"It smells like if you imagined you boiled a rose"

[slimetony]

The instruction bus came and walked me through everything and now i understand

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[shortshortking]

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[hungwy]

The dream doesn't let him taste or smell very much so he was really excited when you showed up!

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

[sqweegee]

who’s got the tweet that goes like “skinny people will never know the joy of hitting this neutral pose” and it’s a drawing of a guy going like this

[sqweegee]

FOUND IT

[outofcontextgarf]

[depsidase]

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[cryptotheism]

Drawing Hornet with bug tits out: Pedestrian

Drawing Hornet in timbs and an a yankee cap: Wise

[origulator]

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

[wayneradiotv]

I hope you grew nice and laarge

[hotvampireadjacent]

[flowergirlmiwa]

this unwise potion got me feeling unwise

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[teamwaffle-o]