absolutely shameless bakugou stan

you can call me Shield! (she/her) i’ve never actually done any writing before so pls forgive me if it’s bad lol

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favorite x reader lines in fanfics I’ve read over the years (from memory, could be wrong)

X bakugou

(Reader going off about how he should be with Ochako bc she makes so much more sense for him) B: “idiot. Whose apartment am I standing in right now?”

x Kaiba

“Your crazy husband just landed a jet on my boat!!! He could’ve sunk us!”

x Teddy Lobo

Reader: “I-i thought you were gonna tease me.” Teddy, god bless him, nearly growled. “Later.”

x hazbin Lucifer

Reader: “What makes you think this will work?” L: “because I am very good at this.” (you can guess the context)

also x hazbin Lucifer

Adam: “Lucifer. Why am I not surprised to see you with another one of my wives.”

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look at Katsuki wearing his pants in the proper place with his belt :’)

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this picture has me foaming at the mouth and thinking fondly of a self indulgent ben thing I’m writing but will never post:

“How long would you say these tattoos will last,” turning your head back towards the hair and makeup tech, “and like, what if he was doing something… strenuous? Would he sweat these off?”

“You need to be muzzled.”

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Ben Schwartz standom failed me— I’d never seen a single clip of Jean Ralphio from this episode and he is SO. bruh the jacket. the low voice he uses for Jean Ralphio is seducing me

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bro i am suffering over the gojo leaks. At least katsuki is coming back eventually lol

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always on a first name basis with my fav anime characters

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i am foaming at the mouth over a line in an x reader fic I read last night

It was for Teddy Lobo from Renfield (don’t judge me— ben schwartz is 6’0 and i have a thing for italian and/or jewish men and he is INSANELY my type in Renfield— pathetic, but putting up a front of toughness (only applies to real life men)), it was called “Offer” on AO3 by stopmysinfulhand

reader: “I-I thought you were going to tease me”

Teddy Lobo, god bless him, actually growled. “Later.”

OHHHHHH MY GODDD incredible love it 10/10

[captainkamui]

He is still unbelievably hot 

I drew this like a year ago and never knew where to post it so I guess I’ll dump my filth here

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more scenarios based on real life experiences

(Hanging out with my ex at a bar)

(chatting with someone we both went to school with)

me: “Wow, (schoolmate), you’re so tall, how tall are you?”

schoolmate: “(bashful) oh I dunno, maybe like 6’4?”

ex: (scoffing and rolling his eyes at me for flirting with him)

[deathgasmic]

i mean yeah, we’re just friends, but i would still grind against your bulge until you got tired of me teasing you and decided to pin me down and use my holes

[acecroft]

Leon S. Kennedy in RESIDENT EVIL 4 Remake

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inspired by a dream about an ex i shouldn’t be dreaming about:

y/n: (after seeing a big spider on the wall) “kill it!!”

him: “why me?”

y/n: “what else do you have all those big muscles for?”

(he laughs at you, leaning over to place his palm on the back of your head, pulling you towards him to give you 3 quick kisses on the forehead)

him: “Okay fine.”

[sktachi]

Here’s another s**t post. Kaiba is illiterate when it comes to sweets. Change my mind. I think he’d have a sweet tooth but like not know it. Yet.

[mikumylove]

Kaiba reading fanfics: I'm not impressed. Your "writing" is nothing more than the empty scribbles of a child. Go! Obelisk! Obliterate their life points

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Him: “… hah.”

Me: (looks up at him) “Hm?”

Him: “it’s funny to think about… I never would’ve imagined… back in high school physics class, that a few years later… you’d be here—“

Me: (POP) “please don’t talk about high school while your cock is in my mouth.”

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i drew this on procreate

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x reader fanfics where reader meets seto kaiba at coffee shop: unrealistic, Seto hates being around people and has way too much money to be ordering his own coffee

now x reader with satoru gojo: absolutely. Gojo goes into coffee shops just to order the biggest nastiest frappucino to flirt with baristas and be a whore