im batman

hello. any pronouns. feel free to reach out but don’t be weird about it.

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[traderyo]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[dogpuppy]

[watsername]

shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[qabby]

girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty

[sexchangedotcom]

not enough people are fond of things nowadays. reblog if you're a true fondler

[thomasmomwell]

[inkwhelp]

people who are gay: yeah i’m gay

people who are straight: yeah i’m straight

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me