empty corner of the shop with only one thought in mind:Â
He has 10 minutes to come up with what to say to get your number.Â
thinking about sitting down in bed in front of bf!yuji, legs crossed, and cupping his face and kissing his cheeks his nose his forehead his temples his lips and just his entire face because heâs been so strong and heâs been holding it all in and the boy just needs some love and affection from someone death hasnât and wonât take away from him oh how i love him
fluff - baby!gumi hitting dad!toji because of his loud snoring
it starts with a snort.
then a snore.
then a series of snorts that sound like a pig gargling marbles through a megaphone.
you blink drowsily at the ceiling.
on the other side of the bed, toji is dead asleep. flat on his back. arms splayed like a crimecene victim in criminal minds. mouth wide open. snoring like his soul is trying to escape through his nose.
in between the two of you, your squishy toddler is wide awake.
megumi is sitting up in his frog footie pajamas, blinking solemnly in the dark like a tiny owl. he has been very patient.
until now.
âbaby,â you whisper, âitâs okay. daddyâs just sleeping loud.â
megumi looks at you. then back at toji.
another snore rips through the room like a pig rooting around for food.
megumi frowns.
and then, with the unflinching judgement of someone who has had enough-
he raises one tiny hand⊠and slaps toji directly in the face.
SMACK.
you gasp.
toji jerks awake instantly, arms flailing like heâs under attack. âTHE FUCK-â
megumi blinks.
toji blinks.
you are about to pass out, trying hard not to laugh.
âhe hit me,â toji says blankly, rubbing his cheek. âthe gremlin actually hit me.â
âyou were snoring too loud,â you whisper, tears forming from suppressed giggles.
megumi just stares at toji. expression deadpan. fists clenched together like heâs about to summon mahoraga.
he says absolutely nothing.
toji squints at him. âwhatâre you, the snore police?â
megumi blinks again.
snorts.
toji throws his head back against the pillow. âfuckinâ hell. my own kidâs got hands.â
âmaybe donât sound like a dying chainsaw, then.â
âiâve been working all day. iâm exhausted. i have sinus issues. itâs a medical condition.â
âexcuses, fushiguro.â
megumi crawls over to your side and curls against your chest like a sleepy burrito with his little thumb in his mouth.
his tiny eyebrows furrowed, like heâs judging both of you. (he is).
you kiss megumiâs hair. âgo to sleep, baby. weâll ignore daddyâs noisy nose problems.â
ârude.â
five minutes pass.
toji starts snoring again.
megumi lifts his head.
you grab his tiny hand midair before he smacks toji again.
âno more violence, please.â
megumi grunts.
you swear it sounds like âtsk.â
based on this request
A/N: that video of the baby doing it made me laugh so hard it was hilarious.