cassidy

whimsy extraordinaire not that you would know anything about that 🖕

[babyangeldog]

Also "cassidy is speaking" is the tag fr all my hot takes btw

@earthangelcassidy for a curated experience

[kiiraes]

[hiveswap]

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

[shadovvheart]

i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

[aropride]

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

[schmata]

I know what it means to be friends. Friends is when you’re 2 horsies lying down with your necks together and your legs stuck out

[schmata]

friends is this ^

[pearwolf]

i want to do things because i like to do them

[pearwolf]

i want to have fun

[pearwolf]

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[depsidase]

[byjove]

me. I’m the friend. not literally but I’ve been in a similar situation where I did not voice my opinion. that description is such a succinct takedown I’m not sure you can be angry.

and it was after a gaming convention, oh my god.

it really sucks when you meet your friend’s new talking stage or boyfriend and he brings absolutely nothing to the table and you candidly attempt to inform your friend of several years that he is leagues below them, not worth their time and a total nothingburger of a human being and they’re like “Nooooo but I love my highly unhygienic and conventionally unattractive boyfriend of two weeks, you’re just being shallow!” when you have to base your opinions solely off his appearance and grooming habits because he has no personality whatsoever and there is nothing going on inside his greasy little skull.

they’ll be like “But he makes me happy!” when he really doesn’t and he is a wet blanket of a human being and the relationship will end in misery. it is better to hold your tongue than give your accurate assessment of your friend’s new loser boyfriend and lose the friend.

meeting your friend’s new partner is like an elaborate trap 65% of the time. I know I dogged on boyfriends in this post but I have been introduced to some terrible girlfriends too. sorry for the rant, this is such a common scenario that I felt called to speak on it. stop subjecting your friends to your partners and being angry when they give you an honest opinion.

and don’t start on me with that lookism bullshit, if you’re my friend’s talking stage, the least you can do is be slightly pleasant to look at and smell nice for her. I’m a hater.

[despazito]

[depsidase]

[bloodclotbitch]

[depsidase]