...Ultimate cuteness does not come without a cost, you see. Cuteness is the source of many things. Good, bad, neither matter truly to cuteness. It has no moral code, it lacks the strict boundary of law and the hungering destruction of chaos. It is a force of neutrality, and yet infinite capability. You see, the only way to forge a new future is to harness this cuteness. Everyone is able to recognize cuteness in one way or another, even animals feel such fondness. There is something, somehow, that makes something inherently "cute." That's what I've been looking for all this time. Ultimate cuteness... an idea given form. This machine- this ENTIRE FACILITY! It has been made for a singular purpose. To reify the concept most think intangible. Only through TRUE CUTENESS will the world be saved, only through ME, the ARBITER of this NEW ENERGY. I will harness cuteness, hijacking the minds of millions- nay, BILLIONS! All will bow to their knee before me, and I will FIX this ROTTEN WORLD! You see, not only is the potential of cuteness energy going to solve every power crisis you could possibly think of, but I will TAKE what I have STRIVED FOR ALL THESE YEARS, and I will MAKE MYSELF ANEW in the image of PURE. ULTIMATE. CUTENESS! A cuteness SINGULARITY, the power of a BLACK HOLE turned PASTEL PINK. Don't you see..? This is the only way it can end. The world, under me, in complete subservience to my adorable visage. Consider yourself lucky, you will be the first to bear witness to my final form. Watch, as I become THE CUTENESS ULTIMATUM OMEGA! Stare upon me and tremble with love. I WILL sacrifice my soul upon this mechanical altar. This ends, NOW.
