brynne

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[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Hermaeus Mora and that's why I'm trapped in Apocrypha for all eternity

[yourhighness6]

This queen really conquered Ba Sing Se like that

[rosaries-and-thorns]

You wake up to an empty bed one morning after a very eventful night prior. You’re covered in hickeys, sore between the legs, and doubtlessly your hips are going to hurt by evening. Confused and dismayed you text Simon, who doesn’t answer. His hoodie, mask, and phone are all gone. For a desperate moment you think he’s been called on assignment, or even worse: left entirely.

When he finally comes home a few hours later, you demand to know where he’s been. Wordlessly, he pulls his shirt over his head and points to a new tattoo on his shoulder:

A perfect imprint of your teeth.

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING TAMRIEL

[theealbatross]

ominis: put a finger down if you were nice to a girl to use them for your own gain then played yourself, caught feelings, and is now horrendously obsessed with them that you got sick because they chose Amit Thakkar for one charms project

sebastian, on his last finger: i don't like this game

[earthsparked]

I’m pretty sure mechs would think gardening is some kind of organic black magic.

What, you think my subspace is weird? That’s just math and engineering! But you put that tiny speck in dirt and now it’s become something completely different? It’s green and there’s flowers and it’s going to make something you can EAT?? You literally created your own fuel from practically nothing. And humans don’t think that’s weird?!?!

Cornfields make them uneasy. Even Optimus locks his doors when he’s driving you somewhere through the Midwest. You hear a chumpfk of the locks engaging and you’re like

hey big guy, everything okay?

And he’s just,

There is so much of it, and it registers strangely on my sensors. The way it moves is…unsettling. Why do humans grow this in such quantities?

You think for a second and tell him, very seriously,

To appease the corn god.

(You make a habit of eating popcorn around him as much as possible after that)

[scleraphone]

breaking the cycle

[vnekey]

Dick and Damian at the zoo feeding giraffes

Prompt by @acetypeface via @dcforgaza

[thecurlysub420]

*opens tumblr*

*rummages around like I’m in the fridge*

*closes tumblr*

…*opens tumblr*

[simonz-mama-deactivated20260504]

ex!bf ghost type shit

also angels i was jus concussed 😭

gon take a while to answer requests, ears are still ringing right now so bare wi meeee im sorry lovessss

[bl00dalchemist]

He will warm up to you eventually.

[quackysprouts]

ares slays his daughter’s rapist

[secret-smut-sideblog]

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

[misstoodles-doodles]

Patching Up & Post-Mission Debrief (AU)

AKA a 3 character sketch that got way WAY out of hand.

Close ups:

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Jesse: It's illegal to look better than me.

Kix: I guess we're all going to jail then.

[vita-divata]

Commission for @gammatreis ❤️🖤

[stargildedskies]

Missionary with your fav military man, but his dog tags keep tapping you in the face, causing you to giggle. He scoffs and nips at you playfully before taking the chain in his teeth and thrusting even harder, fucking you up the bed in punishment