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@babyclarington
prank, get tanked, shank: Flitwick, Haywood, Clarington
Prank: Flitwick
Get tanked: Robbie, of course
Shank: Haywood (sorry professor!)
gryffindor-professor:
[PM] Are you wanting to be scarred for life? There’s a reason I stick with brown liquor.
PM: If it’s for my birthday I’m going to need you to live a little.
on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable would you be stuck in a submarine sans magic?
I’d be fine. I’d just figure out how to get the submarine back to the surface, no problemo. It can’t possibly be that difficult.
raven-dittanypierce:
I guess it depends what you consider hot. I mean, SF is pretty much 15-20 with sun and a breeze year round, y’know? It’s when you leave the Bay that suddenly you start dying of 37 degree heat. So, y’know– just never leave.
Aw, that sounds awesome. I totally support you and Chip’s happiness. There are, actually, but I don’t think they usually adopt them out afterwards. You ever seen Finding Dory? I think those dudes would probably be a good example of rescued critters. Hm, I never thought about that– maybe there should be more bats everywhere. I wonder if mosquitoes started the conspiracy theory that bats carry rabies…
If it ever gets above 20, I demand to be thrown into the ocean with the sharks. I’d rather be eaten than spend a prolonged time in the heat.
Well maybe I can convince them that I would be a good sea lion mother. Chip needs me. I did see it. It was great! You know what? That makes a scary amount of sense. Justice for the bats.
prank, get tanked, shank: Flitwick, Haywood, Clarington
Prank: Flitwick
Get tanked: Robbie, of course
Shank: Haywood (sorry professor!)
gryffindor-professor:
[PM] You do that, Addy.
Whiskey, mostly; scotch, bourbon. Brown liquors are where I like to stay.
PM: Pleaaaaase drink tequila with me?
on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable would you be stuck in a submarine sans magic?
I’d be fine. I’d just figure out how to get the submarine back to the surface, no problemo. It can’t possibly be that difficult.
raven-dittanypierce:
Only parts of it, and not usually the same parts often– there’s a lotta California. The city’s pretty much safe, except for earthquakes, but that’s basically like a carnival ride in real life. But I mean, the magical community protects its own pretty well.
Sea lions are the best– they’re hilarious. I would totally support you having one as a pet. I mean, I’m sure they are, but I bet it’d be okay if you just had one– there’s a bunch of them, after all.
That’s reassuring. Yeah, I suppose magic mitigates most of the risks. But still, the constant hot weather might kill me if I’m being honest.
I’m going to find Chip and bring him home then. Are there sea lion rescues in California? Ugh, they’re the worst. I trust bats because they eat them and save the rest of us from even more of them.
seekerskeeter:
Eh, I’ll take what I can get. It’s not all that bad. I mean it could be worse. And yeah McGonagall is quite fun around Christmas! Where do you even skate?
Yeah, you could have no Christmas at all but that bar is so low. You need a real Christmas. If things weren’t so high alert at the moment, I’d invite you to ours. The lake when it freezes over, of course.
PM] Right. I'm not here to apologise. I still stand by my corner as I'm sure you do yours. I just wanna draw a line under all this mess now and I hope that you do too. We both have friendships that cross and I don't wanna lose any of mine while I don't wanna jeopardise any of yours. You don't have to talk to me but I'm gonna be civil if I see you because I don't agree with ignoring someone. I'm open to improving our situation, you know where I am if you want to do that. Alright, peace, I'm out.
PM: I don’t want to mess with any friendships either. That’s not what any of this was ever about. I appreciate you reaching out though. Good luck with the next game.
prank, get tanked, shank: Flitwick, Haywood, Clarington
Prank: Flitwick
Get tanked: Robbie, of course
Shank: Haywood (sorry professor!)
[PM] For your birthday for sure, kid.
PM: I’m holding you to that, Robert.
What’s your alcohol of choice?
seekerskeeter:
I’ve never been ice skating, I’m afraid I’ll just fall on my face. Christmas isn’t bad, although I’ve only really had it in the castle and you learn pretty quickly then that Santa doesn’t actually exist and McGonagall just has a big heart. I suppose she is like the female Father Christmas, no wait, Mother Christmas!
What? No way, Skeeter. You deserve a proper Christmas, thank you. But I /knew/ she had a soft side behind all that firmness. And you need to come skating. Once you get the hang of it, it’s so fun. And falling’s just a part of it.
[Text] So, holiday shindig before you head out? I now have serious kitchen access, so I can make some special treats :)
Text: Um yes! I’m so in. And congrats on your fancy-shmancy new club.
prank, get tanked, shank: Flitwick, Haywood, Clarington
Prank: Flitwick
Get tanked: Robbie, of course
Shank: Haywood (sorry professor!)
professor-stjames:
Exactly. Maybe we should try it here with you lot. See if the smell of sea salt or something will wake you up and get you ready for the day. You’re all lifeless before eleven o’clock. And yes, I think you’re right. We’re definitely not crazy.
Listen...it’s cruel to expect us to be awake before 10 am. Take up our sleepiness with whoever decides class times. Although...I guess if we were crazy, we wouldn’t know it.
on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable would you be stuck in a submarine sans magic?
I’d be fine. I’d just figure out how to get the submarine back to the surface, no problemo. It can’t possibly be that difficult.
raven-dittanypierce:
Exactly– I’m not that big. It should be easy. Not really– it’s cool year round, y’know? I mean, maybe in some of the parks, but by the Pier? No way. See? This is exactly why Hogwarts should be located in Cali and not Britville. Things are just better.
Yeah, sharks are ookie. I totally feel for the sea lions– they’re in primo eating space. I tried to get Glum to catch bugs once, but he didn’t really take to it. Apparently they are disliked by the entire animal kingdom; not just people.
Is California like...on fire half the time though? That sounds worse. Luckily we can like augamenti if there’s a drought but still.
Sea lions are so cute. If I could adopt one I would. I’d name it Chip like the little teacup in Beauty and the Beast. I’ve heard theyre apparently vital to the ecosystem though, unfortunately.
professor-stjames:
I think it would be pretty cool to switch the scent up for different seasons, it just gets you into a better mood for it. Yes! I knew I wasn’t the only one. It smells like peppermint every time I go down there. Then again, the place is bright green.
I agree. And it’d make you feel so much happier for work or whatever business you have there anyways. I still think they’ve imbued it. We’re not imagining anything.
seekerskeeter:
I can’t wait for it to snow, it’s my favourite thing. Snowball fights, sledging, snowmen. It’s going to be so much fun! And everywhere looks so pretty.
Oh it’s absolutely gorgeous. Ice skating is my personal favourite. And Christmas of course!
on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable would you be stuck in a submarine sans magic?
I’d be fine. I’d just figure out how to get the submarine back to the surface, no problemo. It can’t possibly be that difficult.
raven-dittanypierce:
Can I have someone carry me? I’d go into the woods if I could get a piggyback ride, y’know? See, that’s why I live in San Fran– we don’t get mosquitos. The only thing we get is sharks, and I stay outta the water, so I’m good.
See, now that seems fair. Wait, you guys don’t have mosquitos? That doesn’t seem fair. They’re irritating little pests. Sharks do sound scarier though but a lot easier to avoid too, like you said. Mosquitos are just everywhere, ugh.
text || harpbastian
Sebastian: or i can just screenshot this whole thing and send it to him
Sebastian: They could, you know, DO something about it???
Sebastian: joke's on you -- my parents don't.
Sebastian: i'll let you know once they start getting suspicious of me and my inability to take girls home, lol
Harper: don't you dare
Harper: i don't think they can force him to let me back on, captains decide the teams not staff
Harper: i'll give you all the smooches you need, honey, anytime you ask
on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable would you be stuck in a submarine sans magic?
I’d be fine. I’d just figure out how to get the submarine back to the surface, no problemo. It can’t possibly be that difficult.
raven-dittanypierce:
No one can relate– who wants to do nature? I will walk to the lake or go out in the Courtyard– that’s my nature.
Same. If I’m going into the woods, I’m using a portkey or apparating or even flying, not walking. And I’m staying somewhere nice, not a bloody tent that’s going to attract mosquitos.
