Sans Malice

Brandon | 27 | he | cis | gay | Mexican

[b2lg]

I shaved my beard again

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[capacity2]

Omg

[voiceofaboud]

SURVIVAL IN GAZA IS A MIRACLE

I HOPE TO STAY ALIVE

[voiceofaboud]

If I die, my family will die after me. I am the only provider for them despite my injuries.

[voiceofaboud]

$390 raised out of $850 for my little sister’s surgery. Sadly, her operation was postponed until tomorrow because we could not collect the full amount.

[voiceofaboud]

Please leave even a small part of your salary… maybe your donation will help save her life.

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[voiceofaboud]

Last donation 14 hours ago!!

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[satanfemme]

❗️New MyChart Message

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One New Message:

💬 Hi. I'm mad at you.

[grrlmusic]

DAZED

[segamascott]

[bi-astolfo]

Yes, investigation claimed at least 1,200 detainees 'dropped off the grid' from 'Alligator Alcatraz'

The claim is not new — the Miami Herald published its findings in summer 2025.

[standwithdaanes]

source for the congresswoman thing as well, because i hadn't heard about that:

Rep. LaMonica McIver Faces 17 Years in Prison Over ICE Jail Inspection

The Trump administration has repeatedly attempted to restrict or thwart congressmembers’ access to ICE jails.

[cock-holliday]

https://archive.is/20260404100138/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/politics/lamonica-mciver-immigration-congress-trump.html

A non-paywall version of an April update about how her shit dem colleagues are failing to stand with her

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[rosplosion]

About 6 months ago my partner was Tracking all the Unlisted Flights Out of the US. He had to stop because it was driving him actually mad.

[b2lg]

[segamascott]

[lobbycards]

The Brood, British lobby (front of the house) card. British theatrical release 1980

[xanaxfarts]

1001 Nights (1998) Art: Yoshitaka Amano

[zoesupreme]

[heavenlysix]

GIMME THAT GIMME THAT GIMME THAT GIMME THAT GIMME THAT GIMME THAT ICE CREAM

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[uptownthots]

I WANNA HAVE STRAIGHT SEXXXXXXXX AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE

[despazito]

[nevver]

The Dawn Patrol, Kevin Cooley