royal rat vanguard

great big you + little old me, 23, they she

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[xalatath]

I wanna fuck you like a centipede

Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

[interested-individual]

[slaterinc]

Snoopy belt buckle

[beesmygod]

remembered this. "do they bite each other's hands" is something i say a surprising amount

[ovur]

Perverted gf that gets turned on by you #sex

[lovealwaysandforevermore]

Only you.

[ovur]

Thank you

[dogpuppy]

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[comment-tube]

[junglejim4322]

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

[clueless1995]

[segamascott]

grab somebody sexy tell them sorry

[crimewave420]

they dont want to see me jumpin

[iamoutofideas]

whats the situation on hopping?

[crimewave420]

[thwrangis]

im pickling shit you aint even jarred yet