sick and sad

[butchtoks]

[babyoffical]

oh fuck yeah

[babyoffical]

when no one respond to you does that mean there in a meeting or they hate You?

[babyoffical]

there will always be hope.

[babyoffical]

songs written by people with bpd are always the most poetic and heavenly displays of human emotion. songs written ABOUT people with bpd, however, are always like “she was a slut, but she had a nice butt”

[babyoffical]

[guy talking about his situationship who won’t commit to him] oh yeah…the ol ball and chain

[babyoffical]

all men need to be spanked

[babyoffical]

all men are brats

[babyoffical]

here, allow me [dehydrates your scrotum to give it a more refined, wrinklier appearance]

[babyoffical]

i’m wearing a stupid outfit and my hair dried in a weird way. but i plan on having a good day anyways.

[babyoffical]

Hey I just gave birth to our son. He has my ocd and your narcissism. I love him so mucb

[babyoffical]

baby girl, is you a zoo? because i’m a wild animal and you’re holding me captive. seriously janet. let me go golfing with the bros

[babyoffical]

[babyoffical]

glitch in the matrix

[babyoffical]

the small things that make this town more bearable

[babyoffical]

you’re not a “slytherin” rebecca, you’re just toxic.

[babyoffical]

nobody:

us in 2016: haha TIMBS the timbs SHOES ARE SO FUNNY isn’t it funny that THERE ARE TIMBS SHOES le spicy memes haha T I M B S

[babyoffical]

me: *rubs my eye*

my eye: shwhshwshyshwwsshwe