cutie pie

drown me with kisses and pretty flowers

[ask-me-what-my-sideblog-is]

Never has a single tweet so accurately depicted the state of our society..

[rihennvs]

[silvamonet]

[fonzworthcutlass]

same

[blvckivycarter]

[humorking]

“beyase” i scream every time

[boredpanda]

[shvtd0wn]

Same.

[ja-ll]

me and jam AF

[heyfunniest]

[gnarly]

is anyone gonna question why theres a shoe on his head

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[paragonofeclecticity]

me watching all this unfold

[dundermifflingifs]

[teamgeekminaj]

[seedy]

[waffleaddict69]

This was the show letting us know not to trust the donut guy

[trashybooksforladies]

Uzo Aduba auditions for Piper Chapman [x]

[baby-gxrl]

mom: what time did you get out of bed

me: physically or emotionally

[jstorofficial]

im…

[ihaveagf-deactivated20170313]

me

[hydrogencellophane]

What the fuck is this shit

[reallyabitch]

this is more embarrassing than the time i was sick in my moms bed wearing a robe and shit myself and i had to yell for her to come help me but she had friends over so she told me to come out to meet her and i said i couldn’t so she finally came to help me and she pulled me and my shit robe out of the bed to maintain minimum mess and when she went back out all her friends asked what happened and she told them

[trainedchimpanzee]

if you only have time for one video, make it this one

[pardonmewhileipanic]

wtf did i just watch

[spacevixenmusic]

[archiesqueermysteries]

It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not.

[i-want-what-hes-smoking]

What battle line nobody likes candy corn

[darklingkitten]

fuck you candy corn is delicious

[justice-reigns]

and so the lines are drawn

[its-kit-i-guess]

When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season