You're making me insane. Pocket sized Binghe. Yes.
Shen Qingqiu being able to carry him in his hands or Binghe holding onto strands of his hair, sleeping between layers of his robes while Shen Qingqiu does his Peak Lord duties. This has so much potential omg.
Shizun wants him to stay normal sized when they sleep cause he's afraid of accidentally crushing him but sometimes Binghe still shrinks and sleeps on his chest over his heart 🥹🥹
(also. He would ABSOLUTELY beg Shen Qingqiu to put him in his mouth. He'd crawl down his throat if he could)
Or when he misbehaves Shen Qingqiu will just dangle him in Air Jail while Binghe pouts. Omg hold on I need to draw this
Pocket binghe 💚❤️🍃🌹
I kinda also wanna imagine thumbelina disciple binghe (despite the lore questions like "how don't they clock that he's a demon if he's like that" idk maybe there are shrink plants that humans can be affected by or something) like... little binghe cooking a la remy from ratatouille, shizun aiding him in the kitchen so they make foods together... AGHHHHH (bites and shakes him)
Binghe would be so happy i think. There's so much of shizun now!!! He can hug shizun's entire cheek!! He can curl up in shizun's warm soft palm and go to sleep 😖💕 Shizun can also kiss so much of him all at once, so now binghe gets to beg for more cause "it's not enough!"
Sqq makes a breast pocket for him to go into in all of his clothes except a few (he said no to underwear), now binghe doesn't have to hold on tight if they need to go fast 🙏
I think they would do vore except how would binghe get out.... I was thinking maybe he'd use the blood parasites as help to gently climb back up shizun's throat? Sqq would probably find it a bad experience and declare they'll never do it again (until binghe begs enough). Binghe WOULD want to live in sqq's mouth. It's so warm and soft, he feels like he's back in the womb like a baby 🩷 (Don't tell this to sqq or he'll stop letting binghe in there for a month)
Air jail lmaooo. Tho while thinking of what sqq could do with a palm sized binghe i realized he could also use him as a squishy. Binghe would like it anyway, and its not like sqq would squeeze hard enough to really hurt him, his husband is still a heavenly demon after all!
Them cooking together oooowwwhh🥹 (how high would Binghe get on the power trip in getting to guide Shizuns actions,,)
Binghe is so small he can feel Shen Qingqiu touching every inch of his body at once
The thought of Shen Qingqiu walking around (going to meetings and all that) and everyone is happy they get to see him without his husband for once, all the while Binghe is Actively In His Throat (or in his body in general) and making his home there. Shen Qingqiu has to coax him out cause Binghe loves it so much he refuses to come out
(do we think Shen Qingqius stomach acid would hurt Binghe cause,,,, he might get off on that. Shen Qingqiu can never find out or he'd call it off asap)
And Binghe as a stressball!!! YES
Here are the doodles, didn't have much time but! Smallhe,,,
Shizun's stomach acid would at best gently sizzle... Like a little pinching.... Binghe is giggling and swimming in it 🙏 It's like shizun is reprimanding him subconsciously...
Ok we've talked about Catzun but what about Meowhe!! (bingcat? Bingmeow? Cat-he????? Ok I'll admit this needs work)
Jinlan could've looked completely different. Like, look me in the eyes and tell me that Shen Qingqiu wouldn't absolutely lose his mind if Luo Binghe suddenly appeared with cat ears and a fluffy tail. Fuck the fact that he's out the abyss years early, why does he look like that! The protagonist which he has spend so long obsessing over is suddenly a catboy. His cuteness aggression and horny levels are through the roof. (Not that he'll admit that. But maybe if he's sneaky enough he could brush up against his fur just once- for scientific research. Obviously.)
+ it'd be way easier for him to accept that maybe Binghe doesn't want to rip his limbs off. On account of. All the purring. And the dilated pupils. The slow blinks. Shen Qingqiu is not winning this fight, is what I'm saying.
I mean obviously Luo Binghe is still a little weary of Shen Qingqiu but I think he'd recognise the power his appearance has over him pretty fast and after that it's an open and shut case. Shizun successfully bagged.
(maybe Shen Qingqiu tries to tell himself that he can't leave Binghe like this, so obviously he has to stay and find a way to cure him. No one would take him seriously like that! It's for his own good.) (He is conveniently blind to the way Luo Binghe hisses and scratches at anyone who comes too close. His child is perfectly fine, thank you very much.)
prompt post | Wei Wuxian x Luo Binghe requested by @commandertired
"Oh hey, it's you." The demonic cultivator stands among the destruction of corpses, staring over at Luo Binghe curiously. His dark hair is an artistic mess, whipping around him. He has a flute loose in his hands and a curious tilt to his lips as he stares at the demon emperor.
Luo Binghe considers the man, wary. He straightens his posture and folds his hands behind his back. He lets his qi roll out of him in a wave as he casually begins to walk in a predatory circle around the cultivator.
"How interesting," the demonic cultivator says, and Luo Binghe doesn't know if it is mostly to himself or to him. "Paired cultivation techniques of demonic and spiritual qi. You use them interchangeably." There was a brilliance in his eyes that prevented Luo Binghe from simply launching across the battlefield and ending this man's life.
That brilliance made him far more cautious than when he initially came across a hoard of wandering corpses.
Word of the "corpse army" had caught Luo Binghe's attention. Either the "army" was exaggerated, or the demonic cultivator was hiding more corpses. He wasn't quite sure how he wanted this meeting to go yet. As he circled the cultivator, the cultivator turned so that his back was never to him.
"I think I knew that," the cultivator continued, "from before. I just wasn't really paying attention. It's hard to really be aware when you're not really all there. But hey, I have a golden core now too!" He hummed as he thought, tapping his flute to his chin. "Though it interacts differently with resentful energy."
Luo Binghe decided he needed more information. He forced his stance to relax and pulled on a large, charming smile. "From before?"
"I don't blame you for not remembering," the cultivator said with a wince. "That place was..." He trailed off with a frown.
Either this man was a good actor or he was truly empathetic to Luo Binghe's struggles - whatever struggles he was referencing. Since the man was being vague, he was inclined to believe that this was all some strange ploy. He raised an eyebrow and teasingly said, "This lord would be bereft to believe he had forgotten a face like yours."
"Oh." The cultivator's eyes widened and a grin stretched across his lips. A blush pinched his cheeks, though he didn't seem to take the flirtation as genuine. He didn't react the way others usually did; their defenses falling apart and dissolving underneath one carefully charming smile. "Well. You wouldn't have known this face. Seeing as I wasn't a face. I was a spirit."
It was very hard keeping his smile after that. Luo Binghe stopped himself from lurching forward with wild desperation. His throat squeezed shut.
"That place" was the Endless Abyss. "From before" was when he was trudging through it with nothing but the floating fire of a spirit long dead. His heart trembled.
In a life where he had known nothing but abuse and abandonment, that one spirit fire had kept him company. It was discordant and never really there. It lacked warmth. It was nothing but an echo of a person.
But it tried to make him laugh. It gave him tips. It guided him through sand storms and pure darkness. It had stayed by his side almost to the end - when it stopped Xin Mo from consuming his mind.
"Wei Ying?" Luo Binghe asked, dumbly.
It was stupid to ask because - if... someone had somehow known about that, all the man had to do was nod and smile at him. There was no way to prove that it was actually-
But then Wei Ying laughed. It was his laugh. Head bent back, he cackled; it echoed across the plains, unbidden by any shyness. "So you do remember! After becoming so big and powerful, merging the realms-"
Luo Binghe was across the field of corpses in an instant. He meant to take Wei Ying in his arms, to hold him close and breathe him in. He was alive. He was alive. Alive, alive, alive-
Something suddenly slammed into his back. It felt as if a giant hand transpired from the air and pressed a finger against him and pressed him into the earth.
"Wow there!" Wei Ying said with a skittering laugh. "I know you came here to kill me - which... you don't need to! The army wasn't mine. I took care of it, actually. Easy enough. I kept a few... at least until you dealt with them..."
"W-Wei Ying!" Luo Binghe roared, shocked that his cheek was pressed against the earth. He tried pushing and shoving upwards, but an impossible weight held him down. He had never felt anything like this before.
Wei Ying crouched down beside him and stared at him curiously. He smiled. "You've done a lot for yourself. And I'm really proud of you, kid!" He reached out and patted his head.
With a shaky breath, Luo Binghe tried to reach out and grab onto him.
Wei Ying danced away with another laugh. "Don't worry! I won't be getting in your way again, Luo Binghe!"
"W-Wait!" Luo Binghe grunted, struggling. "Don't-"
"That talisman will wear off soon, especially with your level of power," Wei Ying assured him. "I'll make sure nothing comes by to take advantage of you. It was good seeing you again - and remember! I promised to stay out of your way."
"Wei Ying!!" Luo Binghe cried.
The demonic cultivator's laugh echoed in the valley as he escaped.
AHHHHH!!! sorry for taking so long to respond but I desperately wanted to draw something for this!!
Thank you for writing this, it's absolutely lovely!! And yeah Luo Binghes romantic relationships are always doomed for miscommunication 💔💔 Shen Qingqiu and Wei Ying suffer from the same chronic flavour of obliviousness (don't give up Binghe I believe in you!!) (although maybe WY would clue in faster in this one, with LBH being more direct than LZ. If WY would stop running, that is.)
WY helping/guiding LBH through the Abyss is SUCH a good idea omg. He desperately needs the comfort too😭
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