All cattle are queer

Soon I will hold a doctorate in cows but I will not be a doctor of cows

[wizzard890]

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

[dirtbrunch]

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

[dirtbrunch]

This one

[armadyleans]

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[papasmoke]

Ancestry.com says I come from a long line of drunken village oafs

[electricpurrs]

i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

[closet-keys]

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

[fruitypies]

Oh mein gott! Zis hellsite is full of rebloggenposten

[thedogeveryonehates]

what the

[goodnightguys]

shrimb.

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

This meeting could’ve been a prog rock concept album

[mtndewpitchblack]

i feel like we should stop making jokes about sex. not because im a prude- i DO fuck, frequently- but because at this point there's only so many times you can say penis before it just goes in one ear and out the other

[mtndewpitchblack]

haha lol

[a-maiz-ing]

Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image

[hxh]

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[teawiththespleen]

god i fucking love venn diagrams 

[wizardpotions]

I love getting in the way of cars as a pedestrian, what are you gonna do? Vehicularly manslaughter me?

[wizardpotions]

[wizardpotions]

Car drivers in the notes getting so mad they're not just allowed to kill people who minorly inconvenience them actually.

[evalkyrie]

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

[evalkyrie]

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

[figdays]

Blue delft teacup figurine with dog and cat // TessysTreasureTrunk

[artist-freud]

Triple Portrait, 1987, Lucian Freud

Medium: oil,canvas

[vintagenatgeographic]

Abandoned house keeps company with dairy cattle in Penobscot County, Maine

National Geographic | June 1977