Typical

[thenatsdorf]

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When you’re the only one that doesn’t get the joke.

[wvnderlst]

[deletingmyself]

[frikiskrew]

Wait for it

[the-darkest-of-souls]

Top ten anime betrayals of all time

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I literally laugh every time.

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[hahrry-deactivated20180201]

me: *forgets to take my meds*

carrie fisher’s holy ghost:

[hewwocopter]

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[intimatehoneys]

[kingrudegyalchina]

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

[riessene]

marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy

wheres his movie???

[signsoflifeonmars]

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[twitterlols]

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[kid-khidr-deactivated20201030]

reflections from an underwater wave