𝔇𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔰 𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔰

I'm Lyria! A coffee-addicted writer, scientist, gamer, and Gothic horror fan. 21+. DILF enthusiast and lover of evil men.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[tea-and-hockey]

Lindsey Graham is dead…

not the one I was hoping for but I’ll take what I can get!

HIT IT JOE

[talentlesshuman]

[🍒] Cherry Miku!

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[belldandies]

[chaoticconstellation]

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.

Edit: Here is a Master List of all the recipes I have been able to remember thus far; I will be updating it as I am able!

[graphicdesignevident]

⚠️‼️ Flash warning!!!

[yurippe]

[larkspurhoney]

Men who take off your shoes, carefully peel your sheer tights to massage and kiss the arch of your foot before resting your legs on their shoulder and burying their face on your pussy vs. Men who toss you face down, ass up, and tear up a hole in your tights so they can eat you out from the back through it

[belldandies]

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[hyenapup-aphros]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[bene-enne]

@callmemackleless

[greelin]

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[pearlfoam]

think about your wedding night with your husband who uses his tie he wore for the big day to bind your wrists together and then proceeds to absolutely ravish you

[stargildedskies]

Hey blizzard since we have midsommar freja does that mean the next emre skin is…. Bear themed?

[mydiluc]

your vampire lover feeding from your inner thigh while his thumb gently rubs little half moons and stars over your clit ❤︎