Gadzooks.

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[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[heyhosers]

*Hotline Bling plays in sync with the bird dancing*

[sizvideos]

[mostpeachy]

I am tired and I want to hold hands

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I’d get dressed an hour early just to sit in the room n watch my girlfriend get ready n listen to her tell me how she does her eyebrows

[babbiespanch]

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

[has-lee-pace-noticed-us-yet]

Day 977

Lee Pace has not noticed us yet.

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

When grass starts growing on the lawnmower…

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[brianharoldbae]

*showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*

[yard-sales]

[blackgirlsvevo]

[labors]

im alive out of spite

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

*does my makeup as therapy*

[gaycarlos-deactivated20240412]

Why does my AP psych textbook sound like a fuckinf Tumblr shit post

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[optimysticals]

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

[morbidology]

A gun which consists of a brass knuckle and also a knife, 1939.

[tastyhumanburgers]

you fuckers don’t know about my punch stab gun