I know no words.

not a porn blog

[the-memedaddy]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

why did they censor dril

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i can hear his muffled screaming

[unclefather]

BELIEVE me when i tell you, Fajitas 

[thebestoftumbling]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

[tinderventure]

God bless America 🇺🇸

[unclefather]

McDonald’s: I wish you weren’t here what the fuck do you want?

Chick-fil-A: we will literally come over there and suck your dick

[slightmood]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[darkrai10]

[eye-know]

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[fuks]

she’s back

[art-deep]

[10knotes]

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

[221cbakerstreet]

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[britishpike]

“how cool are you?” “I don’t like to brag but-”

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[descentts]