before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time
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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time
That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah
This one
i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.
i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him
anyway im into petplay now
Ancestry.com says I come from a long line of drunken village oafs
i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil
...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-
Oh mein gott! Zis hellsite is full of rebloggenposten
what the
shrimb.
This meeting could’ve been a prog rock concept album
i feel like we should stop making jokes about sex. not because im a prude- i DO fuck, frequently- but because at this point there's only so many times you can say penis before it just goes in one ear and out the other
haha lol
Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image
god i fucking love venn diagrams
I love getting in the way of cars as a pedestrian, what are you gonna do? Vehicularly manslaughter me?
Car drivers in the notes getting so mad they're not just allowed to kill people who minorly inconvenience them actually.
I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it
I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works
Blue delft teacup figurine with dog and cat // TessysTreasureTrunk
Triple Portrait, 1987, Lucian Freud
Medium: oil,canvas
Abandoned house keeps company with dairy cattle in Penobscot County, Maine
National Geographic | June 1977