Drippin Gold 💦

‘99

[ashstfu]

[neilcicierega]

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

[pro-gay]

Happy 9th birthday to this post specifically.

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[tabshift]

themotto.

[pitbolshevik]

men's restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that's it

women's restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door

[pitbolshevik]

the tags on this post are so fun because you'll see someone accuse me of lying about public restrooms for tumblr notes and/or hating women right next to someone who cleans bathrooms for a living talking about how someone wrote the entire book of deuteronomy in period blood on the mirror

[necroticcoffee]

Found important lore on tiktok of all places

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

OWCA deadass said “yo Heinz we’re sending a platypus to kick your ass. his name is Perry xoxo”

[joemerl]

I always assumed that it happened like this:

Perry: (crashes through window)

Doofenshmirz: A platypus?!

Perry: (puts on hat)

Doofenshmirz: A—platypus wearing a fedora?!

(Perry hands Doofenshmirtz a business card. Doofenshmirtz puts on his reading glasses.)

Doofenshmirz: (gasps) PERRY the Platypus!

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

I hate how in-character this is

[talonabraxas]

I can still feel your soul guiding me soulo@soulosaint

[transsexualbloodlust]

sorry for crushing up your boyfriend mixing him with tobacco and rolling him into a little cigarette as if it’s my fault i’m french :/

[transsexualbloodlust]

yeah exactly sorry i turned your boyfriend into a faggot

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

sometimes i see you fuckers post something and I'm like "omg?" but then i remember we are on a website equivalent to a psychward

[myaimyai]

[dksw0rld]

Are you kidding me??!! I NEED THESE

[slaybey]

Gold Party (2023)

[itgirlajsworld]

beyoncé's latest ig post (as of march 16,2023)

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

she was so real for this

[slaybey]

Beyoncé via her website (2023)

[amourstreetstyle]

[curvy-caro]

How to make more money without having a job? I don’t want to labor anymore.

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

Kimora Lee Simmons at the 2005 Vibe Awards.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place